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Fluffy
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 Posted - 10/28/2002 : 08:41:52 AM
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2U2 = To You, Too
AAMOF = As A Matter Of Fact
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
AFAIC = As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICT = As Far As I Can Tell
AFK = Away From Keyboard
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
BAD = Bondage And Discipline
BAK = Back At Keyboard
BBL = Be Back Later
BITMT = But In The Meantime
BOT = Back On Topic
BRB = Be Right Back
BRBH2P = Be Right Back Had To Pee
BTW = By the way
C4N = Ciao For Now
CRS = Can't Remember "Stuff"
CU = See You
CUL(8R) = See You Later
CWOT = Complete Waste Of Time
CYA = See Ya
DVDA = Double Vagina Double Anal
DITYID = Did I Tell You I'm Distressed?
DIY = Do It Yourself
DP = Double Penetration
EOD = End Of Discussion
EZ = Easy
F2F = Face To Face
FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions
FBOW = For Better Or Worse
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend
FOCL = Falling Off Chair Laughing
FWIW = For What It's Worth
FYA = For Your Amusement
FYI = For Your Information
/ga = Go Ahead
GAL = Get A Life
GBTW = Get Back To Work
GFC = Going For Coffee
GFETE = Grinning From Ear To Ear
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike
GR&D = Grinning, Running & Ducking
GTG = Got To Go
GTGTTBR = Got To Go To The Bathroom
GTRM = Going To Read Mail
HAND = Have A Nice Day
HHOK = Ha Ha Only Kidding
HSP = Horribly Slow Postal
HTG = Hispanic Teen Guitarist
HTH = Hope This Helps
IAC = In Any Case
IAE = In Any Event
IC = I See
IDGI = I Don't Get It
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO = in My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
IMPE = In My Previous/Personal Experience
IMVHO = In My Very Humble Opinion
IOTTMCO = Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer
IOW = In Other Words
IRL = In Real Life
ISP = Internet Service Provider
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean
JHC = Jesus H Christ
JIC = Just In Case
J/K = Just kidding
KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid
L8TR = Later
LD = Later Dude
LMAO = LMAO
LOL = Laughing Out Loud
LTNS = Long Time No See
MorF = Male or Female, or person who asks that question
MTCW = My Two Cents Worth
N&N = Nice And Naughty
NRG = Energy
NRN = No Reply Necessary
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again!
OTOH = On The Other Hand
OTTOMH = Off The Top Of My Head
OIC = Oh I See
OTF = On The Floor
OLL = Online Love
PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PLS = Please
PU = That Stinks!
RBATCHA = Right Back At You
REHI = Hello Again (re-Hi!)
RHC = Really Hot Coffee
ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROTF = Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
RSN = Real Soon Now
RTDox = Read The Documentation/Directions
RTFM = Read The Frickin' Manual
RUOK = Are You OK?
S&M = Sadism & Masochism
SNAFU = Situation Normal; All Fouled Up
SO = Significant Other
SOL = Smiling Out Loud (or You're Out of Luck)
STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease
TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TAFN = That's All For Now
TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It
THX = Thanks
TIA = Thanks In Advance
TLK2UL8R = Talk to you later
TMTOYH = Too much TIMe on your hands
TMK = To My Knowledge
TOS = Terms Of Service
TPTB = The Powers That Be
TSWC = Tell Someone Who Cares
TTBOMK = To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN = Ta-Ta For Now
TTT = To The Top
TTYL(8R) = Talk To You Later
TWIMC = To Whom It May Concern
Txs = Thanks
URL = Web Page Address
w/b = Welcome Back
w/o = Without
WRT = With Regard To
WTG = Way To Go
WU? = What's Up?
WWW = World Wide Web
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get
Y2K = Year 2000
YGIAGAM = Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
YGWYPF = You Get What You Pay For
YID = Yes It Does
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary
ZZZ = Sleeping
STFU=Shut the Fuck UP
FTW=Fuck the World
FU=Fuck You
WTF=What the Fuck
SFW=So Fucking What
FYATHYRIO=Fuck You and the Horse You Road In On
FO=Fuck Off
BYOB = Bring your own beer
BYOBBBQ = Bring Your Own Beer BarBeQue
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"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 08:43:38 AM
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Killing the Kittens
Doin' the five knuckle shuffle.
Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters
Bludgeoning the beefsteak
jerkin w/out a merkin
Riding the great white knuckler
auto-eroticism
Onanism
cabareting OR
going cabareting
having one off the wrist
fisting off
fist it
five-knuckle chuckle
five-knuckle Annie
making baby juice
mixing the baby batter
pulling taffy
churning the urn
churning the butter
the armswing
fidgetting with the fuckstick
tugging the trowser snake
tapdancing
dancing with myself
cracking nuts
cleaning the carrot
ordering cream sauce
coming ones mutton
groping for gravy OR
groping for goo
greasing the pole
playing the organ
strumming the banjo
bang the banjo
beat it
beat off
beat your meat
milking the cow
churning the choad
making candy OR
making icing OR
making mayonaise
banging the gong
walking the dog
paddling the pickle
pounding the nail
jerking the gerkin
taming the one-eyed monster
teaching an old dog new tricks
bopping the bologna
polishing the crown jewels
polishing the knob
choking the chicken
choking the chipmunk
choking the gopher
giving the dog a bone
tenderizing the tubesteak
shaving bark
taking a slow boat to Bangkok
Code 21 (TX)
Hit It (MI)
Hit a Lick (MI)
pocket-pool
hand balling
hand-job
jerk-off OR
jerking off OR
jerking the jock
jack-off OR
jacking off
ball off OR
balling off
squirt-n-spurt
spank the monkey
praying with the one-eyed monk
bash the bishop OR
bashing the bishop OR
flogging the bishop
flogging the poodle
flog ones meat
flog ones dong
gone whaling
wax the dolphin
waxing the wick
stroking the sausage
STROKE
having a yank
having a wank OR
wanking OR
wank OR
wanking off
whack off OR
whacking off
toss off OR
tossing offf
screw off
squeezing off
rub off
work off
pull off
pumping off
pulling the pump handle
punishing percy in palm
bang your head
pulling the pin OR
pulling the pud OR
pounding the pud
busting a nut
flying solo
solo flight
right handing
wang wrangling
frig
frigging the rigging
snapping the twig
stropping ones beak
dolloping the weiner
wanking the willy
freeing willy
singing an aria
self-service
self-stimulation
self-abuse
abuse oneself
taking care of business
going fishing
