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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
 Posted - 01/19/2005 : 06:32:03 AM
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Have you ever yawned so hard you drooled a little?
That tells you you should go to sleep, but can't because you have school in an hour. |
"Now that's ripe!"
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"Me was tryin' to save time."
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 10:12:37 AM
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Have you ever reached for the SNOOZE button but hit the ALARM OFF button instead?
Effectively missing 40 minutes of your business law midterm... |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 11:37:30 AM
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| nice. i hate that. what's even worse is yawning and having that little streamline of spit come flying from your mouth. what the fuck is that, anyway? |
death to false metal. |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 11:42:01 AM
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| ever yawned really big and some dude shoves his c.................... ............ ............. ................ .................. .................. umm................... happened to a friend of mine.... ..... not me. |
Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 9:46:49 PM
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my roomate told me his buddies once stuck a cigarrette up a girls nose while she was passed out drunk
she smoked the whole thing |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 11:11:37 PM
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| ...danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
1099 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 12:08:38 AM
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Originally posted by guitarted
Have you ever reached for the SNOOZE button but hit the ALARM OFF button instead?
Effectively missing 40 minutes of your business law midterm...
Why do they make the snooze button so much larger than the turn off button? Here are the features I want in an alarm clock...
1. The off button is actually a switch, preferably in the back
2. When you set the alarm for, say, 8:00 am, somewhere in the middle of the night is randomly sets the clock ahead anywhere from 1-20 minutes. That'll keep you on your toes.
3. Same with the interval for the snooze. Hit the button, sometimes it will go off again in a minute, sometimes 10.
And guitarted, that's the funniest thing I've heard all month.
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Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque an Alien Abductee! |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 12:47:20 AM
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I remember waking up and seeing 9:02 on the clock (started at 8:30).
You've never seen someone get up so fast, i don't even really remember parts of getting there. I had an unsharpened HB pencil, thats all. So i remember grabbing my swiss army knife and sharpening it quickly. Later i found huge shards of pencil wood lying all around my room. I must have cut off a 1/4 of the pencil trying to sharpen it properly with a knife.
I jumped on my bike and literally flew there.
Made it in, blasted through the doors, out of breath panting drooling almost crying.
I said some gibberish to the prof and she sat me down and tried to calm me down.
I saw her laughing at me with the TAs several times the rest of the midterm. |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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Jiyra
Chatterbox
124 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 12:57:50 AM
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| I have four alarm clocks and I still find it hard to wake up every morning... |
silly girl, sanity is for boys |
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Hopeful Rolling Waves
Alien Abductee
South Sandwich Islands
2154 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 10:03:42 AM
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I smashed about 6 clocks while in high school, I had stone walls, so it was pretty easy. My new clock has shotgun alarms on it. When they both go off simultaneously, you can't help but get up. That and if I'm late for work my boss takes a fat shit on me, literally.
NEXT!
BTW, it's called "gleeking" Dan P. |
http://db.etree.org/hopefulrollingwaves/ < My Trading List |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 1:02:34 PM
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gleeking, huh? sounds about right.
you literally flew? you mean you actually traveled through the air on your bike? i hate to be a skeptic, but i think i don't quite believe that. i think you meant "figuratively" and not its opposite, "literally" |
death to false metal. |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 4:52:03 PM
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| oops i meant to say 'practically' |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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Angelface01
Is Anybody Here?
USA
30 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 7:47:28 PM
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It's good to know that I'm not the only one who has that weird spit thing happening when I yawn real hard. I thought something was wrong with me. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 8:06:55 PM
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No, there is something wrong with you. And with all those other people too!
I'm just glad fluids don't come flying out of my mouth when I yawn. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 8:07:51 PM
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| oh, no, you're definately not alone. i would it's just not something that normally crops up in conversations. they ought to make a gleeking emoticon. i'd use it. |
death to false metal. |
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Hopeful Rolling Waves
Alien Abductee
South Sandwich Islands
2154 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2005 : 10:42:41 AM
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| A few kids in my middle school could gleek on command, and they'd hit people in the back of their heads while in class. I always found it mildly amusing; gross, but amusing. |
http://db.etree.org/hopefulrollingwaves/ < My Trading List |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2005 : 2:21:59 PM
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How about talking to a member of the opposite sex and spitting while you talk?
guilty... |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 10:43:12 AM
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Originally posted by guitarted
How about talking to a member of the opposite sex and spitting while you talk?
guilty...
Thats been happening to me a lot lately . . . . |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 5:44:16 PM
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| Ha, gleeking... I thought that was just a local name for it. |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 06:53:55 AM
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Nope, I call it gleeking too.
:-O.... (the closest I could come up with to a gleeking emoticon) |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 10:30:39 AM
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| I feel so deprived, I never heard of gleeking before! Jeez you learn something new everyday! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 3:07:09 PM
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Originally posted by PJK
I feel so deprived, I never heard of gleeking before! Jeez you learn something new everyday!
Gosh! You've never heard of gleeking? (gleeting) All the cool kids are doing it nowadays.  |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 5:19:17 PM
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| it would be really cool if i could do it on command, instead of just at the worst possible moments only. |
death to false metal. |
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Jiyra
Chatterbox
124 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 5:21:26 PM
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| one of my best girl-friends used to be able to do it on command and then vanity interrupted and she closed the gap in her teeth. |
silly girl, sanity is for boys |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 6:10:53 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by dan p.
it would be really cool if i could do it on command, instead of just at the worst possible moments only.
I actually knew a girl who could. She was weird but had huge boobs so she was popular. |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 6:19:14 PM
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| of course she was popular. she could gleek on command! |
death to false metal. |
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