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therippa
Fluffy-Esque

Kazakhstan
1099 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2007 :  3:48:29 PM  Show Profile  Send therippa an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I just got this message from the board's newest member, godgive77...

quote:

Dearest in the Lord,

I am Mrs. godgive oleka from Cote d'Ivoire. I Married to my late husband Eng.. Kazang oleka who was a licensed miner and the chairman of Periling Diamond Mining Company in Bunia district, South East of Cote d'Ivoire DRC he died in the year 2005. We were married for eleven years without a child. Before his death we were both born again Christian.

Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $9.Million (Nine Million U.S. Dollars)in a security company here in Abidjan.Recently, my Doctor told me that I have serious sickness which is related to cancer . The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness...

On Knowing my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the security company here in Abidjan. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard.

My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated here in. Hoping to receive your reply soon.

Remain blessed in the Lord.

Yours in Christ,

Mrs. godgive oleka


Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've
got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to
Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal
happiness is just a dollar away.




Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque an Alien Abductee!

jsemon2
Yak Addict

USA
920 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2007 :  4:04:01 PM  Show Profile  Visit jsemon2's Homepage  Send jsemon2 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I just got this too.

BAN godgive77

OUT FOR LUNCH
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PJK
Alien Abductee

USA
4159 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2007 :  4:46:32 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sadly that is why I took my contact information off of my profile. I was getting all kinds of spam.

"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche
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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2007 :  6:53:50 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
thanx for the heads up, account deleted.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson
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Robin
Yak Addict

USA
598 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2007 :  7:59:11 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I got this as well, so special no?. First TIMe this kind of thing has ever happened so I don't feel too bothered. Peace, Robin
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Muskrat
Chatterbox

USA
266 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2007 :  9:53:03 PM  Show Profile  Visit Muskrat's Homepage  Send Muskrat an AOL message  Reply with Quote
the Bible is against adoption? lol

"You know, if you live long enough, eventually you're gonna die." -Words of wisdom from my dad
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Ranting Thespian
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1283 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2007 :  11:05:41 PM  Show Profile  Send Ranting Thespian an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Who's this Jesus guy?



. . . wait, doesn't he work down at Denny's?

Not communicating can hurt more than any word that can be said -

Nick
-the Ranting Thespian
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dan p.
Alien Abductee

Uganda
3776 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2007 :  11:24:32 PM  Show Profile  Send dan p. an AOL message  Reply with Quote
i'm a little pissed because i didn't get it. what, godgive77? i'm not good enough for you? is that it? oh, i get it. i can't be trusted. is that it? it is, isn't it? fine. fuck you. take your riches and get out. i don't need you.

death to false metal.
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rubylith
Fluffy-Esque

1915 Posts

Posted - 06/05/2007 :  09:12:23 AM  Show Profile  Visit rubylith's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I even got it Dan, sorry bro. I will foward it to you if you would like. Perhaps Nigerian Spam is deflected by neo metal?
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dan p.
Alien Abductee

Uganda
3776 Posts

Posted - 06/05/2007 :  1:24:28 PM  Show Profile  Send dan p. an AOL message  Reply with Quote
actually, i just looked it up, and i have +3 to my saving rolls against ridiculous spam.

death to false metal.
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tericee
Alien Abductee

USA
2579 Posts

Posted - 06/05/2007 :  2:15:26 PM  Show Profile  Visit tericee's Homepage  Send tericee an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I don't think I got it either, but it may be in my bulk mail folder and I just can't find among the other 800 messages in there.

teri
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1534 Posts

Posted - 06/05/2007 :  5:16:37 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I didn't get it either, but I've gotten a few other spam ones. I think they get sent to my bulk folder though now.

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rubylith
Fluffy-Esque

1915 Posts

Posted - 06/06/2007 :  11:29:58 AM  Show Profile  Visit rubylith's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yea I get like 800 spams a day.
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Ranting Thespian
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1283 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2007 :  12:12:37 AM  Show Profile  Send Ranting Thespian an AOL message  Reply with Quote
spam spam spam spam,
spam spam spam spam,
spam spam spam spam,
spam spam spam spam,
'Lovely Spam, Wonderful spam'
spam spam spam spam,
'Lovely Spam, Wonderful spam'
spam spam spam spam,
'Lovely Spam, Wonderful spam'
spam spam spam spam,
'Lovely Spam, Wonderful spam'

"SHUT UP!!!!

. . . Bloody Vikings"

Not communicating can hurt more than any word that can be said -

Nick
-the Ranting Thespian
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SpaceMonkey
Chatterbox

315 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2007 :  11:35:42 AM  Show Profile  Send SpaceMonkey an AOL message  Reply with Quote
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SpaceMonkey
Chatterbox

315 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2007 :  11:37:58 AM  Show Profile  Send SpaceMonkey an AOL message  Reply with Quote
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Ranting Thespian
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1283 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2007 :  10:27:37 PM  Show Profile  Send Ranting Thespian an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Lucky, I didn't even get a t-shirt.

Not communicating can hurt more than any word that can be said -

Nick
-the Ranting Thespian
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