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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
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 Posted - 02/20/2002 : 5:43:33 PM
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Well, my dad went to the Ohio University in Athens, Ohio in the late 60's. ANyone that as been to rual southern Ohio knows how some of the rednecks are...So one stormy night, the power goes oot. Being the football type, they decided to play a rousing game of FARTBOWL! The way they played was this, an SBD=1, Loud but not smelly=touchdown,
Just smelly=2 Creativity=7
So this guy Bill, for Cosochton, Ohio, goes, "Hey yall, watch this!" and farts on a candle. THey ended up taking him to a hospital that night, and he was in there for two weeks, unable to move, and suffering severe pains during acts of defecation...so take my advice, and DON"T FART ON FIRE!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2002 : 5:53:57 PM
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2002 : 9:57:21 PM
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Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! That's great sign! I'd suggest it for your signature because that will have to be posted for every one of our threads.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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Posted - 02/20/2002 : 11:55:08 PM
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Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! That's great sign! I'd suggest it for your signature because that will have to be posted for every one of our threads.
"I do what I can with what I've got."
No, u gotta keep the ladies..
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2002 : 12:57:25 AM
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hey i got a candle lit right here.....
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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drummerboy82
Chatterbox
USA
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Posted - 02/21/2002 : 12:26:05 PM
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that sign is great
"Seems like people are the viruses
And earth is simply tired of us"-311-. |
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My fart-on-a-candle story