torturing the tallywhacker
pumping for man oil
playing solitaire
playing with it
PULLING THE PORK
A big date with Rosy Palms
Adjusting your set
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Auditioning your hand puppet
Backstroke roulette
Bashing the Bishop
Bashing the candle
Beating off
Beating the balogna
Beating the bed flute
Beating the Bishop
Beating the dummy
Beating the old man
Beating the pud
Beating the stick
Beating your meat
Beef-stroke-it-off
Being a virtuoso of the skin flute
Being your own best friend
Biffing off
Bleed the weed
Blowing the load
Blowing your own horn
Bludgeoning the beefsteak
Bobbing your boloney
Bopping Richard
Bopping the bishop
Bopping the bolgney
Bopping the Bonzo
Boxing the bald champ
Boxing the clown
Boxing the jesuit and getting cockroaches
Boxing with Richard
Buffin' the bishop
Buffing the banana
Buffing the rifle
Buggering your hand
Burping the baby
Burping the worm
Buttering the corn
Caning the vandal
Capturing the bishop
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Cheesing off
Choking Kojak
Choking the bald guy until he pukes
Choking the chicken
Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse
to come
Churning your butter
Clamping the pipe
Cleaning your rifle
Clearing the snorkel
Climbin the tree
Climbing Mount Baldy
Clobbering the Kleenex
Closet Frisbee
Clubbing the clam
Coating Prince William Sound with love oil
Coming into your own
Coming to grips with yourself
Cooking the cream of cock
Corralling the tadpoles
Couch hockey for one
Cranking the love pump
Cranking the monkey
Cranking the shank
Crimping the wire
Crowning the king
Cuddlin' the Kielbasa
Cuffing the carrot
Dancing with Johnnie One-Eye
Dating Miss Michigan (think geography)
Dating Rosie Palm and her five sisters
Decongesting the weasel
Defrosting the fridge
Diddling
Digging for change
Digitally oscillating one's penis
Doin' The Solitary Rhumba
Doing a hand job
Doing battle with the Purple Helmeted Warrior
of Love
Doing handiwork
Doing It Your Way
Doing the five-knuckle shuffle
Doing the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT
Doing the janitor thing
Doing the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump
Doing the pork sword jiggle
Doing the White Knuckler
Doing your own thing
Downing at the club (for members only)
Draining the monster
Draining the poisons from the building
Driving the skin bus
Dry humping the ottoman
Dundering the devil-dolphin
Electing the president
Engaging in safe sex
Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of its
denim cell
Faxing Jimmy Dean
Faxing the Pope
Feeding the ducks
Firing the flesh musket
Firing the Surgeon General
Fishing for zipper trout
Fist fucking
Fisting your mister
Five-finger solo
Five-knuckle-shuffle on the old piss pump
Five on one
Flick on over the thumb
Flapping Takkie (South African)
Flaying the Emperor
Flicking the bic
Flipping the Bishop
Flogging the bishop
Flogging the dog
Flogging the dolphin
Flogging the dong
Flogging the frog
Flogging the hog
Flogging the log
Flogging the mule
Flogging the salami
Flogging your dumber brother
Flute solo
Fly fishing
Fondling the fig
Freeing Willy
Friggit
Frosting the pastries
Galloping the antelope
Galloping the old lizard
Genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion
Getting a date with Slick Mittens
Getting a grip on things
Getting a stiffy
Getting chafed
Getting off
Getting the German soldier marching
Getting the glue stick
Getting to know yourself
Getting your palm read by Mister Softee
Getting your palm red
Getting your pole varnished
Giving it a tug
Giving yourself a low five
Glazing the donut
Gluing the lady's eye's shut
Going a couple of rounds with ol' josh
Going blind
Going on a date with Handrea and Palmela
Going on a date with Rosey Palm and the five
daughters
Going on Peewee's little adventure
Going the blow
Grappling the gorilla
Greasing the pipe
Gripping the pencil
Hacking the hog
Han Solo
Hand job
Hand Shandy
Handy work
Hanging the old man
Hard labor
Having a ball
Having a conversation with the one-eyed trouser
snake
Having a date with Fisty Palmer
Having a date with Rosie Palm and her five
sisters
Having a ham shank
Having a J. Arthur (British special, after J.
Arthur Rank, it's rhyming slang)
Having a one-night-stand with yourself
Having a Sherman (British)
Having a tug
Having a tug-of-war with the cyclops
Having an arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel
Having dinner
Having it off
Having sex with someone you love
Hitchhiking to heaven
Hitchhiking underneath the big top
Holding my own
Holding the sausage hostage
Honing the cone
Hugging the hog
Humping the hose
Ironing some wrinkles
Jack hammering
Jacking off
Jazzing yourself
Jerkin' the gherkin
Jerking Jamby
Jerking off
Jerking the turkey
Jerking yanking daisy-chaining
Jizzlobbing
Juggling the coullions
Just jerkin' it
Kicking seamen
Kicking your roommate out for five to ten
minutes to "call your parents"
Killing it
Kneading my knockwurst.
Knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump
Knuckling the bone
La veuve poignet (French)
Launching the hand shuttle
Looking for ticks
Loping the mule
Loves labors lost
Loving the muppet
Lubing the Tube
Making a foreskin cone
Making friends with Big Ed
Making instant pudding
Making the bald man puke
Making the scene with the magazine
Making vanilla jism shakes
Making yourself at home
Mangling the midget
Manipulating the mango
Manning the cockpit
Manual labor
Manual override
Master bacon
Meeting Mary Palm and her five sisters
Meeting Rosie Hancock
Meeting with Mother Thumb and her four
daughters
Milking one's self
Milking the bull
Milking the cow
Milking the lizard
Milking the moose
Milking the weasel
Minding my own business
Molesting the mole
Mounting a corporal and four
Much goo about nothing
My sex life!
Nerking your throbber
Oiling the glove
Onan's Olympics
Onanism
One gun salute
One man show
One off the wrist
Packing your palm
Paddling the pickle
Painting the ceiling
Painting the pickle
Painting the walls
Palming the calm
Peelin' some chiles
Peeling the banana
Peeling the carrot
Performing a self-test
Performing diagnostics on your ManTool
Perling the oyster
Petting the lizard
Phoning the czar
Pipping the pumpkin
Playing a little five-on-one
Playing a one-stringed guitar
Playing in a one-man show
Playing Peek-A-Boo With Mr. Johnson
Playing peekaboo
Playing pocket pinball
Playing pocket pool
Playing tag with the pink torpedo
Playing the flesh flute
Playing the one-stringed melody
Playing the skin flute
Playing tug-o-war with the cyclops
Playing Uno
Playing with the spitting llama
Playing with your turtle (for uncircumcised
guys?)
