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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
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 Posted - 08/06/2002 : 09:33:54 AM
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Title pretty much says it all... don't ever let anyone tell you news can't be entertaining.
Jail and lashes for bestial teenager
By Saqar Al-Amry, Arab News Staff
JEDDAH, 5 August — A court in northern Saudi Arabia has sentenced a Nigerian teenager to six months in jail and 240 lashes for having sex with a camel.
Dr. Eisa Abdullah Al-Ghaith, a judge at a summary court in Tabuk, told Arab News that the court found the 17-year-old boy guilty of "having tried to have sexual relations with a camel."
But the camel’s owner said the young Nigerian "got into his farm and had sex" with the dromedary. The teenager was arrested by police while he was trying to have sex with one of the camels.
The teenager confessed before the court that he intended to have sex with the camel. Ghaith said the lashes will be administered in six installments of 40 lashes each with an interval of seven days.
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 08/06/2002 : 11:37:35 AM
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Well, what about the whore camel?
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human elipse. I am dot dot dot. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/06/2002 : 2:05:51 PM
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Well, what about the whore camel?
*runs finger under throat and makes a nasty, nasty gurgling sound.*
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
1099 Posts |
Posted - 08/06/2002 : 4:55:52 PM
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Good God! There are MUCH easier ways of getting yourself off.
And besides, sheep are much cleaner.
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revrendmaynard14
Chatterbox
USA
359 Posts |
Posted - 08/06/2002 : 7:52:53 PM
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Aren't camals rather tall....and don't they spit..hehe
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 08/06/2002 : 8:12:49 PM
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Aren't camals rather tall....and don't they spit..hehe
Yeah... they do. But guys really dig it when they swallow.
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/06/2002 : 8:47:18 PM
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They have round teeth and a slimy tongue. Hmm...slimy..tongue...I'll be right back...
*grabs some kleenex and bottle of cooking oil*
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/06/2002 : 8:47:47 PM
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There...all better...Where were we?
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2002 : 9:25:20 PM
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I think his punishment was a bit harsh....... If he did a woman I bet there would have been no punishment. The lack of womens rights over there makes me sick!
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2002 : 11:20:36 PM
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I don't see women trudging across the desert with men on their back and taking in little to no water...... j/k
"Get up an move... or I'll put a curse on you... that all your children will be born naked." – Hendrix |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2002 : 12:03:14 AM
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They still spit and kick, though.
NOnono, I kid...
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2002 : 12:44:20 AM
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I'd hit it.
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2002 : 12:45:29 AM
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I'd... HUMP... it...
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2002 : 01:21:11 AM
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"Get up an move... or I'll put a curse on you... that all your children will be born naked." – Hendrix |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2002 : 08:44:08 AM
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OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH MMMMYYYYY GOOOOOODDDDDDDD
get in the car, little girl. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2002 : 12:14:33 PM
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Actual footage of the happy couple has been found...
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I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2002 : 12:15:34 PM
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See, the camel was a HAPPY camel.
Damn whore.
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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revrendmaynard14
Chatterbox
USA
359 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2002 : 2:37:01 PM
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I prefer llamas
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee
2000 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2002 : 12:51:07 AM
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YEAH, what ABOUT the Red X? HUH?
I'm schizophrenic. And so am I. am I. am I. am I. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2002 : 02:03:05 AM
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"And NKAD hangs his head in embarassment! Join us tomorrow for...'Attack of the little red X in the upper left hand corner!"
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2002 : 2:45:40 PM
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there you stale humor "little red" blah blah as if i meant to do that, tell me you have more brain cells than that. a hate stupid people. yes im talking to you. and i fixed the picture
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2002 : 3:22:35 PM
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Who?
Jeez Louise take a joke!
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee
2000 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2002 : 4:25:22 PM
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Hmm...another one of those instances where sarcasm must be assumed..
I'm schizophrenic. And so am I. am I. am I. am I. |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2002 : 5:27:05 PM
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"Are you being sarcastic dude?"
"Get up an move... or I'll put a curse on you... that all your children will be born naked." – Hendrix |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2002 : 7:54:33 PM
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OH funny funny funny...i still don't know if he was talkign to me or Jason...wait...I am Jason...holy shit! There's more than one Jason on the board! Wow!
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2002 : 04:07:21 AM
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Not only that......but there's also more than one Jason Martin here!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee
2000 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2002 : 08:31:57 AM
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I do not believe I understand.
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Is this legal, man? - - - Only here and in Mississippi. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:11:35 PM
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That's only because you're a skitzo.......you don't know about your other personalitites.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee
2000 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:12:56 PM
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Well then how many of me are there?
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:36:09 PM
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Hmmmmmmm.....three? four? maybe more......you'd know better than I would. Oh wait.....no you wouldn't.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
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Nick Quiller
Is Anybody Here?
USA
5 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2002 : 02:16:22 AM
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*beep-beep-beep*- Marijuana affects the memory.
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revrendmaynard14
Chatterbox
USA
359 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2002 : 02:18:32 AM
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Whoa, where did you come from?
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Nick Quiller
Is Anybody Here?
USA
5 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2002 : 02:31:25 AM
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I've been around for a while.
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee
2000 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2002 : 02:54:16 AM
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NICK, I've been wondering when you were going to actually post some. Good to see you here, man.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2002 : 06:51:01 AM
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Welcome aBOARD NyQuiller!! Glad to have you join us. Any friend of Jason's, is a friend of mine. Unless of course they are an enemy of mine. As for the kid and the camel, maybe he was just confused by the expression "Eyeing the Camel Toe!!" Which leaves me wondering, do camels have toes, and if so, why are we men so fascinated by them? Then when a boy takes it upon himself to get friendlier with the camel toe he is sentenced to 6 months in jail and 240 lashes? Aren't we sending mixed signals here to the youth of america?
Peace & Keep the Faith
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 10:24:19 AM
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Um, Where'd you go Nick?
Hey everybody, where'd mary go, where'd mary go?
Peace, and spread the mousepad.
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Fluffy
Administrator
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