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ujohnb01
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Posted - 11/16/2001 :  5:56:03 PM  Show Profile  Send ujohnb01 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
sex

On the 1st day God created Tim.

ujohnb01
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Posted - 11/16/2001 :  6:02:18 PM  Show Profile  Send ujohnb01 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Generally Krystal, sex, I cant help it, its my evolutionary desire to spread my seed.
I hope this explains my actions.
Have a nice day,
BJ

On the 1st day God created Tim.
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dan p.
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Posted - 11/16/2001 :  11:03:41 PM  Show Profile  Send dan p. an AOL message  Reply with Quote
"ok. here's what men are thinking. nothin'. nope. not a thing. we're just walkin around lookin around. we like women. we want women. but that's as far as we've gotten so far."-jerry seinfeld. the most accurate description of male thought to this date.

when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.
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Evergreen
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Posted - 01/22/2002 :  12:18:14 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey Krystal I bet if we put our heads together we can come up with something that will make them blush!

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krystal
Try A Little Harder

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Posted - 01/22/2002 :  12:45:27 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I bet you're right! And I bet it wouldn't take that much thinking!

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Evergreen
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Posted - 01/22/2002 :  12:49:12 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Way to go girl...I knew I could count on you.

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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque

Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/22/2002 :  1:45:57 PM  Show Profile  Visit Black Lotus's Homepage  Send Black Lotus an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

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Fascinated with dick and fart jokes.
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pcbTIM
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Posted - 01/22/2002 :  9:06:22 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Well just putting your heads together would definatley be enough...

"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
"Why would you even shake a man's hand if you're not going to help him stand."
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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 01/22/2002 :  10:12:38 PM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Hot lipstick lesbian sex might work too... that would be cool.
-J

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Fluffy
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Posted - 01/24/2002 :  04:10:23 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Wasn't someone talking about strap-ons? Or does that take it out of the realm of lesbianism? I will make a deal on the ladies behalf. Anything they do for your amusement, pcbdmb and Silky must do the same to each other. Whatta ya think? We gotta deal? Make sure you think about what they could do to each other and remember you will have to do the same thing to each other.

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 01/24/2002 :  2:07:16 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
What? What did I ever do to y......oh. But that doesn't matter, I'm still gonna tell mommy! Mom! Fluffy's making do things I don't want to do!

"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try."
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Fluffy
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Posted - 01/24/2002 :  3:33:06 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I told you that was our little secret. The fun stops if you start telling everyone about it.

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 01/24/2002 :  8:55:30 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Yep...that was one great secret society we had once.

"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try."
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Fluffy
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Posted - 01/26/2002 :  5:14:23 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
The 12 year olds are pretty good at keeping their mouths shut, its those whiney brats like pcbdmb that I have a hard time getting to keep their mouths shut.

AWWWWW, I miss the days of our "secret society"! MIKE AWK misses them as well.



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pcbTIM
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Posted - 01/27/2002 :  05:54:45 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Oh well...at least it's out in the open now...no more sneaking around..

"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try."
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LizT
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USA
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Posted - 01/29/2002 :  2:34:37 PM  Show Profile  Send LizT an AOL message  Reply with Quote
My son wrote this poem when he was 15 yrs old. I think it's very appropriate in light of the topic!

EIGHT SECONDS

People get old and die.
It's a common fact.
With life theres death.
It's almost like a pact.

People make babies,
Which is not a bad thing.
Then the babies make babies.
'Tis a trait that all people have. Let it ring.

People live.
People die.
Dying can be a shame,
But when people do live, they make more people do the same.

Humans are smart.
They invent little useful things.
These things make life easier and can sometimes keep us alive,
Which allows us to keep alive our reproductive rings.

Men think about making kids a lot:
Every eight seconds to be exact.
With statistics like these,
Our population won't drop, and that's a fact.

Today we have come upon a sad truth:
Keeping ourselves alive seems like our only purpose.
If everyone in the world felt this way,
We would never end this circus.