Pleasing your pisser
Plunking your twanger
Pocket pinball
Pocket pool
Pole vaulting
Polishing Percy in your palm
Polishing the beak
Polishing the family jewels
Polishing the helmet
Polishing the rocket
Polishing the sword
Popping a nut
Popping the cork
Pounding off
Pounding the bald-headed moose
Pounding the pud
Pounding your flounder
Preparing the carrot
Priming the pump
Pud wrestling
Pulling off
Pulling rank
Pulling the bologna pony
Pulling the carrot
Pulling the Colonel Sanders Heimleich Manuever
Pulling the cord
Pulling the five-knuckle shuffle
Pulling the goalie
Pulling the handbrake
Pulling the pole
Pulling the Pope
Pulling the weed
Pulling the wire
Pulling your goalie
Pulling your own leg
Pulling your prick
Pulling your pud
Pulling your taffy
Pummeling the priest
Pumping cream
Pumping the electric goo gun
Pumping the gas at the self-service island
Pumping the python
Pumping the stump
Punchin' the munchkin
Punching the clown
Punching the munchin
Punishing Percy in the palm
Punishing the Pope
Qualifying in the testicular time trial
Raising the mainsail
Ramming the ham
Rapid one arm pull-ups
Reading poetry
Relieving tension
Riding the great white knuckler
Rolling your own
Romancing the bone
Romeo and Himself
Roping the pony
Roping the Pope
Roughing up the suspect
Rubbing off
Rubbing one out
Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel
Rubbing the pink eraser
Rubbing the rod
Running off a batch by hand
Running the cheeta
Sacrificing sperm to the god of lonely nights
Safest sex
Sanding wood
Saying a private prayer in the Church of the
First Holy Monkey
Schnauzer Shuffleboard
Scouring the tower of power
Scraping your horn
Scratchin the itch
Se branler (French)
Se crosser (French)
Se faire les cinq doigts de la main (French)
Se passer un poignet (French)
Secret handshake
Self abuse
Self-induced penile regurgitation
Self-inflicted intercourse
Sex with someone you really love
Shagging
Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln
Shaking hands with Jack McNasty
Shaking hands with Mr. Happy
Shaking Hands with Mr. President
Shaking hands with the general
Shaking hands with the midget
Shaking hands with the unemployed
Shaking hands with the wife's best friend
Shaking hands with your John Thomas
Shaking hands with your wife's best friend
Shaking hands with Yul Brenner
Shaking the bottle
Shaking the dice
Shaking the hand of the self-employed
Shaking the sauce
Shaking the sausage
Shaking the snake
Shanking
Shellacking the shellaleigh
Shemping the hog
Shifting gears
Shining the helmet
Shining the pork sword
Shining your pole
Shoot skeet (pull...shoot)
Shooting flies
Shooting for the moon
Shooting putty at the moon
Shooting tadpoles at the moon (from the movie
"Totally Fucked up)
Shooting your wad
Shuck The Corn
Shucking your corn
Slaking the bacon
Slamming the ham
Slamming the hammer
Slamming the salami
Slamming the salmon
Slamming the spam
Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man
Slappin the purple headed yogurt pistol
Slapping high fives with Yul Brynner
Slapping it
Slapping pappy
Slapping the carrot
Slapping the clown
Slapping the donkey
Slapping the FleshGopher
Slapping the pud
Slapping the salami
Slinging the jelly
Smacking the oompa loompa
Smacking the salami
Smacking the weasel
Smacking-off
Snapping one off
Snapping the carrot
Snapping the monkey
Snapping the rubber
Snapping the whip
Solo flight
Solo marathon
Solo sex
Spanking Cheetah
Spanking Elvis
Spanking Frank
Spanking the bishop
Spanking the monkey
Spanking the salami
Spanking the wank
Spit-polishing the purple helmet
Spunking
Squeezing the cheese
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Squeezing the juice
Squeezing the lemon
Squeezing the weasel
Squeezing your cheese-dog
Stinky pinky
Stirring the batter
Stirring the yogurt
Strainin' the main vein
Strangling the Serpent
Striking the pink match
Stroking it
Stroking off
Stroking the dog
Stroking the lizard
Stroking the mole
Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
Stroking the satin-headed serpent
Stroking the squirmin' German
Stroking the wiener
Stroking your poker
Stroking your twinkie
Taking a nap
Taking a shake break
Taking Herman to the circus
Taking matters into your own hands
Taking ol' one eye through the fly
Taking part in population control
Taking some time off
Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm
Taking the monster for a one-armed ride
Talking quietly to yourself
Taming the shrew
Taunting the one-eyed weasel
Teasing the weasel
Teasing the weenie
Tenderizing the meat
Tenderizing the tube steak
Testicular tensile strength test
Testing the testicles
Testing your batteries
That crazy hand jive
The art of Unisex
The Colonel Sanders Heimleich Maneuver
The five knuckle shuffle on the old piss pipe
The serta solo
Thrapping
Throwing
Throwing one
Thumping the pump
Ticklewigglejigglepickle
Tickling my fancy
Tickling the ivory
Tickling the one-eyed weasel
Tickling the pickle
Tonking
Torkin' the fork
Torturing the tentacle
Tossing off
Tossing the salad
Tossing the snag
Tossing the turkey
Tossing yogurt
Treating yourself right
Trouser snake CPR
Tugging the slug
Tugging the tapioca tube
Tuning my horn
Turning Japanese
Twanging the wire
Tweaking your twinkie
Twisting your crank
Twisting your tool
Unloadinging the gun
Using the Force on Darth Vader
Varnishing the flagpole
Violating the hedge-hog
Visiting Rosy Palm and her five daughters
Wacking off
Wacking the one-eyed worm
Wacking the weasel
Wacking the willie
Waking the dead
Waking Wee Willie Wonka
Walking the dog
Walking the plank
Walking the snake
Waltzing with Willy
Wanking
Wanking with the one-eyed wonder weasel
Washing the meat
Waving the Magic Wand
Waxing the car
Waxing the carrot
Waxing the dolphin
Waxing your surfboard
Whackin the weasel
Whacking it
Whacking off
Whacking Willy
Whipping off
Whipping the bishop
Whipping the dummy
Whipping the one-eyed trouser snake
Whipping the rat
Whipping the stiff
Whipping the wire
Whipping up some sour cream
Whipping willy the one-eyed wonder-worm
Whipping your dripper
White-water wristing
Whittling the stick
Whizzing jism
Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
Wonking your conker
Wonking your donk
Workin' out a stiff joint
Working off
Working off a batch
Wrestling the eel
Wrestling the one-eyed monster
Wrestling the purple headed warrior
Wrestling with the bald champ
Wringing out your rope
Wrist aerobics
Yanking off
Yanking the crank
Yanking the yoyo
Yanking your plank
and not to forget the women
Applying lip gloss
Basting the tuna
Brushing the beaver
Burying the knuckle
Butterin' the muffin
Checking my oil
Checking the foxhole
Checking the status of the I/O port
Circling the knoll
Cleaning my fur coat
Cleaning your fingers
Creamin' the pie
Digging for my keys
Digitating
Doing my nails
Doing something for my chapped lips
Doing the Two Finger Slot Rumba
Drinking from the fountain of youth (for us
contortionists)
Drooling
Dusting the endtable
Entering the ring of fire
Fare un ditolino (Italian: to do a little
finger)
Finger blasting
Finger fuck
Finger pie
Flicking the bean
Flossing the cat
Frigging
Getting a stain out of my carpet
Going Mining
Gusset typing
Hula-hooping
Itching the ditch
JocelynEldering
Killing off
Licking my lips (for us contortionists)
Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there
you are!)
Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat
Making soup
Nulling the void
Paddling the pink canoe
Parting the red sea
Petting Snoopy
Playing solitare
Playing The Silent Trombone
Playing the beaver
Pokin' the pucker
Polishing the wedding ring
Preheating the oven
Producing whore moans (hormones, get it? ;^)
Pussy poking
Riding the waterslide
Rolling the dough
Rubbin' the nubbin
Scratching the patch
Secret vice
Shooting hoops
Shooting the rapids
Slapping the Mackerel
Snatching
Soaking in Palmolive
Spelunking
Stiffening my upper lip
Stirring it up
Stoking the furnace
Strumming the banjo
Surfin' the channel
Taking a dip
The two fingered tango
Tickling the taco
Toggling the bit
Unclogging the drain
Visiting Niagra Falls
Visiting your safety deposit box
Whipping your nest
Working in the garden
and of course when referring to a group
M+M (mutual masturbation)
circle jerk
sewing circle
jack and jill party
BUKKAKE
and of course why we are all here
MASTURBATE
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Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 08:49:52 AM
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UPDATED AND REVISED LIST(Thanx pcbTIM)
Unwritten Message Board Laws
1. No more Fred Durst topics - he sucks, we all know he sucks. End of story.
2. Post count rules here. It equates to your Board IQ.
3. Don't steal bandwidth without proper credit (haha).
4. Just because you post a topic doesn't mean that it's contents will reflect that - 99.9% of the time it doesn't. All topics digress.
