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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
 Posted - 03/13/2002 : 4:51:29 PM
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I'm watching a cooking show, and they have this french chef on. He can hardly speak english, but he is YELLING english. At one point, he goes, " WE PUT DE BUTTAIR IN DEPAN, AN DEN WE COOK DE BUTTAIR UNTIL DE BUTTAIR GET BROWN, AND DEN WE PUT IN DE VINE AND DEN DE TOMATO. NOW! IN DE PAN IZ DE BUTTAIR, SO WE GET DE PEPPAIR AND DE SALT IN DE BUTTAIR. NOW WE PUT IN DE PAN DE FISH!TWO MINUTES LATER...NOW DE FISH IS DONE AND OF COURSE WE EAT DE FISH NOW! OPkay that isn't funny at all. I was certainly laughing my fat ass off...
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2002 : 4:53:11 PM
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Is everything ok, monsieur?
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2002 : 4:58:42 PM
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fine fine, sorry i don't speak english
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2002 : 7:29:16 PM
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Well......you don't speak so well.......we'll get to that.
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2002 : 8:48:08 PM
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If you think that's funny, you should watch Iron Chef on the Food Network. It defies description.
teri 
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2002 : 8:59:42 PM
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That show is strangely amusing... but not in a laugh-with-them kind of way. It's really just funny because of how serious they seem to take it... the whole time you're sitting there and thinking, "Settle down Beavis, it's just dinner..."
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2002 : 04:14:05 AM
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I was just gonna mention the Iron Chef. Now that is funny, in a sad demented kinda way! Kinda like watching a car crash!! You know you shouldn't look, but you just can't help yourself!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2002 : 07:11:55 AM
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I never understood the thrill of that stupid show. Last year when I was in high school, some people would come into the senior lounge during our free period and watch tapes of the Iron Chef. Everyone would flock to the TV. I don't know what was more amazing: the fact that people were fascinated with a cooking show (high school seniors, mind you) or that someone actually taped it with the intention of watching at school.......Don't make no goddamn sense.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2002 : 1:41:47 PM
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I don't think it is the cooking show they are watching, it is more the silliness of everything involved and the behavior of the host and contestants. That shit is wacky!!! But as a cooking show, as with any cooking show, BORING!!!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2002 : 3:46:08 PM
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Facuizaw? yes go ahead. I love the iron chef becsuae it is funny. But, when you are making over a hundred grand a year by cooking, you'd better take it seriously!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2002 : 09:23:45 AM
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I am not making over a hundred grand a year for cooking so I don't think I will take it seriously!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2002 : 01:09:43 AM
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My dad and step mom really like that show. It's not that bad, and kinda funny at times. The best part is the verdicts, and seeing who beats the Iron Chef.
 "Lean upon me, I'll lean upon you, We'll be okay."
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2002 : 6:26:42 PM
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This is also great! The skit with Christopher Walkins on SNL. When he plays the record producer with the Blue Oyster Cult. Will Farrel has the cow bell, hahahahahahahah. Christopher Walkins says, "I need more cow bell! Cow bell will give you golden records!" and "I have a fever, and the only prescription is cow bell!"
"Lean upon me, I'll lean upon you, We'll be okay."
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2002 : 10:37:47 PM
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Have they done Iron Chef on SNL? That could be interesting.
teri
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Jamie M
Chatterbox
Canada
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Posted - 03/26/2002 : 10:47:40 PM
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This is also great! The skit with Christopher Walkins on SNL. When he plays the record producer with the Blue Oyster Cult. Will Farrel has the cow bell, hahahahahahahah. Christopher Walkins says, "I need more cow bell! Cow bell will give you golden records!" and "I have a fever, and the only prescription is cow bell!"
"Lean upon me, I'll lean upon you, We'll be okay."
-Dave Matthews-
Haha... so true. That skit was amazing and I've liked that song ever since then.
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2002 : 3:52:35 PM
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But as a cooking show, as with any cooking show, BORING!!!!!
I fucking love cooking shows...i don't know why, there's just somehting aboot them....
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2002 : 8:17:36 PM
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Cooking shows are great..............................................................FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!!!!!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2002 : 03:08:05 AM
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(in my most pretentious english accent)
Pardon Me, but would that be Grey Poop On?
Peace & Keep the Faith
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2002 : 7:12:19 PM
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For some reason not to many people find that skit funny. My bro didnt laugh, he called it dumb. I laughed till tears where flooding my eyes.
"Lean upon me, I'll lean upon you, We'll be okay."
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someguywithaguitar
Chatterbox
USA
122 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2002 : 08:54:09 AM
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I thought it was pretty lame actually.
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joemoe
Try A Little Harder
77 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2002 : 11:00:46 PM
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And with a magic touch, Joemoe set the topic aflame.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2002 : 05:06:52 AM
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Considering the subject, would that make it a Grey Poop-On Flambe?
Thanx to joemoe this post is now a flambe!!!
Main Entry: [1]flam·bé
Pronunciation: fläm-'bA, flän-
Function: adjective
Etymology: French flambé, from past participle of flamber to flame, singe, from Old French, from flambe flame
Date: 1914
: dressed or served covered with flaming liquor — usually used postpositively
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2002 : 8:58:45 PM
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And with a magic touch, Joemoe set the topic aflame.
BAM!
.......on a side note, I noticed that the number of my posts (1983) is the same as the year I was born. Go Me!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2002 : 9:20:43 PM
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now it is 1987, MY birthyear!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2002 : 05:37:07 AM
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Now its 2008 the year the world ends.....Woops! I wasn't supposed to let on about that. Now I am in trouble, I just can't seem to keep my big mouth shut.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2002 : 2:22:03 PM
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2110-the year the earth lets a sigh of relief that the sun will only be burning for a nuther 200 billion years. Then Mother Earth will no longe rahve to support life and can relax in Mexico, or, wherever she wants to...Oh, the nasty things we do to this planet!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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This is great!