With all of the inventions,
As well as what we think of every eight seconds,
Life will go on forever,
As you and I both reckon.

Philip Taylor Krauss


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Black Lotus
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Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/29/2002 :  2:40:15 PM  Show Profile  Visit Black Lotus's Homepage  Send Black Lotus an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Eight seconds? I think he's being nice, it's more like uh .. every 3 seconds, after all, it should never take any more than 2.

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LizT
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Posted - 01/29/2002 :  2:43:17 PM  Show Profile  Send LizT an AOL message  Reply with Quote
When he wrote it when he was only 15, it's very profound for such a young lad.

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Black Lotus
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Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/29/2002 :  2:54:25 PM  Show Profile  Visit Black Lotus's Homepage  Send Black Lotus an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Ah yes, the teenage years of sexual peakness. Ok, for him I'll allow 8 seconds.

And I agree, that's some pretty good work.

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 01/29/2002 :  5:34:02 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
What I want to know is how they proved men think aboot it every 8 seconds!

"I do what I can with what I've got."
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Black Lotus
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Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/29/2002 :  5:35:42 PM  Show Profile  Visit Black Lotus's Homepage  Send Black Lotus an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:

What I want to know is how they proved men think aboot it every 8 seconds!

"I do what I can with what I've got."



It was obviously a man that made that statistic.

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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 01/29/2002 :  6:28:26 PM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I won't dispute that. Sometimes I have trouble concentrating on things that I'm supposed to because I can't stop thinking about sex .
-J

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 01/29/2002 :  9:19:57 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
"casually" thinking aboot sex.

"I do what I can with what I've got."
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Fluffy
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Posted - 01/30/2002 :  12:11:41 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I am pretty sure I don't think of anything else but SEX. Wait, let me check, YEP YEP, thats pretty much ALL I think about. Oh, and Cheese and Macaroni.

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 01/30/2002 :  12:22:30 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
But whenever you think aboot Mac & Cheese, you have fanaties aboot putting it on boobies!

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Fluffy
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Posted - 01/30/2002 :  03:02:58 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Sex included in my thoughts on Cheese and macaroni!

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Fluffy
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Posted - 01/30/2002 :  03:33:39 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Then you are STILL thinking about SEX!! Face it, it is impossible for us not to think about it.

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 01/30/2002 :  04:49:02 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Wait a minute...what were we talking aboot before?

"I do what I can with what I've got."
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pcbTIM
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Posted - 01/30/2002 :  04:49:51 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:

quote:

What I want to know is how they proved men think aboot it every 8 seconds!

"I do what I can with what I've got."



It was obviously a man that made that statistic.

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I'm surprised he had enough time to write it down!

"I do what I can with what I've got."
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Fluffy
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Posted - 01/31/2002 :  03:42:34 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
He was writing down a statistic about sex, therefore he was thinking about it. Unfortunately all we do is THINK about it, so we have lots of time to talk and write about it. If we were DOING IT, then we would have very little time to write or talk about it.

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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 01/31/2002 :  1:22:38 PM  Show Profile  Send enthuTIMsiast an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Yeah, when you're doing it, does that count toward your having to think about it every eight seconds? I mean, if you're doing it, then you ARE thinking about it. But not in the same way you would be thinking about it if you WEREN'T doing it.

And if you do still think about sex every eight seconds when you ARE doing it, don't tell your girl, cause it'll no doubt make her as mad as hell, and then all you COULD do is THINK about it, and this question wouldn't be an issue for you at all.

-Jason-

I am a servant of the power behind the nothing.
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Black Lotus
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Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/31/2002 :  1:26:37 PM  Show Profile  Visit Black Lotus's Homepage  Send Black Lotus an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I'm suprised no one has mentioned this yet ... A.D.I.D.A.S

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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain?
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pcbTIM
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USA
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Posted - 01/31/2002 :  6:51:59 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I forgot aboot that!!! All Day I Dream Aboot Sex.