5. All fluffy sightings must be posted. If you don't understand this rule, your post count must not be high enough.
6. TIM refers to all that which is whoop ass. (I.E. I had a TIM day today!)
7. No more "What's That Song On The Flash Intro". It's BIG BLAST OF HOT AIR!!!
8. Jon, Kyle, & Fluffy all officially "rule" (look how many topics have read ____ RULES!!!)
9. Mac & Cheese is not to be discussed in a degoratory manner
10. In case a corpse found... notify Xar IMMEDIATELY
11. If Fluffy has the last post in a thread your are forbidden to post in that thread ever again.
12. All members must be perverted or at least tolerant to the perverted members.
13. Only people who are naked are allowed to post on the message board.
14. Everyone who posts must meet at the rest stop on I-94 for the TR message board Orgie.
15. All meds must be taken BEFORE posting on the TR message board.
16. If your name is Xar you are required to take a shower before posting on the TR message board.
17. It is generally frowned up to hook up your computer in the bathroom so you can post while partaking in the act of defication.
18. "Cool" is spelled "kewl" and "about" is spelled "aboot"
19. (taken from FLUFFY) Anything with the letters TIM in it must be capitalized. (e.g. anyTIMe)
20. Whenever Jay posts, somebody must reply "Lay off the weed!" within three posts.
21. John Tesh will never be mentioned on this board or in conjunction with TR, TR Productions, or any partially or wholly owned subsidiary of TR Productions. He who mentions him will have his tongue cut out and will be whipped mercilessly with pcbdmb's spaghetti dick.
22. You don't HAVE to say anything.
23. You aren't allowed to admit that you don't get someone else's joke.
24. Any person caught making personal attacks toward Fluffy will have to answer to the TR Task Force!
25. The reason we are on this planet.......is for each other.
26. Each and every thread must hereby have at least one reference to a Simpsons' quote or action. Violation of this law will result in immediate temination of the aforementioned thread.
27. Our standards may not be high but they sure are fun.
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Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 1:51:00 PM
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| Wow.......we're like our own country. We have our own language (with slang), rules, and records of everyone's birthday. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 3:51:39 PM
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| Well maybe it's not all THAT bad of an idea. We just call ourselves a cult, and *BAM* ... tax exemption. |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 6:12:12 PM
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| Tax exemption ey.....me likes the sound of that... |
Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 8:35:51 PM
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| I call president! |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 9:39:09 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by pcbdmb
I call president!
I call guy behind the president that tells him what to do and say! |
Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 11:08:17 PM
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| The smoking man? |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 11:09:23 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by pcbdmb
The smoking man?
Sure, but I'll have a bubble pipe. They're way cooler... |
Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 11:10:38 PM
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| .....and less dangerous......unless you swallowed the bubble liquid..... |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2002 : 11:19:13 PM
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HTG = Hispanic Teen Guitarist
Ha, it's funny how you stuck that in there. I had no idea there are that many terms for doing, you know what, it's mind bogaling (sp?).
Whoa, Erich and I have the same birthday, cool. |
"Now that's ripe!"
lnk cr b82rez 2g4
"Me was tryin' to save time."
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2002 : 12:43:50 AM
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| and vwf and i have the same bday...and we both play bass....from now on i declare May 30th as Bass Day in this land! |
Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2002 : 03:30:11 AM
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| "Uhhhh....sir? This is already Veteran's Day." |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2002 : 05:49:12 AM
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Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2002 : 11:11:31 AM
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Conspiracy theorys, questions that we will never know the answers too:
The disappearance of My Bad Side after hitting 666
Who killed JFK?
Did OJ kill Nicole?(oh wait, I think we know the answer to that)
Who killed Jon Benet Ramsey?(Woops,guess we know that one too)
What happened to Jimmy Hoffa?
Who killed Martin Luther King?
Who kidnapped the Lindbergh baby?
Who built the pyramids and why?
Where is Atlantis?
Why are there rascists in the world?
Why is there WAR? What is it good for?(absolutely nothing,say it again)
Is Elvis still alive?
Why do men fall asleep after sex?
Why do women take so long to get ready to go?
Have we really been to the moon?
What really happened at Roswell?
Do we already have flying saucer technology?
Did the Alien Autopsy really happen?
Will the X-Files ever be solved?
Who is the smoking man?
Why does he smoke?
Who is the Zodiac Killer and is he alive or dead?
Who or what was Spring Heeled Jack?
Will pcbdmb ever get off the short bus?
Are there faeries, elves and leprechauns?
Who lets Steve Guttenburg make movies and WHY?
Why do we watch "Dude, Where's My Car" and laugh?
Why do we have to wait so long for LOTR and Star Wars sequels?
Will Jason from Friday the 13th ever die!?
Why do Jay's fish keep dying?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
What is the air speed velocity of an african swallow?
WHY did LizK's bikini top fall off?
Why does Fluffy love Cheese & macaroni?
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
How do they get those boats in those bottles?
When will the apocalypse happen?
Why is my sister so hung up on spelling?
Will Capt P ever learn to spell?
Who was Jack the Ripper?
Who was D.B. Cooper?
Why are my pants SO tight?
What is KYLE's deal?
and WHY does he always have a different car & name?
Why does Katie date Kyle?(or whatever his name is)
Who killed Kurt Cobain? Was it Murder or Suicide?
Why does TOOL rock so hard?
Who really won the Nov 2000 presidential election?
Do we live in the real world or "The Matrix"?
Was there a plot to assassinate Fidel Castro?
Will this list ever end?
Is it time for dinner?
Do you think it will rain?
What state is "SPRINGFIELD" really in?
Will Silky ever go legit?
Did Hitler survive WWII?
Was there a holocaust?(Of course there was, stupid question!)
Where is AREA 51? and WHY won't Tericee tell us where it is?
Who was the "Green River Killer"?
Did John Dillinger really die on July 22, 1934 outside the Biograph?
Where did I put my car keys?
Will Jay ever lay off the weed?
Is there a Loch Ness monster?
Is there a Bigfoot?
Is there a Yetti?
Do vampires and werewolves really exist?
Why does Xar prefer the dead?
Why did he/she break-up with me?
What happened to Amelia Earhart?
Where is the Arc of the Covenant & the 10 Commandments?
Did Noahs Ark really exist?
What happened to the Mayan civilization?
Is there really a Bermuda Triangle?
Do we believe in Nostradamus and his prophecies?
Will Black Lotus ever stop thinking about BALLS?
Does the Shroud of Turin really exist or is it a hoax?
What is the deal with Spontaneous Human Combustion?
Crop Circles?
What really happened with The Tunguska Explosion?
Who killed Bambi?
Who's the Weakest Link?
Why do we cry like a baby at "Ole Yeller"?
Why is one of my feet bigger than the other?
Why doesn't Eura have an album of her own?
Will the FTP site ever be up and running?
Where does TR acquire his ability?
Will TR ever play in(insert your town here)?
Will Tim & Dave ever tour again?
Why do Tim & Dave hate each other?
Is Dave gonna be at the show?
What is the song in the Flash Intro?
Which will it be plumbing equipment or controlling cheese?
Why can't Jon Soldo post those DAMN tour pictures?
Why do I have a headache?
Where is the advil?
What the hell am I doing?
Why is Fluffy such an asshole?
Who are you?
Why are you reading this?
Do I know you?
What's new pussycat?
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Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 11/20/2002 : 11:17:22 AM
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Will Silky ever go legit?
Never. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2002 : 12:34:00 PM
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BAD PICK-UP LINES:
"Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight.....or should I walk by again?"
"OK! I'm here! So what were your other two wishes?!"
nice legs. what time do they open?
hi. i'm mr. right. someone said you were looking for me.
if you were a door, i'd slam you.
get in the car, little girl.
Let's go back to my place and play pearl harbor... I'll just lay there and you blow the shit out of me.
