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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
 Posted - 08/25/2004 : 5:49:31 PM
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Someone in another forum did this and it was really pretty funny at times. So here's how it works
Someone makes a wish:
I wish I could sing like an Opera Star
Then the next poster quotes and grants the wish. BUT, there is a problem:
Granted! However, You sing so well you shatter glass which falls on you and cuts you badly
Then this person also makes a wish of their own and the game continues with the NEXT poster, quoting, granting with complications and making a wish of their own.
So here we go: I shall start
I wish that I could move things with my mind |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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Erich
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1427 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 6:07:18 PM
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I wish that I could move things with my mind
Granted! But you break them in the process.
I wish I could play guitar better than anyone else |
~pw'oikr
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 6:09:37 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Erich
I wish I could play guitar better than anyone else
Granted, but your fingers move so quickly they fall off
I wish I could eat as much pizza as I want and not get fat |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 6:16:34 PM
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[/quote]I wish I could eat as much pizza as I want and not get fat[/quote]
granted, but you have to throw up every time you eat it.
i wish i wasn't so handsome. |
death to false metal. |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 6:25:17 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by dan p.
i wish i wasn't so handsome.
Granted, but now you're ass ugly
I wish everything on TV was worth watching |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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Erich
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1427 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 7:06:37 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by guitarted
I wish everything on TV was worth watching
granted, but now youre blind
I wish people werent so goddamn stupid. |
~pw'oikr
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Oozle
Chatterbox
USA
108 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 7:10:40 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Erich
quote:
Originally posted by guitarted
I wish everything on TV was worth watching
granted, but now youre blind
I wish people werent so goddamn stupid.
Granted, but now there is no one to play this game.
I wish I could fly. |
ren :) |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 7:11:11 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Oozle
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but everyone else wished this wish too, so now there is air traffic
I wish Oprah would disappear |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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Muskrat
Chatterbox
USA
266 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 9:10:47 PM
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Granted, but that's so much matter suddenly missing that the universe implodes.
I wish I could read minds |
"You know, if you live long enough, eventually you're gonna die." -Words of wisdom from my dad |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 11:38:59 PM
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granted, but then you walked into a mental ward.
i wish george bush weren't in office. |
death to false metal. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 11:47:23 PM
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Granted, but there's no living candidate that could turn this country around.
I wish Theodore Roosevelt were still alive. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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Oozle
Chatterbox
USA
108 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 12:12:02 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Arthen
Granted, but there's no living candidate that could turn this country around.
I wish Theodore Roosevelt were still alive.
Granted, but he is really fucking old and rather incontinent and you have to take care of him.
I wish clothes were made out of cotton candy. |
ren :) |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 12:44:10 AM
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granted, but small children would be making chewing attempts below the belt.
i wish i didn't owe the mob a favor. |
death to false metal. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 01:28:19 AM
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But then you wouldn't be living off of your parent's issurance money.
I wish I could speak fluent Latin, German, and Attic Greek. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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Erich
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1427 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 03:05:47 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Arthen
I wish I could speak fluent Latin, German, and Attic Greek.
granted, but now no one else can.
I wish my house wasnt filled with incense smoke *cough* |
~pw'oikr
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Macht
Chatterbox
USA
272 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 03:14:15 AM
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granted, but now everyplace outside your house is filled with incense smoke
i wish i had a infinte amoutn of cash |
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LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 08:45:10 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Macht
granted, but now everyplace outside your house is filled with incense smoke
i wish i had a infinte amoutn of cash
Granted, but now there are 400 million poor people living on your front lawn.
I wish teachers taught our children the REAL American History and not the novel that is their textbook today. |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 09:14:18 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by LoveToday
I wish teachers taught our children the REAL American History and not the novel that is their textbook today.
Granted, but the children don't adapt well to the new curiculum, throw tantrums and burn down school all across the country. This occurence is then deleted from American History all together
I wish I was a fairy princess |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 09:33:42 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by guitarted
quote:
Originally posted by LoveToday
I wish teachers taught our children the REAL American History and not the novel that is their textbook today.
