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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
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 Posted - 06/02/2005 : 11:26:37 PM
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you're going to think i'm a lying asshole, but this is the truth.
on the same road i saw the monster, but farther down, i saw a harpy. except it was white. i saw it come out of the trees. at first i thought it was the relflection of headlights under the trees. it seemed almost translucent. but i got under it. it had huge feathered wings. the body didn't end in a tail, or tail feathers. it just ended. i didn't see the head of it, and i'm not sure i want to. its wings were flapping, but it was hardly moving foward at all. it will never be alright again.
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2005 : 12:33:34 AM
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| Lay off the acid, dan. |
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pants_happy
Chatterbox
412 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2005 : 12:25:47 PM
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| i'm afraid we're going to need another photo, dan. |
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guitarisPIMP
Yak Addict
Niue
587 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2005 : 8:04:27 PM
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| I believe there is LSD in your bubble-bath, my friend. |
my favorite color is go fuck yourself. :D |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2005 : 11:04:47 PM
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| boy would my face be red if that were true. |
death to false metal. |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2005 : 12:23:31 AM
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| Cocaine's a helluva drug. |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2005 : 1:46:10 PM
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| The miracle water turned out to be nothing but ordinary water... Ordinary water and LSD! |
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guitarisPIMP
Yak Addict
Niue
587 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2005 : 6:58:09 PM
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| If acid is legal, they ought to market that. LSDasani. mmmm... |
my favorite color is go fuck yourself. :D |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2005 : 10:43:36 PM
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| so. . .you guys don't believe me? |
death to false metal. |
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guitarisPIMP
Yak Addict
Niue
587 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2005 : 11:15:57 PM
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It's been a while since the mythology unit in 8th grade, so I forget wat a harpy is. But judging by the partial description in your dialogue, I do believe you were inadvertently intoxicated by some powerful hallucinogen. .....powerful.....really......fucking....powerful...
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my favorite color is go fuck yourself. :D |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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Posted - 06/05/2005 : 12:01:34 AM
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| I don't know I've seen some pretty weird stuff in my time when I wasn't under the influence of any hallucenigens and well nobody believed me either. |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2005 : 12:43:05 AM
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| i don't do any drug outside of caffine. but i do an inhuman amount of that. |
death to false metal. |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2005 : 01:08:03 AM
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| So then how do you know someone didn't slip you something if you've never tried it before? I mean it happened to monk and he didn't realize he was fucked up till afterwards. That's kind of how it goes. |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2005 : 10:57:00 AM
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| because who's going to slip me some? i'm the only one here. unless they put it in my french fries or soda at wendy's, i don't really think so. aside from which, i only saw that one thing. |
death to false metal. |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2005 : 1:30:37 PM
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| Ok so you probably weren't under the influence of any hallucenigens, but I still say whatever you saw probably wasn't something weird. If it is real though I think I'm going to get a gun. |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2005 : 7:39:17 PM
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| well admittedly i'm just coming off playing god of war and baldur's gate. so harpies are on the brain as it is. i mean, it might have been some kind of big white owl. it sure didn't look like one from where i was sitting. |
death to false metal. |
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guitarisPIMP
Yak Addict
Niue
587 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2005 : 8:06:06 PM
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ahahaha I hope you know i was jsut kidding about the hallucinogen thing. I don't think you were intoxicated and I don't know whether or not I believe you. But probably the most fucked up thing about it is that is "seemed almost translucent."
Maybe it was an albino deer getting attacked by a large hawk.
Or some frat prank. That would be hilarious, paint a deer white, stick a giant fake chicken head on it like a mascot costume, and attach fake halloween angel wings or something. Animal cruelty, but also animal comedy.
I'm not even sure I'm accurate on my mental picture of what a fucking harpy is. |
my favorite color is go fuck yourself. :D |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2005 : 11:01:44 PM
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Actually this summer I was planning on dressing up like bigfoot and trying to scare the shit out of people. If nothing else I could get shot and sue someone.
I know how it goes though telling someone something unbelievable and having them not believe you though. With me though they just say I was on shrooms or something and for me it's not too far out to believe. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2005 : 5:01:51 PM
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Originally posted by Silky The Pimp
Cocaine's a helluva drug.
lol...or as he might laugh...heh, heh, heh... |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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HotKoreanGirl
Chatterbox
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Posted - 06/06/2005 : 5:41:41 PM
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| obviously, you've been smoking an "L" laced with PCP. At least you only saw harpies. I knew this big black guy who smoked PCP straight which caused him to take off all his clothes and run naked up and down broadstreet, philadelphia. Are you sure you weren't listening to radiohead too? |
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