Let's go back to my place and have pizza and fuck. ("No") What... you don't like pizza?
My penis is 2 inches....... from the floor.
Does your ass hurt? ("No") It will.
Excuse me, but you have something in your hair. (Runs fingers through hair) Oh I'm sorry... that's just beauty.
My face leaves in 15 minutes, be on it.
Know what the difference is between a beer and a blowjob? ("No what?") Wanna go back to my place and have a beer?
Are your pants made of mirrors? ("No, why?") Because I can see myself in them.
And the ever classic...
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
"I have a Butterfinger that will make you Snicker and scream Oh Henry!"
"Hey baby, I might now be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock"
"Hey girl, do you work for UPS? Cuase I swore you were checking out my package"
"How do you like your eggs in the morning...scrambled or fertilized?"
"Those clothes look very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you I'd be coming too"
"Someone call the police because this woman just stole my heart!"
"hello, my name is george. i am unemployed and i live with my parents"
"fuck me if I'm wrong, but isnt your name Gwenevere?"
NEVER FAILS:
Bond. James Bond.
(if your James Bond)
THE OLD STANDARDS:
Do you come here often?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
What's your sign?
Your place or mine?
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
(Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?
HOW COULD YOU GUYS FORGET THIS ONE:
(Holding your nuts) Do you want "2 CDs" for a dollar?
BAD ANGEL LINES:
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
How was heaven when you left it?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Does God know you've escaped from Heaven? Here, come with me to my place. You can stay there until he calls looking for you.
JUST PLAIN CHEEZY:
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Ouch! My tooth hurts! "Why?" Because you are soooo sweet!
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Can I take your picture? Why? Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Chirstmas.
Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle(TM)
What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
Giant polar bear What? It broke the ice.
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you Natasha, my contact?
You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
MORE OUR SPEED:
Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time.
Hi my name is (your name), did I mention I have a penis.
I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
Excuse me, does this tequila taste funny? (Hand them an untouched shot)
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
One of us is thinking about sex...Okay, it's me.
What can I do to make you sleep with me?
So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your tits.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
How can I love you if you won't lay down?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.
Hello, well-formed Homo sapien specimen. Would you care to depart with me towards my domiciliary residence and observe a documentary of the ontogenesis of another Homo sapien individual just prior to fertilization?
Silkys clincher:
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
or
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
or just
NOW, BITCH!
Xar's never fail line:
Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
JUST PLAIN BAD:
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I'm good at math. U+I=69
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Do you want to see something swell?
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
Can I borrow 70 cents? No, Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.
You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? (doesn't work if her name is Laura)
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.
Mines bigger than his want proof?
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
I know where there is a good party, they've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I wonder what our children will look like.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I'm an organ donor, need anything?
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Lie down. I think I love you.
Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or me getting you out of them?
You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you.
Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
Hi. I'm a dog and I need to bury my bone.
Do you live on a chicken farm (girl says no) well you sure know how to raise cocks
What'll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. Shit you lose now take off your clothes.
Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
(Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
I'll bet you $10 my dick can't fit into your mouth.
I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
FOR THE SAFE SEX CROWD:
I've got a condom with your name on it.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Let's let only latex stand between our love.
You know what they say about guys with big hands. Big latex.
If you were camping and woke up with a used condom inside you, would you tell anyone? (No) Wanna go Camping?
THE SICK, TWISTED ONES:
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?
I wet my pants... can I get in yours?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
If I stuck my cock in Ajax for an hour,would you suck it? NO!! Dirty cock sucker!
Ever tried to poop into a toilet when there's someone sitting there with you? (nudge with elbow)
Tell me how my cum tastes.
Do you spit or swallow?
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?
My FAVES:
Hi. Are you legal?
I'm Fluffy, wanna fuck like bunnies?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Would you please come home with me and tie me up...
I've been a bad boy, so spank me!
You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
Tickle your ass with a feather? she says:WHAT?!!! you answer: I said particularly nice weather.
If you leave me, can I come too?
ALMOST GUARANTEED TO WORK:
Hand out business cards that just say, "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laughter.
OR
LET'S SHAG!
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Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 11/27/2002 : 11:23:31 PM
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Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Fluffy
Administrator
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2002 : 12:00:11 AM
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SOME DARN LIP
A daffodil slid off Ada.
A Dan, a clan, a canal - Canada!
A nut for a jar of tuna.
A Santa at NASA.
A Santa deified at NASA.
A Santa dog lived as a devil god at NASA.
A Santa lived as a devil at NASA.
A Santa lives evil at NASA.
A Santa pets rats, as Pat taps a star step at NASA.
A Santa snaps pans at NASA.
A Santa snips pins at NASA.
A Santa spat taps at NASA.
A Santa spit taboo bat tips at NASA.
A Santa spits tips at NASA.
A Santa spots tops at NASA.
A Santa stops pots at NASA.
A Santa taps Pat at NASA.
A Santa's rats top Nat, as Satan pots tars at NASA.
A Toyota! Race fast, safe car. A Toyota.
A Toyota.
A car, a man, a maraca.
A coup d'etat saved devastated Puoca.
A dog! A panic in a pagoda!
A dog, a pant, a panic in a Patna Pagoda.
A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda!
A dum reb was I ere I saw Bermuda.
A man, a pain, a mania - Panama.
A man, a plan, a butt tub: anal Panama!
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!
A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal--Panama!
A medico: "Negro Jamaica? A CIA major genocide, Ma."
A new order began, a more Roman age bred Rowena.
A nut nosed itself; it stifles tides on tuna.
A pain - a blast - ah, that's Albania, Pa!
A pre-war dresser drawer, Pa!
A relic, Odin! I'm a mini, docile Ra!
A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita.
A tip: save Eva's pita.
A war at Tarawa.
Able was I ere I saw Elba.
Age, irony, Noriega.
Ah, Aristides opposed it, sir, aha!
Ah, Satan sees Natasha.
Ah, Satan, dog-deifier! (Oh who reified God, Natasha?)
Ah, Satan, shall a devil deliver Hannah? Reviled lived Allah's Natasha!
Aim a Toyota tatami mat at a Toyota, Mia.
Al lets Della call Ed Stella.
Alan Alda stops racecar, spots ad: "Lana-L.A."
All erotic, I lose my lyme solicitor, Ella.
Amiable was I ere I saw Elba, Ima.
Ana, nab a banana.
Analytic Paget saw an inn in a waste-gap city, Lana.
And DNA and DNA and DNA ...
And E.T. saw waste DNA.
Animal loots foliated detail of stool lamina.
Anna: "Did Otto peep?" Otto: "Did Anna?"
Anne, I stay a day at Sienna.
Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna.
Apple ho ! Help, Pa!
Arden saw I was Nedra.
Are poets a waste? Opera!
Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
Are we not drawn onwards, we Jews, drawn onward to new era?
Are we not, Rae, near to new era?
Ban campus motto, "Bottoms up, MacNab."
Bird rib.
Bob, level Bob.
Bob: "Did Anna peep?" Anna: "Did Bob?"
Bombard a drab mob.
Boston, O do not sob.
Bush saw Sununu swash sub.
But sad Eva saved a stub.
Cain: A maniac!
Camus sees sumac.
Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic.
Cleveland DNA: Level C.
DNA-land.
Daedalus: nine, Peninsula: dead.
Dairy myriad.
Dammit, I'm mad!
Damn! I, Agassi, miss again! Mad!
Dee saw a seed.
Deer flee freedom in Oregon? No, Geronimo - deer feel freed.
