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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
 Posted - 02/19/2002 : 3:18:20 PM
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Okay, here is another question from the depths of my head...Would you, assuming that you are a guy, rather hav sex with a woman who had rd hot nipples (so hot, if you touched them you would burn into a crisp) or a sandpaper vagina?
Superglue528 will pick the sandpaper option...believe me, i know the guy...he'll be on it like flies on a rib roast
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 4:03:20 PM
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Dude! I would take the fire one! I'd rather loose my arm to third degree burns than place my unit in some sandpaper. By the way, what kind of girl is this?!?!?!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 4:21:18 PM
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any kind....i mean you can choose who you have sex with, but they have to have one of the options with them...
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 4:46:32 PM
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I would go for the flaming nipples and go all "Hot Shots" style on her ass.
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Superglue528
Is Anybody Here?
Canada
37 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 4:59:51 PM
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see jay ure wrong again. i agree with pcddmb. i'd go with the hot nipples
God Created Earth, Seeds Creat Trees, in 1876 my GrandFather Created Super glue, I think. |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 7:54:29 PM
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i'd wear those cooking mittens, then take the one with the hot nipples. i'd just avoid said nipples if i could. which i most likely couldn't.
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 7:57:48 PM
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no you can't! the nipples will burn them too
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 8:35:30 PM
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any kind....i mean you can choose who you have sex with, but they have to have one of the options with them...
No. What I meant was...what kind of fucked-up woman is this?!
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 9:26:25 PM
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I think this question is logically stupid (I'm not being mean, Jay, hear me oot).
Sex (or "sexual intercourse") is sexual union between human beings, gen. involving physical union of the sexual organs.
Nipples (red hot or not) are not necessarily sexual organs.
Vaginas are necessarily sexual organs.
So if sex is to be had at all, it will have to be with the vagina, and nipples could potentially be avoided.
And if one is to have sex, why would one choose to have it with a Sandy Vagina that will definately cause injury. Sex with the Red Hot would be interesting, but it could be had while completely avoiding the potentially offending members. Take the style of the dog for example. A dog would never know whether his bitch had red hot nipples or not.
So, Jay, I believe there is no one, having thought through the logical implications and ramifications of both of the options you posed, that would pick to have sex with someone with a sand-filled vagina.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 9:30:18 PM
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that what i thought aboot the cheese and plumbing equipment one, and while having sexual intercourse, one feels obligated to touch the nipples. it would be less pleasurable for some to have fiery nipples. THe asshole is still okay, though
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 9:39:54 PM
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I have no idea about what you are talking.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 9:45:57 PM
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Oh, well, it's a simple concept, it would be less pleasurable for SOME if their lover had fiery nipples, than if thier lover had a sandpaper vagaina, because some people don't like th vagina for sex, or have no penis to put in the sandpaper vagina...
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 9:50:41 PM
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I think he was inquiring about the asshole remark.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 9:56:10 PM
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quote:
...assuming that you are a guy...
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...or have no penis to put in the sandpaper vagina...
guy - a man; fellow.
man - a male human being having qualities considered characteristics of manhood, i.e., a penis.
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because some people don't like th vagina for sex
The vagina is required for sex.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 10:00:59 PM
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I'm going to have to disagree... It certainly can be an integral part of sex, but I would definitely call the anal spelunking of ones "luvuh" using the aaron's rod to be within the realm of sex as well.
-J
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 10:07:03 PM
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I certianly knew someone would say something along that line. And I agree. But Jay didn't call into question someone's having a raging hot asshole. All Jay was offering us was his nipples or his vagina, he didn't mention having an asshole. So all we can have sex with, in his equation, is the vagina.
But you are right, and I misspoke. But we both know what I meant, so I don't see any reason to go any further.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 10:11:41 PM
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I'd have to pass on a flaming hot butthole... you could really singe some ballsack going at it in the missionary position.
-J
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2002 : 10:13:02 PM
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here here, let's have a drink! i'll lend you some "herbs!" Which are St.John's Warts mixed with GInkogin and Vitamne B...the perfect boost for when you have a huge test the next day, and you only got 30 minutes of sleep, completely safe, too!!!!!! 
