Just last nite the Simpsons where Homer eats the psychedelic chili with insanity peppers was on. What a great episode. It made me think of you St Jude.(although Homer didn't stick his finger in his ass, maybe Marge did for him, they are soulmates)
Well St Jude, I have a feeling if you approach Marge, she may be willing to have an illicit affair with you behind Homers back. You might even get to choose which of the 3 fingers or thumb she might use. BONUS