"Degenerate Moslem, a cad!" Eva saved a camel so Meta reneged.
Degenerative Tulsa slut (Evita) reneged.
Deified.
Deirdre wets altar of St. Simons - no mists, for at last ewer dried.
Dek's a sassy banana, my man - an abyss as asked!
Del saw a sled.
Delia and Edna ailed.
Delia failed.
Delia sailed as a sad Elias ailed.
Delia sailed, Eva waved, Elias ailed.
Delia saw I was ailed.
Delia, here we nine were hailed.
Deliver, Eva, him I have reviled.
Denim axes examined.
Dennis and Edna sinned.
Dennis sinned.
Dennis, no misfit can act if Simon sinned.
Deny me not; atone, my Ned.
Depardieu, go razz a rogue I draped.
Desserts I desire not, so long no lost one rise distressed.
Desserts, I stressed!
Detartrated.
Devil Natasha, ah, Satan lived !
Di, did I as I said I did?
Did Dean aid Diana? Ed did.
Did Hannah say as Hannah did?
Did Hannah see bees? Hannah did.
Did I dine, Enid? I did!
Didi won straw warts? Now I did!
Did I do, O God, did I as I said I'd do? Good, I did!
Did I draw Della too tall, Edward? I did.
Did I draw Della too tall, Edward? I did?
Did I strap red nude, red rump, also slap murdered underparts? I did!
Did I, debating, Nita dating, Nita bed? I did.
Do Good's deeds live on? No, Evil's deeds do, O God.
Do geese see god?
Do good? I? No! Evil anon I deliver. I maim nine more hero-men in Saginaw, sanitary sword a-tuck, Carol, I--lo!--rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan. I gas nine more hero-men in Miami. Reviled, I (Nona) live on. I do, O God!
Do not start at rats to nod.
Do, O God, no evil deed, live on, do good.
Doc, note I dissent: a fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
Dog sex at noon taxes God.
Dog-deifiers reified God.
Dog embargo: O grab me, God!
Dog, as a devil deified, lived as a god.
Dog--no poop on God!
Dogma in my hymn: I am God!
Dogma: I am God.
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod.
Don't nod.
Doom an evil deed, liven a mood.
Dot saw I was Tod.
Dot sees Tod.
Dr. Awkward
Drab as a fool, aloof as a bard.
Drab bard.
Drat Sadat, a dastard!
Drat Saddam, a mad dastard!
Draw no dray a yard onward.
Draw pupil's lip upward.
Draw putrid dirt upward.
Draw, O Caesar, erase a coward.
Draw, O coward!
Drawer's reward.
Drawn inward.
Drowsy baby's word.
Dumb mobs bomb mud.
Dumb mud.
E. Borgnine drags Dad's gardening robe.
Ed is on no side.
Ed, I saw Harpo Marx ram Oprah W. aside.
Ed: a general, a renegade.
Egad! A base tone denotes a bad age
Egad! Loretta has Adams mad as a hatter. Old age!
Egad! No bondage!
Egad, a base life defiles a bad age.
Egad, an adage!
Elf farm raffle.
Elk cackle.
Embargos are macabre. Sad Nell, listen O! not to no nets--I'll lend a Serb a camera so grab me!
Emil asleep, Hannah peels a lime.
Emil saw a slime.
Emil, a sleepy baby peels a lime.
Emit Eno one time.
Emit a mile, lima time.
Emit no tot on time.
Enola Devil lived alone.
Er, go on, trap Steven in, I say. Me oh my! Nor can an "air" bee sew. We see, Brian. An acronym? Hoe my asinine vet's part? No, ogre!
Eros' sis is sore
Eros? Sidney, my end is sore!
Euston saw I was not Sue.
Eva can ignite virtuosos out riveting in a cave.
Eva, can I pose as Aesop in a cave?
Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?
Evade me, Dave.
Eve damned Eden, mad Eve.
Eve saw diamond, erred, no maid was Eve.
Evil I did dwell, lewd did I live.
Evil is a name of a foeman, as I live.
Evil Live.
Evil olive.
Feeble Tom's motel beef.
Flee to me, remote elf.
Fleece elf.
Flesh! Saw I Mimi wash self!
Flo, gin is a sin. I golf.
Gateman sees name, garageman sees name tag.
Gert, I saw Ron avoid a radio-van - or was it Reg?
Gift fig.
Gnu dung.
Go deliver a dare, vile dog.
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
Go! Desire vagina! Man I gave. Rise, dog.
Go, dog!
God damn! Mad dog.
God lived as a devil dog
God lived on no devil dog.
God saw I was dog.
God to Hanoi on a hot dog
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
God! Nate bit a Tibetan dog!
God, Edam made dog.
God, a saw was a dog!
God, a slap! Paris, sir, appals a dog.
God: Deified dog.
Goddam mad dog!
Goldenrod-adorned log.
Golf? No sir, prefer prison-flog.
Greta? Education? No, it a cud eater, G.
Gustav Klimt milk vats - ug!
Haiti--ah!
Harass selfless Sarah!
Harass sensuousness, Sarah.
Harder, Albion, On! O, I blared, Rah!
He did, eh?
He goddam mad dog, eh?
He harasses Sarah, eh?
He lived as a devil, eh?
He maps spam, eh?
He stops spots, eh?
He won a Toyota now, eh?
He won snow, eh?
He won't, ah, wander, Edna. What now, eh?
Here so long? No loser, eh?
I did not revert on Didi.
I did, did I?
"I Love Me, Vol. I."
I maim Miami.
I met System I.
I moan, "Live on, O evil Naomi!"
I prefer pi.
I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.
I saw I was I.
I saw desserts; I'd no lemons, alas no melon. Distressed was I.
I saw thee, madame, eh? 'Twas I.
I won, Karen, an era know I.
I'm, alas, a salami!
I, Marian, I too fall; a foot-in-air am I.
I, Mary, tramp martyr. Am I?
I, Rasputin, knit up Sari.
I, man, am regal; a German am I.
I, zani Nazi.
If I had a hi-fi.
In Oz, no Ronzoni.
In a regal age ran I.
Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!
Jar a tonga, nag not a raj.
KC, answer DNA loop award. Emit time. Draw a Pool. Andrew, snack.
Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak.
Kay, a red nude, pooped under a yak.
Kayak salad - Alaska yak.
Kayak.
Lager, Sir, is regal.
Lager, never even regal.
Laid on no dial.
Laminated E.T. animal.
Lana C. LaDaug was I ere I saw Guadalcanal.
Lay a wallaby baby ball away, Al.
Lee had a heel.
Lem saw I was Mel.
Lepers repel.
Let O'Hara gain an inn in a Niagara hotel.
Lew, Otto has a hot towel!
Lewd I did live, evil did I dwel.
Lid of fade, metallic soot, emit Garret-simple, help Mister Ragtime to oscillate me, daffodil.
Lion oil.
Lisa Bonet ate no basil.
Live dirt up a side track carted is a putrid evil.
Live evil.
Live! For at last, Seth tests altar of evil!
Live not on evil, madam, live not on evil.
Live on evasions? No, I save no evil.
Live, O Devil, revel ever, live, do evil.
Lived on Decaf, faced no Devil.
Lon Nol.
Lonely Tylenol.
"M" lab menial slain: embalm.
Ma has a ham.
Ma is a nun, as I am.
Ma is as selfless as I am.
Mad Zeus, no live devil, lived evil on Suez dam.
Mad am I, madam!
Mad dastard, a sad rat - Saddam.
Madam in Eden, I'm Adam.