"I do what I can with what I've got."
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Black Lotus
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Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 01/31/2002 :  9:34:15 PM  Show Profile  Visit Black Lotus's Homepage  Send Black Lotus an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Yeah, I know they're played out .. but I like this line ...

"I don't know your fucking name. So what, lets fuck."

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Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain?
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Black Lotus
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Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 02/01/2002 :  09:19:58 AM  Show Profile  Visit Black Lotus's Homepage  Send Black Lotus an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I think it's a record.

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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 02/01/2002 :  12:01:58 PM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Hehe... Black Lotus has 669 posts... hehehehehehe.
-J

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Black Lotus
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Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 02/01/2002 :  12:37:18 PM  Show Profile  Visit Black Lotus's Homepage  Send Black Lotus an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I was going to make a special post for 666, but I forgot ... ah well.

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Black Lotus
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Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 02/01/2002 :  3:26:32 PM  Show Profile  Visit Black Lotus's Homepage  Send Black Lotus an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Actually, I was at work ...

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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/07/2002 :  6:53:58 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
The definitive, scientific answer for Krystal:



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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/07/2002 :  6:56:55 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Must be given equal time:



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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/07/2002 :  6:58:57 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Being as my brain only fits the diagram above(male) in a couple of ways, I am assuming I must have a smaller brain than most and probably looks a little more like this one.



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LizT
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Posted - 04/07/2002 :  7:48:10 PM  Show Profile  Send LizT an AOL message  Reply with Quote
The female brain diagram doesn't come close to mine for your information. Funny thing about the ability to drive manual a transmission on the male brain. That's how I learned to drive. All the cars I've owned were manual except for my newest car. And damn, I still try to reach for the clutch!

Geez Fluffy, don't scare me like that!

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/07/2002 :  8:52:06 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
One of these days you're gonna be driving on the freeway and reach down to change gears and you grab the emergency handbrake by mistake. So you better be careful!

"I do what I can with what I've got."
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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/07/2002 :  8:54:09 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
The clutch is on the floor, you can't accidentally grab the handbreak reaching for the clutch. Back on the short bus for you!!

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LizT
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USA
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Posted - 04/07/2002 :  9:29:26 PM  Show Profile  Send LizT an AOL message  Reply with Quote
LOL! Fluffy's right, it's a foot thing. My hand rests on the stick shift most of the time and the automatic has one in the same place. Yeah I know what your male minds are thinking. So just think it and don't say it...

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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/07/2002 :  9:42:16 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Mine was just thinking pcbdmb belongs on the short bus! Accidentally GRAB the clutch. HEHE Silly boy!

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LizT
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Posted - 04/07/2002 :  9:52:38 PM  Show Profile  Send LizT an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Unless he clutches the wrong stick!! hee hee

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/07/2002 :  11:54:55 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Nevermind! I just read the post incorrectly. I thought she was saying that she kept on reaching to change gears and always wrapped her hand around the handbrake.......just forget it............(and no Liz, I was not implying anything sexual).

"I do what I can with what I've got."
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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/08/2002 :  12:01:56 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Hey pcbdmb, maybe you need to take one of these:



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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/08/2002 :  12:24:28 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Geez! 25 grams! That would kill me!

"I do what I can with what I've got."
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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 04/08/2002 :  02:03:43 AM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I think Patrick just has a thing for grabbing long shafts and pulling on them.
-J

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/08/2002 :  6:43:55 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Hey....what can I say....I'm used to pulling on a long shaft.....very long...

"I do what I can with what I've got."
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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 04/08/2002 :  7:41:52 PM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
You speak so highly of Fluffy
-J

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/08/2002 :  7:43:36 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Well he is hung better than TR (sorry...I had to do it!)

"I do what I can with what I've got."
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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/14/2002 :  08:27:22 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
By the way, pcbdmb, I need those pictures back!!

