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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
 Posted - 01/18/2003 : 4:10:22 PM
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Two guys are sititng in a gay bar. One is a huge, fat blakc guy adn the other is a tiny little Chinese fellow. The black guy goes, " Hey, sweetie...do you have lots of beef?" and the Chinese fellow says, " No, I have rice."
I USED THE DISH TO MAKE THESE COOKIES OUTA SOUR KROUT! |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2003 : 10:06:58 PM
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| Is that supposed to be a joke or a story to thoroughly confuse us? |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2003 : 10:11:10 PM
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| not tellin' |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2003 : 10:14:19 PM
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Jay, sweetie.....what the hell are you smoking today???  |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2003 : 10:18:06 PM
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| not tellin' |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2003 : 10:24:15 PM
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| Just treat Jay like you would any animal at the zoo: Ignore him and he'll ignore you. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2003 : 10:27:00 PM
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| not necessarily true. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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Dickey500
Chatterbox
USA
144 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2003 : 12:31:32 PM
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| I dunno, man. Those monkeys at the zoo can really rattle ya. That whole "ignore them and they'll ignore you" rule goes right out the window with the monkeys. They'll throw shit at you, make a bunch of noise, toss poo...I fear Jay may begin with the poo-throwing soon if we don't acknowledge his existence. |
"All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out." - Mark Twain |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2003 : 12:43:15 PM
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| *ploop!* Hahhahahahaahahhaah! *Chuck!* |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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two guys..