Granted, but the children don't adapt well to the new curiculum, throw tantrums and burn down school all across the country. This occurence is then deleted from American History all together
I wish I was a fairy princess
Granted, but as you are flitting around, you suddenly get caught in a giant web spun by some guy in a red and blue spandex outfit.
I wish there were no highways. |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 10:40:55 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by LoveToday
I wish there were no highways.
Granted, but now people drive through your backyard
I wish I could swing like Spidey |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 11:53:00 AM
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granted, but now everyone expects you to help them.
i wish nintendo would stop making mario party games. |
death to false metal. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 12:18:32 PM
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But then Nintendo wouldn't make any money.
I wish I had five bucks. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 12:20:29 PM
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I wish I had five bucks.
Granted, but you have to spend it on renting "New York Minute"
I wish that Coffee wasnt so damn addictive!! |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 12:37:04 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by KevinLesko
I wish that Coffee wasnt so damn addictive!!
Granted, but now you fall asleep at work
I wish I had abs |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 12:46:06 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by guitarted
quote:
Originally posted by KevinLesko
I wish that Coffee wasnt so damn addictive!!
Granted, but now you fall asleep at work
I wish I had abs
Granted, but now you have to spend your life doing infomercials.
I wish every restaurant offered sporks. |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 12:49:40 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by LoveToday
I wish every restaurant offered sporks.
Granted, but they become so popular spin offs such as the 'Spnife' come out... Need I say more?
I wish I could jump really high |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 1:18:00 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by guitarted
Granted, but they become so popular spin offs such as the 'Spnife' come out... Need I say more?
I wish I could jump really high
Granted, but then you get signed by the lakers and on a trip to colorado are accused of rape.
I wish I was Wolverine |
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LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 1:55:51 PM
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Granted, but now you can't carry your own groceries because your "talons" shred the bags.
I wish I could ride a skateboard. |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 2:10:22 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by LoveToday
I wish I could ride a skateboard.
Granted, but now everyone thinks you're a punk up to no good everywhere you go. You get in more trouble than the guys from Jackass/CKY
I wish work was more exciting so that I didn't have to post here every 3 minutes to fill the void |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 10:43:37 PM
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granted but now you're so over worked you headbutt your mother out of sheer aggrevation.
i wish middle earth was real. |
death to false metal. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 10:47:33 PM
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Granted but you'd never get to go to Valinor.
I wish this game was done. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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Oozle
Chatterbox
USA
108 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 11:52:36 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Arthen
Granted but you'd never get to go to Valinor.
I wish this game was done.
granted  |
ren :) |
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Macht
Chatterbox
USA
272 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2004 : 01:49:33 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Oozle
quote:
Originally posted by Arthen
Granted but you'd never get to go to Valinor.
I wish this game was done.
granted
should have said, granted but, the boards will be 50% less active now |
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2004 : 09:52:54 AM
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| Damn, I wish that now I had internet we could restart this game! |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2004 : 10:12:10 AM
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Granted, but now you have to check the BOARD every ten minutes to see if there's a new wish.
I wish I was a better skier. |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2004 : 10:37:23 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by tericee
I wish I was a better skier.
Granted, but now you're an AWFUL walker
I wish I had crazy hair like in Japanese Anime |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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Macht
Chatterbox
USA
272 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2004 : 2:29:27 PM
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Granted, but now everyone pulls on your hair till it hurts
I wish i had a Martin d-35 |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2004 : 2:54:02 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Macht
I wish i had a Martin d-35
Granted, but you play it so much that three of your fingers fall off, one of which was your favorite finger
I wish that beer was cheaper |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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Macht
Chatterbox
USA
272 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2004 : 3:14:15 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by guitarted
quote:
Originally posted by Macht
I wish i had a Martin d-35
Granted, but you play it so much that three of your fingers fall off, one of which was your favorite finger
I wish that beer was cheaper
omg haha, my favorite finger...
granted but it's too nasty for the liking of a person
i wish i had another week before school |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2004 : 4:24:42 PM
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Granted but you're in bed with the worst migraine of your life for the whole week.