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/14/2002 :  12:21:47 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
No way! You said I could keep them!!.....OK....fine....but I at least get to keep the love letters!

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/16/2002 :  07:19:25 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I never wrote you any love letters, have you been CHEATING?

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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 04/16/2002 :  3:18:29 PM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Oooooooooohhh bussssteeeeeeed.
-J

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/16/2002 :  10:58:43 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Oh....those.....they're not mine.....I was.....holding them.......for a friend.....yeah..that's it! That's the ticket. They are not mine, I am holding them for a friend.

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
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Evergreen
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Pictures? did somebody say pictures? My pictures are better than yours! NaNa!....(Sticks her tongue out)

I'm not sure who's female brain is diagramed above in Fluffy's post but I feel really sorry for her partner. I think about sex more in a half an hour than that poor brain will think about in a lifetime!

That reminds me......Gotta go!

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Fluffy
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Posted - 04/19/2002 :  06:51:04 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
So you are saying your brain is more like the male brain, correct?

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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 04/19/2002 :  2:00:51 PM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:
I think about sex more in a half an hour than that poor brain will think about in a lifetime!



523-PIMP. Give me a call.
-J

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/19/2002 :  6:58:16 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I'm surprised you don't have an 800 number yet Silky. Perhaps you should think of expanding your tiny business. Set up franchises. Hahahaha!!! It could be family owned, like In & Out Burger.

What you really should do is build your empire so you'll get a corporation....and then merge with MaDonald's. "Yeah....I'd like a Big Mac and a large blowjob.....to go."

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 04/19/2002 :  7:10:34 PM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Haha... I get the feeling that you think I'm kidding. That really is my cell number.
-J

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/19/2002 :  7:12:43 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Haha!!! That's great!

But seriously, you should think of expanding. I can represent you.

"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it."
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Posted - 04/20/2002 :  03:55:32 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
pcbdmb wrote to Silky:
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I'm surprised you don't have an 800 number yet Silky. Perhaps you should think of expanding your tiny business. Set up franchises. Hahahaha!!! It could be family owned, like In & Out Burger.
Silky, I'm not sure but I think pcbdmb is saying you got a TINY business. I put my business to work killing kittens and I sure wouldn't want someone calling it TINY(average, maybe but not TINY). As for pt 2 of his comment, I agree but I think you should merge with In & Out burger and just call it "Silky's IN & OUT HOES" Your motto could be, "Where you always can get fries with THAT SHAKE!" Just a suggestion, I am already to busy with all of my sordid projects so I would take pcbdmb up on his offer to represent you. It could be fun to have him playing around with your BUSINESS!

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Silky The Pimp
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I am going to look into it immediately... if nothing else, we can pilot test the first location in Nevada without any legality problems. We can make a documentary about it and put it on HBO... call it "project red light."
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Posted - 04/20/2002 :  9:09:03 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
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Your motto could be, "Where you always can get fries with THAT SHAKE!"



or it could be "For the hopelessly horny on the go". When you don't have TIMe to duck into a dank alley watching your back for the po-po, just come on by to IN & Out Babes. Where you don't ask for proof of age and neither do we!

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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 04/22/2002 :  12:14:15 AM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
...where if you contract a venerial disease, your next visit is on the house!

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/22/2002 :  04:30:24 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
or you get a free ride to the hospital....but you have to pay for the surgery.

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Fluffy
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Silky said:
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...where if you contract a venerial disease, your next visit is on the house!
You sure you want them back if they have a disease, sounds like that wouldn't be good for business. One person gets it, comes back, gives it to someone else, who gives it to someone else and before you know it NOONE is paying.

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/22/2002 :  6:26:25 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Naw....that's just a gimick. We pre-screen all of our employees personally!

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I see, you just promise "the hope" that your clients will contract VD so they can get a "Free Pony Ride" but there is really no chance of it actually happening. Kinda like those carny games, ring toss, getting the dime on the plate, etc etc etc. Play, play, play, but no chance of winning!! NOT contracting a venerial disease, can that really be considered losing?

