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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
 Posted - 06/29/2002 : 8:12:17 PM
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My dog had four puppies last night. She won't let us touch HER , her CAGE, or the PUPPIES. It makes me sad...but hey, they are paying for a new roof and a twelve string guitar for me! yay! Anyone want a Jack Russel?
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2002 : 9:01:49 PM
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Sure! Send one over! j/k
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2002 : 9:20:38 PM
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i could use a bitch... to bad my aprt doesnt alow them.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2002 : 11:36:57 PM
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i could use a bitch
I think you should be very careful what you wish for!!!LOL!
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2002 : 8:21:51 PM
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i could use a bitch... to bad my aprt doesnt alow them.
Why not? Do they have something against certain parties?
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 11:10:35 AM
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they are paying for a new roof and a twelve string guitar for me!
A new roof and a guitar....how much are those puppies exactly? Maybe investing in solid gold bars is not the way for me to earn money with my money!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 2:50:40 PM
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All white, female Jack Russels can run 500-1000 bucks. All white males are 300-800, and mixed colors are 400-800, so they are pretty dman expensive!
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 5:38:37 PM
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Unfortunately, solid gold bars cannot mate and continue to produce the way Jack Russels can. HEHE
Peace & Keep the Faith
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2002 : 04:03:33 AM
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Unfortunately, solid gold bars cannot mate and continue to produce the way Jack Russels can. HEHE
So you've got sterile gold bars, huh? Sucker.
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2002 : 09:39:49 AM
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Unfortunately, solid gold bars cannot mate and continue to produce the way Jack Russels can. HEHE
Ah yes but soon I will discover the secret to making gold out of mere common elements. So it'll be the same as breeding puppies. What do you think I do all day? MMWWAAAHHHAAA!
I love the artist Albrecht Durer who did all of these detailed pen and ink drawings of alchemy rooms from the 1600's, when the main goal of alchemy was to try and find a way to change common elements into gold. Way before we knew about the scientific properties of elements and when potions, spells, and magic were the governing force. Kinda creepy and mysterious but so fascinating.
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Reese
Try A Little Harder
USA
95 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2002 : 02:43:44 AM
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All white, female Jack Russels can run 500-1000 bucks. All white males are 300-800, and mixed colors are 400-800, so they are pretty dman expensive!
i have to contradict this. i'm not sure about the actual prices, it's been three years since my jack russel had pups, but the male tri-colors (white, brown, and black) went for more than the female tri-colors who went for more than the male bi-colors, more than the female bi-colors, more than the white males, more than than the white-females. but we made a killing off 5 puppies, it's to bad we had my dog fixed, we could have made a fortune off her.
reese
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2002 : 04:26:21 AM
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Sounds like I need to get in the business of birthing pups instead of birthing people!!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2002 : 3:00:14 PM
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The white ones are always more expensive than the colored ones....every Jack Russel in a dog show has to be 95% white...
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2002 : 12:41:35 PM
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Well, i can hold them now. My Jack Russel, Isabel, finally trusts us with her kids. Htey are so cute i tell you! I wish i could get a picture of them up on the Internet but I'm too lazy!
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2002 : 12:51:52 PM
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have to contradict this. i'm not sure about the actual prices, it's been three years since my jack russel had pups, but the male tri-colors (white, brown, and black) went for more than the female tri-colors who went for more than the male bi-colors, more than the female bi-colors, more than the white males, more than than the white-females. but we made a killing off 5 puppies, it's to bad we had my dog fixed, we could have made a fortune off her.
My friend, you where hosed. Did you have a breeder look at them? If you can find someone who breeds JAck Russels, you should always talk to them first, because white, female Jack's are considered specail. If you jsut sold them to people wanting pets, that's another thing, because multi-coloured Jacks are cuter, but if someone was buying one for breeding, or to train for a dog show, you have to milk them for every penny! My brother's white female sold for just under 900 bucks! Talk aboot expensive...
Also, dogs really should'nt have pupiies more then once. One time is incredibly bad for them, and the second time, the are liable to eat teh puppies alive, or birth them and then not take care of them.
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Reese
Try A Little Harder
USA
95 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2002 : 3:18:13 PM
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jay, fortunately we sold them only to those looking for pets. so i don't think we were ripped off in this case. plus four of them went to very close frends and we still see them quite often. my mom wanted nothing to do with breeders or trainers, citing the fact that some trainers and breeders keep the dogs in very inhumane conditions. she wanted the dogs to have places to run around and be free. much like ours.
and we were if close contact with a breeder. we got our jack from a breeder that only bread on the side and for pleasure not profit. she owned the kennel that we boarded our jack at and all that. very nice woman. anyways, that's probably enough about that.
reese
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2002 : 1:06:24 PM
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That's good, I would much rather sell my puppies to people who would treat them fairly, like you did. I siad before, if you sell to breeders, they are more money, but selling to friends for less is always better.
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2002 : 3:14:12 PM
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jay, fortunately we sold them only to those looking for pets. so i don't think we were ripped off in this case. plus four of them went to very close frends and we still see them quite often. my mom wanted nothing to do with breeders or trainers, citing the fact that some trainers and breeders keep the dogs in very inhumane conditions. she wanted the dogs to have places to run around and be free. much like ours.
and we were if close contact with a breeder. we got our jack from a breeder that only bread on the side and for pleasure not profit.