Madam, I'm Adam.
Madam, I mad am.
Malayalam.
Man, Eve let an irate tar in at eleven a.m.
Man, Oprah's sharp on AM.
Marge lets Norah see Sharon's telegram.
May a banana nab a yam.
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Mayhem, eh Yam?
Megawatt Ottawa gem.
Mike's ol' llama'll lose Kim.
Mix a maxim.
"Miry rim! So many daffodils," Delia wailed, "slid off a dynamo's miry rim!"
Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.
Mr. Owl is a basil worm.
Murder for a jar of red rum.
Must sell at tallest sum.
N.A. medico: "Negro Jamaica? A CIA major genocide, man."
Nam was a saw man
Name no one man.
Named undenominationally rebel, I rile Beryl. La, no! I tan. I'm, O Ned, nude man!
Naomi, did I moan?
"Naomi, sex at noon taxes!" I moan.
"Naomi," I moan.
Nate bit a Tibetan
Ned, I am a maiden.
Ned, go gag Ogden.
Neil A. sees alien!
Never odd or even.
Niagara, O roar again.
No cab, no tuna nut on bacon.
No cabs' bulbs? A gnat's tool loots Tan "Gas" Blub's bacon.
No devil lived on.
No evil shahs live on.
No evil I did I live on.
No garden, one dragon.
No lad egged Al on.
No lemon DNA and no melon.
No lemons, no melon.
No miss, it is Simon.
No misses ordered roses, Simon
No side, no in union, Edison.
No sir! Away! A papaya war is on.
No stetson hats. Operas are post. Ah, no stetson.
No witness--a fool. A nasal aria's time emits air. Alas, an aloof assent: I won.
No, I met System Ion.
No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.
No, Mel, a sleepy baby peels a lemon.
No, Sir, prefer prison.
No, Sir. Panic is a basic in a prison.
No, it is open on one position.
No, it is opposition.
No, it never propagates if I set a GAP or PREVENTION.
No, she stops spots, eh, son?
Noel, let's egg Estelle on.
Nog eroded Oregon.
Nor I nor Emma had level'd a hammer on iron.
Nora, a raft! Is it far, Aaron?
Nora, alert, saws goldenrod adorned logs, wastrel aaron.
Norah's moods, alas, doom Sharon.
Noriega can idle, held in a cage ... Iron!
Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron.
Nosegay ages on.
Nosh, oh son!
Not New York, Roy went on.
Not lads simple, help Miss Dalton.
Now's evil for evil? Ah, a liver of lives won!
Now, Ned, I am a maiden nun; Ned, I am a maiden won.
Nurses Run
Nurse, I spy gupsies, run!
O Bobo! Get INDY clear! He'd render a red nerd eh? RA! El Cid nite! Go Bobo!
O tarts! A castrato!
O, Geronimo -- no minor ego!
O, I hope Ed 'n' I see referees in deep Ohio.
O, memsahib Bart, rabbi has memo.
O, stone, be not so.
O.E.D. or rodeo?
Oh, cameras are macho.
Oh, no! Don Ho!
Olson is in Oslo.
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil; a fire volcano.
Otto did Bob did Otto
Otto saw pup; pup was Otto.
Pa's a sap.
Paganini: din in a gap.
Paget saw an Irish tooth, Sir, in a waste gap.
Pam evals a slave map.
Parcel bare ferret up mock computer-referable crap.
Party boobytrap.
Party-trap.
"Peanuts' Legs" is Gels' Tuna EP.
Pint a' catnip.
Plan no damn Madonna LP.
Poor Dan is in a droop.
Poor Das is a droop.
Pull up if I pull up.
Pus, Dan! Ogre sales use laser gonads up.
Racecar.
Race carrot or race car?
Radar.
Rae! Bite yon no yeti bear!
Rat-star.
Rats ailed, damn it, in mad Delia's tar!
Rats drown in WordStar
Rats live on no evil star.
Raw sexes war.
Raw, evil dam on Niagara. Gain net time! Sub bus, emit ten Niagara! Gain no mad, live war!
Re-paper.
Red Nevada vendor.
Red lost case, Ma. Jesse James acts older.
Red rum, sir, is murder.
"Red?" "No." "Who is it?" "'Tis I." "Oh, wonder!"
Redivider.
Redraw a warder.
Reflog a golfer
Regal lager.
Reign at Tangier.
Remarkable was I ere I saw Elba Kramer.
Reno loner.
Reviled did I live, said I, as evil I did deliver.
Reviver.
Rise to vote, sir.
Rise, Sir Lapdog! Revolt, lover! God, pal, rise, sir!
Rise, take lame female Kate, sir.
Rob a loneliness? Senile, no labor.
Rococo "R".
Rot can rob a born actor.
Rot-corpse Sumatran art amuses proctor.
Rub bur.
Sad, I'm Midas.
SATAN OSCILLATE MY METALLIC SONATAS!
Saw tide rose? So red it was.
Senile felines.
Serb a camera, so grab me!
Set at serif, as Safire states.
Sex at noon taxes.
Sex-aware era waxes.
Sh! Tom sees moths.
Sir, I soon saw Bob was no Osiris.
Sis, Sargasso moss a grass is.
Sis, ask Costner to not rent socks "as is"!
Sit on a potato pan, Otis.
Slap a ham on Omaha, pals.
Snug & raw was I ere I saw war & guns.
Snug all L.A. guns!
So many dynamos.
So, G. Rivera's tots are virgos.
So, Ida, adios!
So, camera solos are MacOS?
Solo gigolos.
Solos.
Some men interpret nine memos.
Sore eye, Eros?
Sore was I ere I saw Eros.
Stab nail at ill Italian bats.
Star Wars awe was raw rats.
Star comedy by Democrats.
Star-red rum and Edna murder rats.
Star? Come Donna Melba, I'm an amiable man, no Democrats!
Stella won no wallets.
Step on no pets.
Stiff, O Dairyman, in a myriad of fits.
Stop! Murder us not, tonsured rumpots!
Stratagem: megatarts.
Straw warts.
Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts.
Stressed? No tips? Spit on desserts!
Stunts is. Niece insist nuts.
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.
Suneva, Nina is sure Russian in a Venus.
Sup not on pus.
Suppository rot; I sop pus.
Swap God for a janitor? Rot in a jar of dog paws!
Swen, on gnus, sung no news.
Sycamore has a hero: Macy's.
T. Eliot nixes sex in toilet!
T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. I'd assign it a name: gnat dirt upset on drab pot-toilet.
Taco cat.
Tangy gnat
Tango gnat.
Tarzan raised Desi Arnaz' rat.
Tarzan raised a Desi Arnaz rat.
Ten animals I slam in a net.
Tense, I snap Sharon roses, or Norah's pansies net.
Tin sanitary rat in a snit.
Tips spill, lips spit.
'Tis in a DeSoto sedan I sit
To Idi Amin: I'm a idiot!
To: Dr., et al. / Re: Grub / Ma had a hamburger / Later, Dot.
Toni Tennille fell in net. I, not!
Too bad, I hid a boot.
Too far, Edna, we wander afoot.
Too hot to hoot
Top spot.
Top step's pup's pet spot.
Trays simple help, missy art!
Tulsa night life: filth, gin, a slut.
Tuna nut.
U.F.O. tofu.
Unremarkable was I ere I saw Elba Kramer, nu?
Vanna, wanna V?
Vote to not slip up, refer pupils to note TOV.
War, sir, is raw.
Warsaw was raw.
Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?
Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
Was it a bat I saw?
