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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
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 Posted - 03/13/2005 : 10:11:47 AM
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I was working my usual late night at Sub-Way when a pretty girl from Smoothie King came over to order a sandwhich. Small talk began, and then I said :
Pedro : "So, I heard you boss is a huge fucking prick."
Pretty Girl : ( smiles )
Pedro : (pauses for a second) "Your his girlfriend arent you?"
Pretty Girl : "Yeah."
Pedro : "Oh shit."
As soon as I had asked that question I remembered seeing her in normal clothes helping him re-organize the store the day before. . . .my foot didnt taste so good. |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 03/13/2005 : 5:45:22 PM
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Man I eat at Subway almost every tuesday. Get two foot long of whatever the special is, and then I have lunch for the rest of the week. Works out splendidly.
Except Cheese Steak, I don't eat that one. Ick. |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 5:49:30 PM
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| hahaha. yes! that's hilarious. |
death to false metal. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 6:18:54 PM
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| Love the Dark Tower quote HTG. Did you finish the series yet? Can't say I enjoyed the ending, it was good, but I savored the journey more than anything else. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 7:41:49 PM
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| i gotta read that. |
death to false metal. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 03:31:47 AM
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Originally posted by Arthen
Love the Dark Tower quote HTG. Did you finish the series yet? Can't say I enjoyed the ending, it was good, but I savored the journey more than anything else.
Not yet. I only have about 80 or so pages on the third book, but I cant get enough of these stories. Stephen King is the man. I cant believe it took me so long to pick up the series. |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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TalkingNeurons
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Posted - 03/14/2005 : 12:03:34 PM
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Originally posted by {=HTG=}
Not yet. I only have about 80 or so pages on the third book...
Ha, I've already finished it. Bitch. |
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Oozle
Chatterbox
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Posted - 03/14/2005 : 1:30:50 PM
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Originally posted by Arthen
Love the Dark Tower quote HTG. Did you finish the series yet? Can't say I enjoyed the ending, it was good, but I savored the journey more than anything else.
I have felt that way about many of Stephen King's books. They are awesome with the character building and story but they kind of loose it at the end. Like he felt, this has gone on long enough, better just wrap it up and the ending is stupid. Love the man, but his endings could use a bit of oomph. |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 03/15/2005 : 3:10:45 PM
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Originally posted by Oozle
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Originally posted by Arthen
Love the Dark Tower quote HTG. Did you finish the series yet? Can't say I enjoyed the ending, it was good, but I savored the journey more than anything else.
I have felt that way about many of Stephen King's books. They are awesome with the character building and story but they kind of loose it at the end. Like he felt, this has gone on long enough, better just wrap it up and the ending is stupid. Love the man, but his endings could use a bit of oomph.
I can agree with that statement, especially after I finished 'Black House.' 'The Talisman' was such an amazing story, and I had high hopes for the sequel. Good up untill the end, where the last 50 pages are all one big blur, and a sucky ending. Also, 'From a Buick 8' had a stupid finish. . .wait, the whole book sucked. |
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Funny little story