I'm good friends with someone who runs a greyhound rescue organization. I've heard and witnessed complete horror stories with trainers and breeders for this breed. No offense Jay, but Reese has a very valid point. It's such a money making operation with so much disregard for a creatures life. I have the same theory about dogs and cats as I do humans. Why would anyone of us want to breed more when there are thousands who need to be loved and cared for everywhere we turn. Take one of the ones who already exists and give it a good life of love and lets all stop reproducing more until all the ones we presently have are happy and fed. There are plenty of other ways to make money. Again, Jay I'm not referring to you specifically, the point was raised
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2002 : 11:41:54 AM
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Yes, i totally agree with you guys. When I replied to Reese's comment, I really was just asking where he sold the puppies to,
to quote myself, "If you jsut sold them to people wanting pets, that's another thing..." (sorry the quote thing isn't working)
So I agree, but just the way he said it I wasn't sure of where he sold the puppies, so i figured that they went for the highest price, which would be to sell to a breeder or dog-show trainer.
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 01:11:31 AM
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Reese said:quote:
the male tri-colors (white, brown, and black) went for more than the female tri-colors who went for more than the male bi-colors, more than the female bi-colors, more than the white males, more than than the white-females.
Anyway you slice it, BITCHES aint cheap!!!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 01:26:15 AM
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2 things that don't mix well:
Puppies and....
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 03:54:28 AM
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Anyway you slice it, BITCHES aint cheap!!!
Looks like someone hasn't been talking to Silky!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 05:41:47 AM
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Care to comment Silky?
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 11:44:57 AM
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I think for you we can make a deal!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 1:34:02 PM
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I supply the bitches...Silky is the distributor...
I have two nice ones...about 1000 bucks will buy them both!
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 7:58:07 PM
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i supply the bitches......silky is the distributer.....
hey ifg u guys need a trans-oceanic partner just give me a ring
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 8:37:32 PM
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And I'll be there for pick-up in the U.K........I hope no one will mind if a few of them "got lost in the mail"?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 11:09:40 PM
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Well, it all depends...If you replace them with bitches of equal or higher standards...why no, No one will mind.
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 11:23:43 PM
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Then damn........I'm screwed......and not in the good way.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 07/31/2002 : 4:18:30 PM
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damn i'm screwed not in the good way
not the way u'd like, eh?
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/01/2002 : 1:17:14 PM
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Jay said:quote:
I have two nice ones...about 1000 bucks will buy them both!
Fluffy said:quote:
Anyway you slice it, BITCHES aint cheap!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2002 : 8:46:58 PM
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ever wonder how female dogs recieved the term bitch? adn why is is considered a swear werd?
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee
2000 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2002 : 9:45:05 PM
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nope.
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2002 : 11:15:09 PM
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we've sold one! We've dcided to sell them all for $300, even though we could get lots more...............but oh well
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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revrendmaynard14
Chatterbox
USA
359 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2002 : 12:47:34 AM
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Puppies are...weird.
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2002 : 12:49:08 AM
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Yes but they are unbareably cute...oh god how i love them! Theyare jsut to funny!
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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revrendmaynard14
Chatterbox
USA
359 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2002 : 12:50:22 AM
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They move too much, and lick and sniff and scratch themselves..just like a man.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2002 : 04:34:17 AM
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I don't think I've ever met a person who didn't like a puppy.....
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2002 : 04:04:24 AM
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pcbdmb, may I introduce you to RevrendMaynard14, someone who does not like puppies, and she is a girl to boot. That is just plain BIZARRE. Someone call Ripleys. BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2002 : 8:40:52 PM
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Let me rephrase that......
I don't think I've ever met a person who didn't like a puppy.....until now.
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2002 : 10:47:54 PM
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Amen Fluffy! Call the circus... Get REAL TV on the phone, where's the damn helicopter, i said 6 OCLOCK!!!!!!!
Using The Force Daily...
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2002 : 05:25:13 AM
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pcbdmb, Glad I could introduce you.
Hey NeKAD, I am right there with ya! It would be the TOP story on every evening news. I can't believe the BIG NEWS hasn't gone out over the AP wire yet. Shocking, just shocking! Somebody should lose their job.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 10:11:30 AM
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Well, pcbdmb, you've never seen anyone chew tobacco.
So... there...
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 3:04:17 PM
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Well......I've seen it in movies.......does that count?
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 3:06:36 PM
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Well, I know you count that for "having seen a naked woman" so I guess it counts for tobacco chew, as well.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 3:10:50 PM
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[Dr. Nick] Hooray! [/Dr. Nick]
Damn geocities.....
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 3:41:38 PM
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Hum. Who is Dr. Nick again?
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 3:46:36 PM
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Boo! You don't know who Dr. Nick is? C'mon!!!! He's the "alternate" doctor on the show. You know.....
"Meet you in the operating place!"
"The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money!"
"I know I'm supposed to cut something.......but what?!........and where?!"
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 3:51:03 PM
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Nope, still no idea who he is.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 4:02:46 PM
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Ooohh, I thought you meant the other Dr Nick.
And remember...if you're not sure of something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain. Bye bye everybody!
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 4:05:01 PM
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Dr. Nick:Be creative! Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon! Instead of bread, use pop tarts!
Bart: Yeah dad! You can brush your teeth with milkshakes!
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 2:11:00 PM
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I'll perform any operation for $129.95! Come in for brain surgery and receive a free Chinese finger trap!
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I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 9:20:16 PM
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| Inflamable means flamable? Boy! What a country! |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 05:19:41 AM
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| Looks like the 2 of you had nothing to do on 10/26 and dredged up a bunch of OLD posts and post whored your asses off. You guys look so funny with NO ASSES. DUMASSAS!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 05:55:06 AM
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| Hehe.......that's pretty funny because all of that happened when I was at work. And I was trying to study for calculus, but that bastard kept sucking me in. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 06:33:06 AM
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And you wonder why you are having a HARD TIMe in Calcuthem!
PAY ATTENTION!!!
JUST SAY NO!!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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puppies!!