I wish I could travel in time and stop Hitler from taking power in Germany... |
teri
Twittering about the DC adventure since Dec '09...
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2004 : 5:36:29 PM
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quote:
I wish I could travel in time and stop Hitler from taking power in Germany...
GRANTED! but to do it, you must kill, what appears to be, an innocent child.
I wish everyone would read and understand "The Story of B" |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy         
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Erich
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1427 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2004 : 5:49:26 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Fluffy
I wish everyone would read and understand "The Story of B"
granted, but now you dont.
I wish i understood everything. |
~pw'oikr
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2004 : 5:50:31 PM
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| ok but now someone else is going to do it, and they killed every jew. |
death to false metal. |
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guitarisPIMP
Yak Addict
Niue
587 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2004 : 10:59:41 PM
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i wish i had a 10 inch shwong...and an infinite supply of porn...
this game is ridiculous.. |
my favorite color is go fuck yourself. :D |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2004 : 11:36:19 PM
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| The question I have, is if you have a "ten inch schwong", why would you need "an infinite supply of porn"? |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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Oozle
Chatterbox
USA
108 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 01:50:44 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by guitarisPIMP
i wish i had a 10 inch shwong...and an infinite supply of porn...
this game is ridiculous..
Granted, but everytime you get a hard on, you pass out from every drop of blood going to your shwong so you can never enjoy it.
I wish I had really big boobs. Oh wait, I already do. I wish I had a pet monkey. |
ren :) |
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Macht
Chatterbox
USA
272 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 02:58:22 AM
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Granted but mine gets jealous of yours, and kills it.
I wish it was 15 degrees cooler |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 04:47:13 AM
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The temperature change would throw the entire meteorlogical system off, and Dennis Quaid would run around complaining.
I wish I had a signed edition of The Silmarillion. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 08:44:58 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Arthen
The temperature change would throw the entire meteorlogical system off, and Dennis Quaid would run around complaining.
I wish I had a signed edition of The Silmarillion.
Granted, but it was signed by the guy who works the gate outside of the Mirkwood housing projects.
I wish the afterlife had a brochure. |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 10:49:01 AM
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quote:
I wish the afterlife had a brochure.
Granted, but it's in Swahili and the pictures look like incredibly explicit gay porn.
I wish i knew where that mealy colored man I call Papa was when the Merry-go-Round broke down |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 1:20:58 PM
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Granted, but now you can't find your "Mama."
I wish I wasn't sore from running 20 miles this morning... |
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LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 4:24:40 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by tericee
Granted, but now you can't find your "Mama."
I wish I wasn't sore from running 20 miles this morning...
Granted, but now you are a lazy slob who ends up with vericose veins, no one to help you wipe your fat ass and dialysis every tuesday and thurdsday.
I wish I could run 20 miles. |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 5:43:37 PM
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granted but now you wear stuff like this...
I wish I could see the Flecktones again before the '06 hiatus. |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2004 : 8:53:12 PM
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granted, but you time travel shatters the time-space continuum into what are known as "reality shards" and now you have to travel through history and find them and then they make an awful first person shooter game out of it and i end up bombing the company that made it then i get arrested but claim it was civil disobience when actually it was civil mass murder but either way what i did was right
i wish they weren't making mario party 6, because mario parties 1-5 all blow a sack of dicks. |
death to false metal. |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 08:59:59 AM
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Granted, but now you HAVE to play the first five games 24/7 for eternity.
I wish Belgian Lambic was as widely available as beer... |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 09:15:32 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by tericee
I wish Belgian Lambic was as widely available as beer...
Granted, but now Belgian Lambic is the new 'milk'. You have it on cereal and with cookies etc... Needless to say, you get sick of it.
I wish that guitar I'll build this christmas is so well crafted, I start my own guitar making company and outsell Gibson every year |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 09:30:59 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by tericee
Granted, but now you HAVE to play the first five games 24/7 for eternity.
