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Fleabass76
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Posted - 11/27/2001 :  8:48:25 PM  Show Profile  Send Fleabass76 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
It's a simple question. Cake or Death?

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dirtysloth
Fluffy-Esque

USA
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Posted - 11/27/2001 :  9:02:32 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't know, my answer would change depending on when you ask me. I've had a horrible day and I'm really not a big fan of cake, so right about now I'd say death. But then again I'm not a big fan of death either. Never tried it out though. Jesus man, I don't know. You pose a tough question.

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Fleabass76
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USA
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Posted - 11/27/2001 :  9:04:59 PM  Show Profile  Send Fleabass76 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
He says death, give him death. For now. Maybe cake later. But death for now.

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dan p.
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Uganda
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Posted - 11/27/2001 :  9:05:24 PM  Show Profile  Send dan p. an AOL message  Reply with Quote
supposin you choke to death on the cake. then what?

when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.
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dirtysloth
Fluffy-Esque

USA
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Posted - 11/27/2001 :  9:08:11 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hmmm... now that I think about it definitely not death... I wouldn't want Xar to get his hands(or whatever else) on my corpse...

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Patrick

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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee

USA
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Posted - 11/27/2001 :  9:08:35 PM  Show Profile  Send Saint Jude an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Death... no wait cake... CAKE I MEANT CAKE!

Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque

USA
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Posted - 11/27/2001 :  9:15:53 PM  Show Profile  Send Fleabass76 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:

Death... no wait cake... CAKE I MEANT CAKE!

Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau



Ah, u said death first!
just kidding, give him cake.

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Fleabass76
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USA
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Posted - 11/27/2001 :  9:17:23 PM  Show Profile  Send Fleabass76 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:

supposin you choke to death on the cake. then what?

when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.



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Xar666
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USA
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Posted - 11/28/2001 :  04:21:42 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
now now
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LizT
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USA
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Posted - 11/28/2001 :  09:10:04 AM  Show Profile  Send LizT an AOL message  Reply with Quote
That's a bizarre question, are you Zar's friend or something? Anyway, I would choose cake first because we're all eventually going to die sometime. I don't plan on dying anytime soon! But, I'm gettin the creeps with the member list. My name is right next to Zar's and I'm the 13th one on the list. Watch it Zar, I've been watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! LOL! Liz
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Isaac
Chatterbox

USA
461 Posts

Posted - 11/28/2001 :  10:31:35 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Wanna rack a baby? We've got babies on spikes!

Dressed to Kill is one of the funniest stand up routines i've ever seen in my life. Eddie Izzard is a genius

Isaac
(an executive transvestite)
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee

USA
2144 Posts

Posted - 11/28/2001 :  11:28:59 AM  Show Profile  Send Saint Jude an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Fleabass es me amigo Liz.

Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1026 Posts

Posted - 11/28/2001 :  11:03:04 PM  Show Profile  Send Fleabass76 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:

Fleabass es me amigo Liz.

Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau



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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee

USA
2144 Posts

Posted - 11/29/2001 :  12:19:04 AM  Show Profile  Send Saint Jude an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:
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Si

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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1026 Posts

Posted - 11/29/2001 :  01:33:58 AM  Show Profile  Send Fleabass76 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:

quote:
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Si

Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau



Give him Death.

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LizT
Fluffy-Esque

USA
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Posted - 12/02/2001 :  6:17:06 PM  Show Profile  Send LizT an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Gee Saint Jude or is it Fleabass76, you're confusing me! How many of you guys have multiple personalities here? I must say that the big blast of hot air one was very creative! Liz

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Saint Jude
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USA
2144 Posts

Posted - 12/02/2001 :  7:55:03 PM  Show Profile  Send Saint Jude an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Me and Fleabass are two different people Liz... he is a friend of mine though.

Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1026 Posts

Posted - 12/02/2001 :  9:33:27 PM  Show Profile  Send Fleabass76 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Yeah, we're just way too alike...and now we're all asses because you assumed Liz, thanks alot.

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
-Da Bush
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Saint Jude
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USA
2144 Posts

Posted - 12/03/2001 :  01:07:02 AM  Show Profile  Send Saint Jude an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I dont think she will ever believe us if we keep posting right after each other

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Xar666
Yak Addict

USA
546 Posts

Posted - 12/03/2001 :  03:54:48 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
wait
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dan p.
Alien Abductee

Uganda
3776 Posts

Posted - 12/03/2001 :  08:24:36 AM  Show Profile  Send dan p. an AOL message  Reply with Quote
that's some fierce blasphamy. powerful funny, too.

when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1026 Posts

Posted - 12/03/2001 :  7:40:42 PM  Show Profile  Send Fleabass76 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Blasphamy is fun, but don't forget to wear your safety goggles! I'll shut up now.

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1687 Posts

Posted - 12/03/2001 :  8:35:22 PM  Show Profile  Send LizT an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Ok, you guys are really messing with my head! I thought it was really strange that you would be having a conversation with yourself! LOL!