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enthuTIMsiast
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Not a free pony ride.

A free magic carpet ride.

-What-
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pcbTIM
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Posted - 04/23/2002 :  7:46:27 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Uh oh Silky.......Fluffy knows too much....we might have to exterminate him.....or make him a partner....

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Yep, one can never have too many partners.


-What-
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Silky The Pimp
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Yep, one can never have too many partners.


Especially not in this business.

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Posted - 04/24/2002 :  9:04:11 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
That's what we call in the business a "gang bang".

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pcbdmb said:
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Fluffy knows too much....we might have to exterminate him.....or make him a partner....

I am totally down with the partner thing, the extermination thing I am not sure I am down with, for obvious reasons. Hehe

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powdrdogdmb
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Naw....that's just a gimick. We pre-screen all of our employees personally!


I fail to see how that this would guarantee that the employees would be disease FREE? Come on, somebody had to take that overhead slam...
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Fluffy said:
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I am totally down with the partner thing, the extermination thing I am not sure I am down with, for obvious reasons. Hehe



Damnit! Another partner? Pretty soon every person who comes into a franchise will make partner. j/k. I'm sure Fluffy could round ups ome top-notch bouncers and fake ID inspectors.....after all, we don't want to get shut down.

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We can make Rew head of security!!

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 05/03/2002 :  06:59:52 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
And TR the entertainment..........the other entertainment that is....

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I am not sure it would be TR's scene being a family man and all. Maybe a special guest appearance here or there. Who knows!!

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Posted - 05/03/2002 :  08:12:20 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
OK.......how about this? We just buy every one of his CDs, place them in a really big CD player, and just hit the random button. He could be there in "spirit".

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Works for me. TR always said he would be happy if people were fucking to his music.

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LizT
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Works for me. TR always said he would be happy if people were fucking to his music.


TR always said he would be happy if people were fucking to his music. Works for me.




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pcbTIM
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Posted - 05/03/2002 :  4:53:29 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Woah! Looks like someone woke up on the perverted side of the bed this morning!

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LizT
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HA!

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I wasn't aware there was any other side but the perverted side of the bed.

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Silky The Pimp
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So Liz, I've got to ask... where do you think you might rank on the 'milf-o-meter' ?
-J

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LizT
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So Liz, I've got to ask... where do you think you might rank on the 'milf-o-meter' ?




LOL! You have got to be kidding me! It doesn't really matter does it????

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 05/03/2002 :  8:37:43 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Hey Silky......if she doesn't answer I'll be sure to give an honest opinion after I see her on the 13th.

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LizT
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Hey Silky......if she doesn't answer I'll be sure to give an honest opinion after I see her on the 13th.


You guys crack me up! The pics Mr. Fluffy and Kevin take should be quite interesting!

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LizK wrote:
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The pics Mr. Fluffy and Kevin take should be quite interesting!


HMMMMMM, as Led Zep once said:

"Ohhhhhh, and it makes me wonder!!"

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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 05/04/2002 :  12:57:20 PM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Ah pictures... just please make sure that if you are going to do any swimsuit shots, be sure to wear the same bikini that you were talking about in that other thread. You know the one
-J

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LizT
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Sorry to disappoint you Jeff, but I can assure you there will be no swimsuit shots at the TR show. Maybe leather perhaps! LOL!

nay I'm just kidding about the leather...

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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 05/04/2002 :  1:45:14 PM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Ah well... a young man can dream, can't he?
-J

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 05/04/2002 :  10:35:42 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
No leather?!! Aw what's the point of going now?.......unless TR wore those pants.......hmmmmmmm

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Posted - 05/06/2002 :  08:19:10 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
TR Looks good in his little leather shorts!! HEHE

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Fluffy
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Posted - 05/06/2002 :  08:19:41 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Hey pcbdmb, lets put it over the top!!

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