I wish Belgian Lambic was as widely available as beer...
Granted, but bootleggers begin to copy the process forgetting that Lambic should only be brewed in the winter because of the undesirable bacteria during warmer months. Thus producing infected wort and sentencing all who drink it to a lifetime of being a Van Damme wannabee.
I wish my cats would just eat the mice outside instead of bringing the lifeless bloody half-eaten critters in my house as "gifts". |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 11:01:40 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by LoveToday
I wish my cats would just eat the mice outside instead of bringing the lifeless bloody half-eaten critters in my house as "gifts".
Granted, but now your cat your cats feasts outside with all its cat buddies and they all dine on your lawn. Your house is now know as the mouse graveyard.
I wish LoveToday had granted MY wish instead of double granting Tericee's
So I'm making two wishes!
I wish that the guitar I'll build this christmas is so well crafted, I start my own guitar making company and outsell Gibson every year |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 12:24:08 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by guitarted
quote:
Originally posted by LoveToday
I wish my cats would just eat the mice outside instead of bringing the lifeless bloody half-eaten critters in my house as "gifts".
Granted, but now your cat your cats feasts outside with all its cat buddies and they all dine on your lawn. Your house is now know as the mouse graveyard.
I wish LoveToday had granted MY wish instead of double granting Tericee's
So I'm making two wishes!
I wish that the guitar I'll build this christmas is so well crafted, I start my own guitar making company and outsell Gibson every year
SORRY GUITARTED!! I guess I didn't hit "Post new reply" fast enough.
Granted! But all the world experiences a metal shortage like none anyone has ever seen and there is no more material to make strings.
I wish WalMarts snack bar served beer. |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 2:34:39 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by LoveToday
I wish WalMarts snack bar served beer.
Graanted but they then take over all the brewing companies and take them overseas where beer can be produced cheaper and then imported. Thus destroying all good beer.
I wish no one would buy anything from WalMart and drive it out of business. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 3:31:24 PM
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I wish no one would buy anything from WalMart and drive it out of business.
Granted, but then K-Mart takes off...
I wish I had a penis.... |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 5:19:06 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Jay
I wish I had a penis....
Granted, but it's got a perma-stiffy so you have to buy special pairs of pants that hide your...girth
I wish that all my bills paid themselves |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 09/01/2004 : 4:07:49 PM
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Granted, but they paid themselves with yourmoney, anyway.
I wish my father could eat like a big boy. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 09/01/2004 : 6:10:41 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Jay
I wish my father could eat like a big boy.
Granted, but he's BIG now. You have to buy new doors.
I wish I was 19 already, this last week of underageness is killin me |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 09/01/2004 : 8:20:37 PM
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Granted, but you get trashed and busted and molested with a soldering iron.
I wish I were yellow. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 09/01/2004 : 9:31:39 PM
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| you are. |
death to false metal. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 6:50:17 PM
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I wish I were yellow.
Granted, but it is because you have jaundice!!
I wish people could state opinions and realize that their opinion is just as valid as someone elses and not have to state the opinion in such a way as to attack others or antagonize others to feel the need to defend their opinion. Everyone needs to realize they are only THEIR opinion and everyone else needs to understand that it is only someone elses OPINION that has been stated. I guess the simplest way to say it is: I WISH EVERYONE WOULD LIGHTEN UP!!!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 7:37:06 PM
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Originally posted by Fluffy
I wish people could state opinions and realize that their opinion is just as valid as someone elses and not have to state the opinion in such a way as to attack others or antagonize others to feel the need to defend their opinion. Everyone needs to realize they are only THEIR opinion and everyone else needs to understand that it is only someone elses OPINION that has been stated. I guess the simplest way to say it is: I WISH EVERYONE WOULD LIGHTEN UP!!!!
Granted but now no one posts in the Friends aboard the spacepod section.
I wish I would have read the story of B years ago. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 01:53:11 AM
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I wish I would have read the story of B years ago.