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Was it a cat I saw?
Was it a rat I saw?
Was raw tap ale not a reviver at one lap at Warsaw?
We few erase cares, Al; laser aces are we few.
We few.
We panic in a pew.
We seven, Eve, sew.
Wo Nemo! Toss a lasso to me now!
Woman maps yam snot and DNA--tons may spam Nam. Ow!
Won't lovers revolt now?
Wonder if Sununu's fired now.
Wonton? Not now.
Wontons? Not now.
Xerxes was stunned! Eden nuts saw sex, rex!
Yawn a more Roman way!
Yawn--Madonna fan? No damn way!
Yell upset a cider: predicates pulley.
Yes, Mary Ramsey.
Yo Bob, mug a gumbo boy!
Yo! Banana Boy!
Yo! job mug gumbo joy!
Yo, Bottoms up! (U.S. motto, boy.)
Yo, oy.
Yoba saw I was a boy.
Young Ada had a gnu. Oy!
Yreka Bakery
Zoo to tote Toto to Oz.
Zeus was deified, saw Suez.
and the biggest and best one:
Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned
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Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Posted - 12/03/2002 : 12:01:25 AM
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Posted by Jay:
My favorite anagram
TIM REYNOLDS
SLED IN MY ROT!
A MANS RAG From Fluffy:
MY SLIT DRONE
MY DRONES LIT
SOLD YER MINT
MY SILENT ROD
MR SILENT YOD
MEL D.I.Y. SNORT
D.I.Y. LOST MEN R
MY OLD R.N. TIES
TINY LOSER M.D.
MINTY'D LOSER
LOST MINE YRD
I'M LOST NERDY
LOST IN MERY'D
LOST IN DREMY
I'L MEND STORY
LID MEN STORY
MY NIL STORED
LED IN STORMY
DIN STORM YEL
STORMED IN LY
LYED IN STORM
MY SNORT LIED
MY TRONS LIED
I LED MY SNORT
I LED MY TRONS
STONE IMRYLD
I'M STONE DRY L
MIL STONE DRY
ONLY RED MITS
RID ONLY STEM
IN MY OLDSTER
ONE STYL'D RIM
I STOLE MY R'n'D
DIM RON STYLE
STYLE I'M RON D
Y IT'L RON D.M.SE
MONEY SLID TR
MY TROLS DINE
MINTY SOLDER
MY TORN SLIDE
MY ROT'N SLIDE
YE OLD R.N.'S MIT
LET MY NOIDS R
MY LIT SNORED
DIM LYT SNORE
MILTY D SNORE
LET'N MY ROIDS
MY SLOT DINER
TOMYS D LINER
D.L. MINER TOYS
L.E.R MIND TOYS
NERD MIL TOYS
SIT MY OL NERD
NOT DRY SMILE
DRY TON SMILE
TRY NOD SMILE
TRY'N O.D. SMILE
TRY'D ON SMILE
MY L RIOT ENDS
SEND MY L RIOT
SOLD YER MIT'N
I'M STYLE'N ROD
I'M DONE SLY TR
I'M ROD NET SLY
IT SLY ROD MEN
ERODIN' MY ST. L
OILEY DM TRNS
NOT DIM LYRES
DIM NOSEY T.R.L.
NO MILT DRESY
MY DOLT SIREN
TOLD MY SIREN
I TRYS OLD MEN
YR MOLTEN SID
TREY SLID ON M
TREYS OLD MIND
YES LID OM TR N
OLD SIN TREY M
OLD TIN MERYS
TEN OLDY RIMS
TRIM OLD NESY
MOLDY N TIRES
NO TIRE LDYS M
NOT MY SLIDER
DR LIMEY SNOT
DR SLIMEY TON
NOT SLIMEY DR
TROD'N SLIMEY
NOT LIMEY DR'S
MORE TIN LYDS
TREY IN OM LSD
I'M TRY'N O LSD
NO TIME YR LSD
NOT MY IRE LSD
MORE TINY LSD
TOM YER IN LSD
MY STONER LID
TIM YER ON LSD
TIM REY NO LDS
http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2812 |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2002 : 05:57:01 AM
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| What some people spend there time on, hehehehehe |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2002 : 1:31:08 PM
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| Masterbation. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Fluffy
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10739 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2002 : 06:38:30 AM
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mastUrbation
Get it right!(It's more fun that way. HEHE) |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2002 : 06:48:17 AM
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| Oh here we go again! Bring in the bath towels...hehehehe! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2002 : 04:15:46 AM
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| It's finger-lickin' GOOD!!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2002 : 06:06:39 AM
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I'd answer that but I would get myself in trouble again, so I won't!
BTW...what is TTT???? It's early in the morning and I am already starting my day feeling stupid!!!!hehehehe
Glad to see your Posts Fluffy.....misssed you! |
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Fluffy
Administrator
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10739 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2002 : 06:11:51 AM
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| TTT = To The Top |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
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4159 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2002 : 06:18:24 AM
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Thanks  |
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Fluffy
Administrator
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10739 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2002 : 07:15:11 AM
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| donT menTion iT |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Evergreen
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Posted - 01/05/2003 : 09:02:06 AM
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JANUARY
2 Isaac
25 HispanicTeenGuitarist
FEBRUARY
6 enthuTIMsiast
11 Mellow Trippin
25 pcbdmb
MARCH
9 Inky
12 dirtysloth
APRIL
1 NeverKillADream
2 tericee
11 GuitarGuy305
12 Micheal
28 Xar666
MAY
23 jenkins
30 Fleabass76
30 victorwootenfan
JUNE
6 jsoldo
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30 Reese
JULY
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26 Erich with an h
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AUGUST
20 Black Lotus
20 rubylith
SEPTEMBER
4 Liz K
22 Fluffy
23 Jay
OCTOBER
3 jen-jen
6 dan p.
31 powdrdogdmb
NOVEMBER
12 Arthen
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DECEMBER
1 Shamrok
8 courtney1284
12 Evergreen
14 KevinLesko
? Tim Reynolds
19 James M.
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28 Street-Samurai
29 Silky The Pimp
Do we actually know when TR's b'day is? Or is it a bit of undisclosed info.
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Fluffy
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Posted - 01/05/2003 : 10:10:17 PM
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He likes to keep it a secret, but here is the info posted From page 1 of the "Your first breath" post the last TIMe the question was asked:
quote:
I actually remembered to ask him and he would rather keep it a secret. All I can remember is it is around the middle of Dec. some time. It was right as we were leaving his house to return home. Rew and I were actually there on his birthday one year. Anyway, I respect the mans privacy. We can just celebrate all of Dec. as TR b-day month. Except for that pesky Jesus guys b-day on the 25th. Maybe we should leave that one to Jesus, he might get bummed if we celebrate TR's birthday on his. HEHE
His apparently stems from his days touring with DMB. He never wanted them to find out when it was cause he was afraid of the band backlash. So while on tour with them his b-day came and went and a couple of days later Dave asked "Don't you have a b-day coming up soon?" Tim just said, "Maybe!"
http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1266&whichpage=1
I think it falls inbetween the dates I have it listed inbetween, if I remember correctly, I think it was in that area someTIME, the middle of the month. Close enuf for b-day work.
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Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 01/17/2003 : 11:21:03 PM
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Great Truths about Life:
THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge . . Mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
At age 04 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 19 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 22 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2003 : 7:52:47 PM
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| WOW!! I had not seen your addition to the LIST pcbTIM, some of them are very funny!!!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 6:57:22 PM
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| ahhhh, the good ole daze!!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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