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2002 : 12:41:33 AM
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This is totally a guy question, so I'm not even going to offer an opinion, but I have a question for the guys. Would it affect your choice if you knew what grade of sandpaper Jay was talking about? Sand paper runs quite a gamut: there is COARSE, medium, and very fine...
teri
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2002 : 12:48:05 AM
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No way! I don't care how rough or un-rough it is! There is no way that I would allow sandpaper to to go back and forth on my penis! It's like the vaccuum cleaner or water jets.....that is not why they were made!
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But you are right, and I misspoke.
And while we're on the subject of having anal sex, I thought it was pretty funny that enthuTIMsiast said "miss poke".
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2002 : 09:23:04 AM
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Would it affect your choice if you knew what grade of sandpaper Jay was talking about? Sand paper runs quite a gamut: there is COARSE, medium, and very fine...
It might... if I had a penis made of diamond.
-J
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2002 : 11:18:47 AM
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that would be heavy.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2002 : 5:29:56 PM
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Rice-a-roni is the bet treat on earth!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2002 : 11:59:27 PM
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quote:
here here, let's have a drink! i'll lend you some "herbs!" Which are St.John's Warts mixed with GInkogin and Vitamne B...the perfect boost for when you have a huge test the next day, and you only got 30 minutes of sleep, completely safe, too!!!!!!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language...
What's the recipe for this little concoction?
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2002 : 01:02:59 AM
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hehe....you said "cock"......
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2002 : 3:43:41 PM
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"herbs!" is one ginkogen pill, two st.john's wart pills, and one vitamin B........it works for ME!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2002 : 5:38:58 PM
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hmmm...it better work better than crank--uh, i mean coffee..
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2002 : 6:07:08 PM
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Who needs pills to feel happy when there is porn...
-J
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2002 : 6:42:36 PM
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EXACTLY!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2002 : 3:36:11 PM
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it works for ME, Fleabass, but i've seen it do nothin for others, i usually take it with a good dose of coffee, too...
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2002 : 5:19:51 PM
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Here ya goo! Last one..till tommorow or later tonite when i have a new one ready for the board! Answers!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2002 : 5:35:25 PM
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WOOOPS!! Looks like I missed one!! Sorry Jay!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2002 : 9:39:49 PM
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i would go with the flamin' nipples, def. worth it, if she's really hot!!!
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 01:07:23 AM
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Silky said:quote:
It might... if I had a penis made of diamond.
Wouldn't that be considered a weapon? Imagine.....being able to kill with your penis......all you need now are a set of balls of steel and you'd be the most powerful man on earth!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 3:34:06 PM
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| Here's a doozy for the newbies to answer |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 6:09:37 PM
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| Anybody see that HBO special about the National Stripper's Competition? There was a girl on there whose act was to light her nipples on fire... I am sure she'd be flattered by this thread and all of you guys choosing the fire nipples over the sandpaper vagina. |
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
1099 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 6:27:46 PM
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Before I make my decision, I must know...Is there anything wrong with the "backdoor"?
Yep, that's right, I said it |
Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque an Alien Abductee! |
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 6:46:00 PM
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| And if there wasn't? |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 6:48:11 PM
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| nope, nothing wrong with that |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
1099 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 7:13:41 PM
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flaming nipples.
Kinda reminds me of a joke I heard once...
