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filmdude100cms
Is Anybody Here?
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 Posted - 09/19/2004 : 3:51:43 PM
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granted but then people stop paying attention to the thread.
i wish could get a jeep |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2004 : 5:21:58 PM
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Granted but it doesn't run and is an old one you can't get parts for so it does nothing but to sit on the front lawn and collect rust.
I wish I had a lever long enough to lift the world. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 04:58:54 AM
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Granted....but you soon realize that not only is the lever too big to operate, but that the earth exists in space, thus no gravity, and therefore renders the lever completely useless.
I wish my ex-girlfriend wasn't such a bitch. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 1:04:04 PM
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granted, but then you'd want to date her again, and that will never happen.
i wish i had the force.
on another note, i'm always baffled when people say "my ex is a bitch." or "my ex is an asshole." well chieftain, you dated them. chances are they're not much different now than they were than. that calls into question your own judgement. point your finger inward first, before you point it at someone else. |
death to false metal. |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 2:37:48 PM
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Originally posted by dan p.
i wish i had the force.
Granted, but you are seduced by the dark side and eventually killed by your own son. Your story is sold to hollywood.
I wish I wasn't hungry again 10 minutes after filling myself with Chinese food. |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 4:01:05 PM
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Granted but now you don't smoke weed and life's just not as much fun.
I wish I could afford a Fodera. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 2:08:25 PM
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I wish I could afford a Fodera.
GRANTED!! But as soon as you acquire it it turns into a fedora!!
I wish I knew what a Fodera was!!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy         
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 4:49:18 PM
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Granted but if you did, you would forget what a fedora is!
I wish Peter Gabriel would release a new album. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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guitarisPIMP
Yak Addict
Niue
587 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 5:12:16 PM
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Granted but it consists entirely of slipknot and britney spears covers
I wish i were friends with paul mccartney |
my favorite color is go fuck yourself. :D |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 8:02:02 PM
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GRANTED, but some homicidal maniac with a Jodi Foster fixation kills you to impress her and make a name for himself after asking for your autograph. TRAGIC!!!
I wish John Lennon were still alive!!!!!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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guitarisPIMP
Yak Addict
Niue
587 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 8:13:58 PM
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granted but hes in a premanent state of retardation for the rest of his life...
i wish i didnt have to eat food for the rest of my life and still live |
my favorite color is go fuck yourself. :D |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 8:14:05 PM
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(I bet PG could make Britney/Slip Knot songs sound decent)
Granted, but you would become so thin that a strong breeze would blow you over.
I wish everyone in the world was literate, well fed, and provided a safe environment to live in. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 8:31:36 PM
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GRANTED!! But now everyone in the world is smarter than you, everyone in the world is morbidly obese & live in isolated, personal bunkers.....wait a minute, that sounds uncannily like the world we DO live in. HMMMMMMMMMM?
I wish I could manipulate my Pineal Gland? |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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filmdude100cms
Is Anybody Here?
40 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 12:37:08 PM
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granted but now your always worried youll see something comming from behind that youd rather not see, such as fat middle aged drunkin women at a concert.
i wish tim would come anywhere near here and play. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
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LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 10:17:21 AM
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Originally posted by Fluffy
(hopefully)GRANTED!!(keep your fingers crossed) http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5286
but for every circumstance you can't imagine popping up all on the same day, you can't attend the show(I truly hope this is not the case LOL)
and by the way, that would be a a small price to pay and certainly worth it for complete control of my Pineal Gland.......
http://www.rickstrassman.com/dmt/
http://www.cannabisculture.com/articles/79.html
http://www.dailygrail.com/node/view/331
http://www.dailygrail.com/node/view/8
I wish Dennis Kucinich had won the nomination and then the election in Nov for president!
Granted, but the powers that ACTUALLY control the government in this fuc*ed up country would try incessantly to string Mr. Kucinich up like all the other puppets in politics and when he resisted.... who knows what might happen from a high-up open Library window on a sunny day during a presidential parade in Dallas....?
I wish anyone famous (really famous) would have a totally embarrassing moment during one of those stupid 8 hour award shows, like closing their $ 10,000.00 dress in the limo and ripping it in half, or getting stung by a bee on the nose or a bird shitting right on their face during one of those "Who are you wearing" interviews. |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 10:54:37 AM
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granted but then you'd have to hear about it in cnn and realize cnn tells you almost nothing that matters even though their whole thing is news.
i wish everyone would stop talking about their pineal glands. |
death to false metal. |
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guitarted
Chatterbox
Canada
487 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 7:56:25 PM
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Originally posted by dan p.
granted but then you'd have to hear about it in cnn and realize cnn tells you almost nothing that matters even though their whole thing is news.
i wish everyone would stop talking about their pineal glands.
Granted, but now a new gland is the conversational flavor of the week. You are forced to waste another wish.
I wish that I could read people's cards/minds in poker |
Tim, come to Canada! |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 10:48:48 PM
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granted but now you're one of those jerks who play on tv and think they're the fucking king. your transformation into everything you hate is complete.
i wish mahler didn't write entire fucking paragraphs on his scores and just made the programs public like the rest of them did. |
death to false metal. |
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