GRANTED! But now you are an old man forced to read it again and reflect on the folly that is your life and why you had such insight at such a young age and did nothing to change the world.
I wish some of our old friends would rejoin our board! I miss LizT, pcbTIM, enthuTIMsiast, HTG, St Jude, Erich, Tericee and the list goes on......... |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 1:01:31 PM
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Granted! But now the rest of us leave...
I wish all dogs were magical elves that know exactly how to grow lettuce |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 2:17:28 PM
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granted, but as elves, their lives are bound to the earth, to exists as long as it exists and never leave it, though they grow weary with the terrible long count of years.
i wish there was a walmart closer to me. |
death to false metal. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 3:47:16 PM
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Granted, but now you are permanently depressed and upset with the world as that's the feeling that Wal*marts evoke the second you walk in.
I wish I had three arms. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 4:00:27 PM
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I wish I had three arms.
GRANTED, BUT all 3 of them come out of your back, straight up and down, following your spine making it almost impossible to reach anything or even see while trying to pick something up. Plus it would make masturbation really difficult.
I wish TR would be as wildly successful as DMB and people actually started to refer to Dave as "that guy who someTIMes plays with TR" and we could always play all ages venues so everyone could come to the shows, and have a special section, front row, for message board members with big aftershow parties, and TR would never get tired touring and we could travel the world turning people onto the music of TR!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 4:31:53 PM
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quote:
I wish TR would be as wildly successful as DMB and people actually started to refer to Dave as "that guy who someTIMes plays with TR" and we could always play all ages venues so everyone could come to the shows, and have a special section, front row, for message board members with big aftershow parties, and TR would never get tired touring and we could travel the world turning people onto the music of TR!!
Uh....ditto. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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Oozle
Chatterbox
USA
108 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 9:00:30 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Fluffy
I wish TR would be as wildly successful as DMB and people actually started to refer to Dave as "that guy who someTIMes plays with TR" and we could always play all ages venues so everyone could come to the shows, and have a special section, front row, for message board members with big aftershow parties, and TR would never get tired touring and we could travel the world turning people onto the music of TR!!
Granted, but the board member section grows so large that there is no place large enough to hold everyone and it just turns into an angry mob traveling the planet.
I wish that magic markers tasted as good as they smell. |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 10:46:40 PM
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granted, but they're still toxic as hell.
i wish the use of smileys was discontinued. |
death to false metal. |
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LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 08:52:03 AM
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Originally posted by dan p.
granted, but they're still toxic as hell.
i wish the use of smileys was discontinued.
Granted but now people all over the world are having nervous breakdowns because they have no method of venting their emotions.
I wish TIM would do another acoustic show with Dave in Mass so I could see yet another "best show of my life". (perhaps in my backyard... and everyone is invited... bring food) |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 8:55:42 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by LoveToday
Granted but now people all over the world are having nervous breakdowns because they have no method of venting their emotions.
I wish TIM would do another acoustic show with Dave in Mass so I could see yet another "best show of my life". (perhaps in my backyard... and everyone is invited... bring food)
Granted, but now they won't leave and it's pretty hard to get any sleep when they play 24/7
I wish girls bought guys the drinks at bars (FINALLY 19 woo!!) |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 11:16:09 PM
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granted, but only the ugly ones buy you drinks and they're so ugly that they can't afford the booze it would take to make them attractive.
i wish that chucklefuck tommy fucillo stopped making obnxious commericials. |
death to false metal. |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 09:40:29 AM
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| Granted, but now you have to be in the obnoxious commercials. |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 5:45:17 PM
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| granted, but. . .oh wait. i wish tericee made a wish. |
death to false metal. |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 04:46:22 AM
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Granted -- here's my wish!
I wish I had a castle, complete with prince charming. BTW, Prince Charming's name is John and I'm dating him right now ;) |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 12:17:21 PM
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Yes, but the masses in their jealousy destroy your castle.
