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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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 Posted - 03/08/2002 : 6:30:51 PM
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My girlfriend is in Italy for 10 days. What am I to do? 
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 7:36:21 PM
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you are to bring me food
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 11:14:18 PM
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You can have the rest of this apple. And I have some hot sauce, if you want that with it. I'm cooking all the other food I have at a paltry 98.6 degrees. It should be ready for you in a couple of hours.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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Erich with an h
Yak Addict
USA
853 Posts |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2002 : 04:55:45 AM
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My girlfriend is in Italy for 10 days. What am I to do?
.....and you are just realizing this? What did she do, leave you clues and you finally figured out that revealed she's in Italy?
I'm just razzing ya!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2002 : 05:02:51 AM
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The funniest thing aboot that page is this:
no thanks, I wasn´t looking for free porn...
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2002 : 07:29:16 AM
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Did someone say "Free Porn"?
Peace & Keep the Faith
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2002 : 09:53:45 AM
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Free porn? Maybe I know what I am to do.
DEATH TO KITTENS!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 03:51:16 AM
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Killing Kittens will make you go blind!!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 04:20:29 AM
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Yes... but at least blind people can still kill kittens.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 04:29:40 AM
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Good thing it doesn't kill dogs. How ironic would that be, since blind people use seeing-eye-DOGS. Masturbation would make you go blind while simultaneously killing dogs, so once you went blind from masturbating, there would be no dogs to lead your blind ass around.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 05:54:03 AM
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That would suck! But at least in the real world, after going blind from masterbating, and killing all the kittens in the world, you can still rely on the seeing-eye-dogs.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 06:01:55 AM
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Maybe this is actually a carefully concieved plot by dogs to take over the world. Now wouldn't that be something?
Did you ever see the movie Cats & Dogs? I really dug it, but I think you have to be a pet owner to really appreciate it.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 06:05:02 AM
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Never saw it! I must have left that in my other jacket too!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 09:49:29 AM
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And I have some hot sauce, if you want that with it.
I love hot sauce. Infact, i vary my existance on it. I once had a hot sauce contest wiht a few friends and three bottles of habanero hot sauce. We would each stick a toothpick into the bottle to get some hot sauce on it, and then stick the toothpick in our mouths. So, while most people whimped oot at ten, i took eighty six, and had to drink a gallon of milk cause my mouth burned so damn bad. But, ever since then, i've been dirnking hot sauce like it was water.
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 4:51:18 PM
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A gallon of milk? No way! You'd be puking after half a gallon!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 5:14:19 PM
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a full gallon no shittin
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 5:18:25 PM
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That is physically impossible.......without throwing up.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 5:20:07 PM
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to tell the truth i did throw up later that day cause my stomach was so full and hurtin...but i DID drink it all in aboot an hour.
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 5:26:11 PM
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Yeah.....it was the amount of lactose in your stomach that made you throw up. If you drank water, you would have just felt water-logged. But when I was captain of the track team last year in high school, a junior bet a freshman $50 that he couldn't drink a gallon of milk without throwing up. They filmed the whole thing, even when he puked. Needless to say, the idiot frshman got more than he bargained for because they did this right before track practice. Boy was the coach pissed!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 5:29:25 PM
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i love the old, bet-you-can't-eat-all-these-hard-boiled-eggs-in-this-here-bucket trick. they always puke
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 5:33:45 PM
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Yeah............I love ignorant people who feel like they have something to prove!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 6:08:15 PM
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i think the sickest bet EVER was one involving poop and a hot dog bun. You get the picture.
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 6:11:17 PM
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OK.......I'm officially grossed out now!......please don't tell me you were involved.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 6:16:35 PM
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I played a minor roll in it. I was in an arguement and the nice young man i was arguing wiht said, " I dare you to come and fight me!" I said, "No, i don't fight, but if you want to be tough, eat some dog crap." My friends took it into thier own hands, and eventually concivned the kid to do it. HTey told him they'd pay him twenty bucks. He did it, swallowed, puked, washed oot his mouth, puked agian, wash oot his mouth agian, and demanded the twenty bucks. We gave it to him, and treated him to much respect for the rest of the night.
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 11:12:34 PM
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I would have treated him to some mouthwash!! Respect, for eating dog crap? I have more respect for your friends who were somehow able to convince someone to eat dog shit!! That ability is worth some respect.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2002 : 12:21:18 AM
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Shit......it does a body good.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2002 : 12:26:44 AM
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GOT SHIT?
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2002 : 01:39:57 AM
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I don't "give a shit"......does that count?
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2002 : 5:00:59 PM
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I believe that topic was covered quite extensively in an old post.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2002 : 02:56:27 AM
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pcbdmb said:quote:
I don't "give a shit"......
Good, cause I don't take shit!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2002 : 07:02:25 AM
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I might have to disagree with that!
Fluffy said:quote:
I gotta take out the garbage!!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2002 : 1:45:56 PM
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I don't take shit, but I do take out the garbage!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2002 : 5:12:06 PM
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Hey.....what you do with your free TIMe is your business.....not mine.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2002 : 09:20:52 AM
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I am a glorified janitor with a backstage pass!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2002 : 12:14:05 AM
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back stage pass
I repeat....what you do with your free TIMe is your business.....not mine.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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