So Pierre, a French fighter pilot, and his girlfriend are in the country having a picnic. His girlfriend says, "Pierre, kiss me". He splashes her lips with red wine, then kisses her. She asks why he did that, and he replies, "I'm French. When we eat zee red meat we drink zee red wine." So Pierre's girlfriend takes off her top and tells him to kiss a little lower. Pierre splashes some white wine onto her breasts and kisses them. She asks Pierre why he did that and he said, "You know I'm from France, and in France when we eat ze white meat we drink ze white wine." So she takes off what's left of her clothes, and tells Pierre to kiss even deeper. Pierre splashes cognac all over her crotch and sets her on fire. She screams, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT PIERRE?!" He replies, "I'm a French fighter pilot, when we go down, we go down in flames." |
Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque an Alien Abductee! |
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CPPJames
Yak Addict
Fyro Macedonia
800 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 9:09:41 PM
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| I think this actually happened once, to some guy named Mr. Blowjob. Ultimately he couldn't decide and the world's greatest art form was named after him. |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 9:41:52 PM
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Ok I can't answer this because try as I might just can't picture what it would be like to be male so I will pass on that one, but for CCPJames, do you mean to tell me I have been creating works of art all these years????hummmm |
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CPPJames
Yak Addict
Fyro Macedonia
800 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 9:44:47 PM
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| PJK, did I ever tell you that your font is really pretty? You're so eloquent and light on your keyboard. By the way, what are you doing Friday night? =) |
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those that don't. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 9:50:31 PM
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| Pam, did I ever tell you how CPPJames likes to smell his own farts...and he NEVER washes himself...unlike me...I am very clean and pleasant to deal with plus I can cook and I have a lot of money unlike CPPJames who has nothing whatsoever. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 10:02:11 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA you guys crack me up! As for Friday hopefully going to hear Chris Whitley play in Philly! (and seeing Fluffy again) |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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CPPJames
Yak Addict
Fyro Macedonia
800 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2003 : 10:51:45 PM
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| Damn, apparently Jay did his homework...but that's beside the point. Your post count means so much to me. What you up to on Saturday? |
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those that don't. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 06:37:23 AM
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| Read between the lines James......it ain't gonna happen. |
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CPPJames
Yak Addict
Fyro Macedonia
800 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 09:19:13 AM
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| Can't blame a guy for tryin! |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 10:48:09 AM
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| Can we use sex toys, say a strap-on? Or would enough slippery lubrication bypass the sandy vagina scratchies. Or maybe the act of sex involves watching each other masturbate? Is that allowed? Sounds like there are very strict parameters Jay! They make some very inventive sex toys nowadays though. |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 11:01:21 AM
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| Interestingly enough Backdoor Man( not sure if thats the name of the song) by the Doors just came on the radio, here on the home stereo. HAHAHA! Jim is bellowing, "I'm your backdoor man"! |
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CPPJames
Yak Addict
Fyro Macedonia
800 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 11:40:30 AM
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| ~o/ Girl they couldn't get much hotter! Come on baby light my nipples! /o~ |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 11:57:40 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by therippa
Before I make my decision, I must know...Is there anything wrong with the "backdoor"?
Maybe this will help:
BOOTYLICIOUS KIT
Beginning your backdoor explorations has never been easier than with this kit designed for newcomers to anal play. We've included the basics -- a pair of latex gloves (your choice of size), a one oz bottle of Embrace lube and a Little Flirt silicone plug in your choice of black, copper or purple. But wait, you say... what do I do with all this stuff? Find out with your choice of either an Anal Pleasure & Health book or Nina's Guide to Anal Sex VHS video. Either choice provides a wealth of know-how, all at a substantial savings.
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 12:05:55 PM
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Teri, how did that bypass your sex filter on the computer?
Oh you must not be at work HAHAHA!
I want the video. I'm a visual learner!
But the question is....How long do we have to wait for the
Big Flirt?
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 12:19:50 PM
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You're exactly right Evergreen! I'm at home on my iBook.
I checked http://www.goodvibes.com, and found that they do have a "Big Flirt" available. The size difference is:
little: 3" long, 7/8" in diameter
big: 4 3/4" long, 1 1/2" in diameter
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CPPJames
Yak Addict
Fyro Macedonia
800 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 1:18:18 PM
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| Excellent, now I have my stocking stuffers picked out for this Christmas! |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 2:21:13 PM
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| i don't think these are meant to stuff stockings... |
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CPPJames
Yak Addict
Fyro Macedonia
800 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 2:44:15 PM
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| Point taken...but they could help the holidays become more holey. |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 2:52:28 PM
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| tee hee |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 3:43:47 PM
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| I'm away for 1/2 a day and look where this has gone! Jeez, Teri, I think I will file all that backdoor info. in my "more information than I needed to know" file! I am not a fan of the backdoor, I will just work on perfecting my "art" thank you! hehe |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 4:04:37 PM
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| Guess what's "Bustin' out my Backdoor?" |
"Hey man...you smell..."
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 4:07:23 PM
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Are you kidding? I've been at that goodvibes.com website half the afternoon. HAHAHA! I love the sex toy websites where there's buyer reviews of the product.
"my girlfriend bought a Super Strap-on 5000, something which I never thought about and now I can't stop thinking about it. Getting laid by my chick has a whole new meaning". Roy - colorado. HAHAHA! Kinda like amazon.com |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 4:20:18 PM
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| I don't want to guess Jay! hehe ( you can just tell me, ok???) |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 4:48:27 PM
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Originally posted by Evergreen
Are you kidding? I've been at that goodvibes.com website half the afternoon.