I wish I didn't have to work the week of Halloween. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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Macht
Chatterbox
USA
272 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 1:15:06 PM
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Granted but you work every other holiday
I wish I wasn't sick anymore :( |
Authorities here are alert |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 2:40:51 PM
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granted, but the only way to purge the illness is through bleeding.
i wish that didn't sound like a ridiculous nu metal lyric. |
death to false metal. |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 4:11:43 PM
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Granted, but now nu metal starts writing real good lyrics and causes everyone to start listening to it.
I wish I hadn't spent all day yesterday being violently ill and evacuting fluids from my body at a ridculous rate. |
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LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2004 : 10:25:36 AM
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Originally posted by Zachmozach
Granted, but now nu metal starts writing real good lyrics and causes everyone to start listening to it.
I wish I hadn't spent all day yesterday being violently ill and evacuting fluids from my body at a ridculous rate.
Granted, but now the fluids just leach and dribble slowly from the corners of your mouth and you not only still feel sick but now you reek of puke.
I wish we could channel the energy released when someone is cremated and store it for future uses like heating and air conditioning. |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
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prsmartin
Yak Addict
USA
547 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2004 : 7:03:29 PM
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I wish we could channel the energy released when someone is cremated and store it for future uses like heating and air conditioning.
Granted, however you house would smell like...like...like stinky old people. Permenantly.
I wish I could speak every language in the world so I could understand what the hell all the people at the 7Eleven's and gas stations are saying. I know that the conversation is not about the fact that Bubbulicious just went on sale 2 for $1, or even business related. Its about the people in the store: like the strung out pothead with his mouth under the slurpee machine, and the fat lady with arms full of Funyuns, Hershey's, Choco Tacos and car fresheners. Its about the badass lookin' mo-fo's, and the crack whores that waltz in at 3:00am. Then, I figure I would also be able to understand how much my total is at the register. That's what I wish...
(keep in mind this is all with a hint of sarcasm)
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FTP INFORMATION:
69.171.44.51 - Port 21
User - tim
Password - reynolds
http://www.timreynolds.com/torrents
timreynoldsftp@hotmail.com
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2004 : 7:47:55 PM
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| they're talking about how much they hate america. |
death to false metal. |
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prsmartin
Yak Addict
USA
547 Posts |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 06:55:34 AM
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 12:44:38 PM
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granted prsmartin, but then you would hate knowing what they were really saying!
I wish politicians would say what their plans for the country REALLY are. |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 5:33:30 PM
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Granted, but now the US has a revoloution and dan p. becomes ruler over the territory once known as the US and everyone is thus doomed.
I wish I had a new pair of moccasins. |
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filmdude100cms
Is Anybody Here?
40 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 6:32:08 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Zachmozach
Granted, but now the US has a revoloution and dan p. becomes ruler over the territory once known as the US and everyone is thus doomed.
I wish I had a new pair of moccasins.
granted, but now PeTA fallows you where ever you go and houds your ass for being a murderer.
i wish i could see a d+t show |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 6:54:19 PM
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| filmdude.....ya forgotyour wish! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 9:18:47 PM
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| cram it. i'm what this country, and really every country, needs. |
death to false metal. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 9:19:50 PM
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i wish i could see a d+t show
Granted, but in order to see it you have to first resurect Ray Charles and use his body...and thusly his eyes...But hearing's all that matters, right?
I wish I was not a bloated codfish. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2004 : 10:14:11 AM
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Granted, you are no longer bloated, just a codfish
I wish that If I Killed you, I became you |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2004 : 12:27:19 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by dan p.
cram it. i'm what this country, and really every country, needs.
I actually have to admit I'd elect you before the jackasses running now. In fact leaps and bounds better. |
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filmdude100cms
Is Anybody Here?
40 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2004 : 12:30:02 AM
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Originally posted by guitarted
Granted, you are no longer bloated, just a codfish
I wish that If I Killed you, I became you
granted but you cant handle the preasure and kill youself
i wish i were 15 |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2004 : 2:17:47 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by filmdude100cms
i wish i were 15
Granted, but only PARTS of you are 15
I wish that this was the 100th reply in this thread |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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