| Author |
 Topic  |
|
LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
 Posted - 08/07/2003 : 2:46:37 PM
|
Hell is for Children??
who wrote that anyway??
NOT GOOD. |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
 |
|
|
victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
|
|
Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2003 : 03:48:25 AM
|
| Steak-ums. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
|
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2003 : 03:49:30 AM
|
| Cheese Nips |
|
|
|
Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2003 : 03:51:25 AM
|
| Viagra |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
|
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2003 : 03:53:57 AM
|
I am not going to say what came to my mind.... so I will do the next thought...
I wonder if Jay realizes that I am following him and his posts around? |
|
|
|
Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2003 : 03:55:14 AM
|
| Stalking. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
|
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2003 : 04:00:14 AM
|
| So I wonder what he's doing right now... |
|
|
|
Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2003 : 04:03:08 AM
|
| Waiting for 4:20...And Uh...looking out my window...wait, what the hell are you doing on my shed roof? What the hell? Oh, that's kinda cool, actually... |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
|
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2003 : 04:05:21 AM
|
| Wait... What IS he doing?? |
|
|
|
Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2003 : 04:07:21 AM
|
| Shit...she saw... |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
|
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2003 : 04:12:28 AM
|
| was that?? no... it couldn't be... |
|
|
|
Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2003 : 04:14:00 AM
|
| Yes, it was. I'm gonna clean it up, I swear. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
|
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2003 : 04:15:37 AM
|
| Hey... look at my posts! |
|
|
|
Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2003 : 04:16:29 AM
|
| Look! It has ARMS! There's four minutes till magic time... |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
|
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2003 : 04:18:09 AM
|
| At 300 posts, I am spent... Tell your girlfriend I said hi, and that I'll see her soon... Have fun, and seriously this TIMe... goodnight! |
|
|
|
Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2003 : 04:19:24 AM
|
| okay, she'll be happy to uh...see ya...seein' as how yer getting out at 4:19, I imagine she'll be there soon... |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
|
|
|
Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2003 : 5:22:01 PM
|
Miss Sorrel & JAY.............
LAY OFF THE WEED!!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy         
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
|
|
|
victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
|
|
{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2003 : 04:35:23 AM
|
| 'roll one up and get high' |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
 |
|
|
|
victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
|
|
Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2003 : 1:30:21 PM
|
| rage against the machine |
Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
|
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2003 : 2:09:26 PM
|
| What will my name be today? |
|
|
|
victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
|
|
Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2003 : 2:39:30 PM
|
| Apartment Zero |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
|
|
|
LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2003 : 4:25:42 PM
|
quote:
Originally posted by Saint Jude
rage against the machine
NWA wrote that. |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
|
|
|
LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2003 : 4:27:12 PM
|
quote:
Originally posted by Fluffy
Apartment Zero
saved by zero |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
|
|
|
victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
|
|
Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2003 : 5:40:10 PM
|
quote:
Originally posted by Saint Jude
rage against the machine
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
NWA wrote that.
i know but they covered it. and thats what came up in my mind. |
Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
|
|
|
LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2003 : 7:17:20 PM
|
Sorry..
I had a two-week rap thing in the late 80's
I don't know why but I remember almost every word?????
|
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
|
|
|
victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2003 : 02:54:14 AM
|
| the bar is closed.... GET OUT! |
|
|
|
Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2003 : 03:24:30 AM
|
| ...Unless you are fucking someone on staff or planning on fucking someone on staff, you have TO GO!!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
|
|
|
victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2003 : 10:31:39 AM
|
| Sprite |
|
|
|
{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2003 : 12:08:54 PM
|
| I hate flood control! |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
|
|
|
|
victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
|
|
LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2003 : 09:01:57 AM
|
| donating your old clothes to the salvation army |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
|
|
|
victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
|
|
Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2003 : 3:50:07 PM
|
| HOLLYWOOD SQUARES: "X" gets the box!!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
|
|
|
victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2003 : 8:55:29 PM
|
| ghost |
|
|
|
Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2003 : 12:35:21 AM
|
| "Can I have a new one, please? I signed the wrong name..." |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
|
|
|
{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2003 : 06:34:14 AM
|
| Toast . . . |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
|
|
|
|
victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
|
|
LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2003 : 09:18:57 AM
|
| Batman and Robin |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
|
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2003 : 11:10:48 AM
|
| meow |
|
|
|
Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2003 : 12:47:25 AM
|
Catwoman!!!(MEOOOOWWWW!!!)
followed swiftly by the MeowMix theme song:
Meow Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
etc etc etc |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
|
|
|
LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2003 : 11:37:25 AM
|
Help control the pet population,
have your pet spayed or neutered |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
|
|
|
Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2003 : 12:15:57 PM
|
Meow Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
(dammit, I just can't get that song outta my head!) |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
|
|
|
LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2003 : 1:08:24 PM
|
| Stepping on a puked-up hairball with my eyes shut at 3AM on my way to the can. |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
|
|
|
Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2003 : 11:27:59 PM
|
| Crackahs. (That's "Crackers" with a Brooklyn/Jewish accent.) |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
|
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2003 : 11:35:26 PM
|
| Born and raised in Florida. |
|
|
|
Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2003 : 12:36:16 AM
|
| Jeb Bush. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
|
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2003 : 12:51:58 AM
|
| Save the kids |
|
|
|
Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2003 : 12:55:07 AM
|
| For only three dollars a month, you can almost feed Mjumbo here for a week. Call the Christain Children's Fund now, and help us build really cool houses in Florida... |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
|
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2003 : 12:57:07 AM
|
| guilt |
|
|
|
Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2003 : 12:59:52 AM
|
| Lubrication. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
|
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2003 : 01:02:17 AM
|
golf cart steering wheel
****WHERE'D ARTHEN GO?***** |
|
|
|
Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2003 : 01:04:44 AM
|
Bend over an' I'll show ya...NO!!! That's the four large cups of coffee, three tall glasses of Mountain Dew and a couple a donuts talking...
Wait a minute...why did Lubrication remind you of a golf cart steering wheel? no, i don't really want to know all that bad.
Stealing a blind man's cane and spinning him around really fast. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
|
|
|
Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2003 : 01:08:55 AM
|
Amelie!
(and I wouldn't even know how to begin to explain!) |
|
|
|
Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2003 : 01:21:34 AM
|
| Some smelly sweater I found in my grandma's closet last week...it had a drying slice of American cheese in the left shoulder. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
|
|
|
PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2003 : 1:16:07 PM
|
| Laughter! (LOL Jay thats what I did when I read that!) |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
|
|
|
Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2003 : 3:31:50 PM
|
| Grandma trying to convince me that Aunt Dianne is trying to kill her to steal her picture of the Pope. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
|
|
|
Topic |
|
Stream of Consciousness