If you ever get out to the Bay Area, I highly recommend visiting one of their stores! |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 8:32:50 PM
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CCPJames Looks like I won't be going to see Chris Whitley on Friday night, just found out I scored play off tickets to the Philadelphia Flyers game!
I feel kind of bad but its like "Go see Chris/Fluffy by myself" or go to a Flyers game on a "date" hummmmm |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 9:49:52 PM
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| I'd go for the date! |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 10:06:30 PM
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| Ah thanks Teri, I really needed that! I was feeling guilty! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 10:34:53 PM
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I gotta say that the fact that I haven't been out on a date in a wee bit of TIMe has been on my mind, and not in the best sort of way. Not to mention the last one was so bad I cried (and I am not a big tear shedder). But after reading this thread, and combining the two concepts of dates and anal sex, I think that the anal sex talk is working as an aversive stimulus against dates, and I am good to go for a while now.
Thanks guys... Now the Board is helping me with my solitude! issues
Nonetheless though... PJK have fun!!
    BACKDOOR SEX
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CPPJames
Yak Addict
Fyro Macedonia
800 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 10:43:17 PM
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| So, Miss Sorrel...come here often? =) |
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 10:55:57 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by CCPJames
PJK, did I ever tell you that your font is really pretty? You're so eloquent and light on your keyboard. By the way, what are you doing Friday night? =)
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Originally posted by Jay
Pam, did I ever tell you how CPPJames likes to smell his own farts...and he NEVER washes himself...unlike me...I am very clean and pleasant to deal with plus I can cook and I have a lot of money unlike CPPJames who has nothing whatsoever.
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Originally posted by CCPJames
Damn, apparently Jay did his homework...but that's beside the point. Your post count means so much to me. What you up to on Saturday?
A guy that hits on two guys in one thread AND smells his own farts... how could I resist? |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2003 : 11:39:32 PM
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Just for the record, my date is with my husband and there will be no anal sex! The only screwing I want to be part of that night is the Flyers screwing the Maple Leafs, hehehehe......ofcourse once we're home thats another story!
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"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2003 : 04:46:28 AM
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Anal sex eh........all I have to say about that is
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Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2003 : 07:22:27 AM
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| HAHAHAHA I love it....the sign that is, not anal sex! And I agree !hehe |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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thomasode
Yak Addict
565 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2003 : 8:47:43 PM
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| HAHAHAHA this is so funny. I've been off of the Boards for a few days because of massive amounts of Home Work. but anyways, Right as I found this thread, Back Door starts to play. HAHAHAHA. Im not lieing. Shit, this is strange, SYCHRONISTICALLY speaking ofcourse. |
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thomasode
Yak Addict
565 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2003 : 8:49:11 PM
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Oh yeah, Flaming Nipples for me |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2003 : 12:53:51 PM
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Ok this is sooo typical of my luck. I decided to take a break from cleaning and go on line. No mail as usual, so I go to the board and read the posts and then I remembered Evergreen's comment about the sex toy site that Teri mentioned and I thought damn that would be fun to take a look at now since I am alone. Then I couldn't remember which thread it was in.
I finally find it, click on it and NOTHING!!!HAHAHAHAHA it had that screen that says the site may have moved etc etc. BOOOOOOOO!!!! I guess I just wasn't meant to go on that site, hehe. Damn and I was so looking forward to it! Guess that means it is back to cleaning for me. |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2003 : 11:05:07 AM
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Hahahaha.... I was just trying to help PJK out!
On a completely different note though (this really has nothing to do with sex toys), you (Jason/ Rippa) were in a dream I had... It was really weird, you were with some friends (random people) and I saw you and was so excited... But then you totally gave me the cold shoulder, rolled your eyes at me, and pretty much ignored me, in a way where it seemed like you were disgusted by me... it was really sad! ..... It was probably a premonition, and the part about my dream that I don’t remember is you telling your friends that I am some pervert that makes people look at smut-sites and you want nothing to do with me!
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2003 : 4:16:55 PM
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Thanks Miss Sorrel! I actually got on one or two of the sites today and had a good laugh! I really wonder who buys some of that stuff! Probably a lot of "regular" people. hehehe Actually some of the.....ok not going to go there, LOL.
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Fire or Sand?