Hey Xar, I did see your pic! You reminded me of the wolf on Goldilocks and the 3 bears! Liz

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LizT
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1687 Posts

Posted - 12/05/2001 :  09:18:39 AM  Show Profile  Send LizT an AOL message  Reply with Quote
OK now I have lost my mind, has anyone seen it? Xar,I meant to write the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood. I was thinking of the wolf in grandma's clothing! Liz
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crash258
Chatterbox

USA
256 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2001 :  9:34:50 PM  Show Profile  Send crash258 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Is the "cake or death" thing the work of Eddie Izzard?

If anyone knows anthing about this guy, let me know. Im looking for one of his shows.



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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee

USA
2144 Posts

Posted - 12/09/2001 :  02:27:05 AM  Show Profile  Send Saint Jude an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Yes indeed it is... that man is hilarious.

Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1026 Posts

Posted - 12/09/2001 :  11:15:22 PM  Show Profile  Send Fleabass76 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:

Is the "cake or death" thing the work of Eddie Izzard?

If anyone knows anthing about this guy, let me know. Im looking for one of his shows.



Philip






Yeah, he's hilarious, if you're looking for a show, look for "Dressed to kill" I dled it off of morpheus, I could only find audio, but that's all u need really. It's still hilarious.

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crash258
Chatterbox

USA
256 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2001 :  3:10:59 PM  Show Profile  Send crash258 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I am in a french class at FSU, and on the last day the teacher played a excerpt of one of his shows. The skit was about learning french (not the exchange student skit). Well he talked about how the words you learn in french class wont help you at all if you go to france. I know he wears drag when he does standup, in this particular one he was wearing a pink outfit with black dots on it. If you can help me find this skit I would be most appreciative.


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Isaac
Chatterbox

USA
461 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2001 :  3:15:39 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, its part of Eddie Izzard - Dressed to Kill. They used to play it on HBO all the time, but I haven't seen it in a while. I checked ebay quick, this shits kinda pricey though.

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1495195119

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1494877844



Isaac

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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2001 :  3:22:47 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Hey Fleabass, Dressed to Kill is indeed hilarious, but i think it is twice as funny when you can see him. Dressed in drag, and the faces he makes speak volumes toward his humor. When he is doing the whole Englebert Humperdink thing it is way funny when you can see him and not so funny when you can't. It is true, better to hear it than to not experience it at all. Just my 2 cents!

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crash258
Chatterbox

USA
256 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2001 :  7:05:27 PM  Show Profile  Send crash258 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
You sure its Dressed To Kill?

I just listened to it and couldnt find it.


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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2001 :  9:20:44 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I WAS sure, but now you got me doubting myself. I have it videotaped somewhere. I am almost positive that was the name. It is the name on the video on ebay. I'm sticking by it.

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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1026 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2001 :  12:21:51 AM  Show Profile  Send Fleabass76 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I'm positive, it's Dressed to kill.

"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten
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crash258
Chatterbox

USA
256 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2001 :  12:58:08 AM  Show Profile  Send crash258 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Are you sure?

I just listened to it.

The one I saw, he mentioned how things you learn in french class (i.e.words and phrases) are impossible to work into a conversation.
(i.e. the monkey is under the table),

I dont think it is dressed to kill., is it?
ill try and download it again.

Philip

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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1026 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2001 :  01:21:20 AM  Show Profile  Send Fleabass76 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
o wait, i think in DTK he only does parts of his bit in french to show how britain has to be bilingual or something...so, i'm probably wrong. He does have a web site though, check that out.

"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee

USA
2144 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2001 :  01:51:23 AM  Show Profile  Send Saint Jude an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I'm still wating for my cake.

Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2001 :  02:25:39 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
and I'm waiting for my death.

Xar666, I'm looking in your direction.

On a side note, I'd like to say that jsoldo, Xar666, and I all have 150 posts(at least for the moment).
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1026 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2001 :  02:37:57 AM  Show Profile  Send Fleabass76 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
umm..yeah..ya see, the funny thing about that is...YOINK!!! (Grabs the cake and runs.)


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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
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Posted - 12/11/2001 :  03:29:07 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
continue looking shocked and move slowly toward the cake...

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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2001 :  05:16:49 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
"LET THEM EAT CAKE!"

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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
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Posted - 12/11/2001 :  05:17:17 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"

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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
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Posted - 12/11/2001 :  05:18:15 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
LET THEM get OFF WITH HEAD and CAKES!

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Xar666
Yak Addict

USA
546 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2001 :  07:54:17 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
oh
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Isaac
Chatterbox

USA
461 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2001 :  09:26:20 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm possitive the HBO special I have is called "dressed to kill" maybe the mp3's your downloading don't have it all or something. I do beleive that part was during the 45 minute encore.

I definatly agree with Fluffy, his faces and gestures greatly enhance the comedy, check out the video if at all possible.



Isaac

"And when King Alexander saw the breadth of his domain he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer"
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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
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Posted - 12/11/2001 :  1:50:27 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
MMMMM Icing on Cake!! for that matter, Icing with head as well!

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
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Posted - 12/11/2001 :  5:13:31 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
you know Fluffy, that last statement could totally be taken differently when read out of context.

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Isaac
Chatterbox

USA
461 Posts

Posted - 12/12/2001 :  09:48:45 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah i just don't see any other way to take that.

The idea of eating cake or even just the icing while receiving oral sex is quite appealing though a bit off subject.



Isaac

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