I never trusted that Jesus guy..... wasnt too good of a carpenter either as i recall.
you should upgrade to the Jesus 2000. much more practical.
Well that is that and this is this. Will you tell me what you saw and I'll tell you what you missed,when the ocean met the sky. You missed when time and life shook hands and said goodbye. When the earth folded on itself. And said "Good luck, for your sake I hope heaven and hell are really there, but I wouldn't hold my breath."