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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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 Posted - 07/29/2003 : 12:33:41 PM
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George W. Bush
Past work experience:
ˇ I ran for congress and lost.
ˇ Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
ˇ Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
ˇ Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.
ˇ With my father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments:
EI changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
ˇ I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America.
ECut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
ESet record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
ˇ I became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.
Accomplishments as President:
ˇ I attacked, invaded, and took over two countries.
ˇ I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
ˇ I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history.
ˇ I set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
ˇ I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
ˇ I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
ˇ I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
ˇ In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
ˇ After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
ˇ I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in US history.
ˇ In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
ˇ I cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history.
ˇ I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
ˇ I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
ˇ I set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
ˇ I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history.
ˇ I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
ˇ I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
ˇ I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
ˇ I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. (http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)
ˇ I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
ˇ My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history.
ˇ Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
ˇ I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
ˇ I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.
ˇ I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.
ˇ I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
ˇ I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history.
ˇ I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.
ˇ I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.
ˇ I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
ˇ I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
ˇ I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
ˇ I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
ˇ I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
ˇ I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
ˇ My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
ˇ I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
ˇ I am the first president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
ˇ I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).
ˇ I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
ˇ I took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
ˇ I, with a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
ˇ I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
ˇ I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
ˇ I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
ˇ I set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
ˇ I failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
ˇ I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.
ˇ In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.
ˇ I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
ˇ In a little over two years I created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.
ˇ I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
Records and References:
ˇ I have At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
ˇ I was AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.
ˇ I refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
ˇ All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
ˇ All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
ˇ All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
ˇ Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review.
ˇ For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.) |
Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2003 : 12:43:18 PM
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| sounds like a real american. he gets my vote. |
Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2003 : 12:54:54 PM
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Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
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justlgi
Is Anybody Here?
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Posted - 07/29/2003 : 2:13:20 PM
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| That article completely neglected to mention that the reason for most (if not all) of the economic problems cited were caused by 9/11, which in turn was caused by 8 years of weak foreign policy and BS treaties (see North Korea), or that all of the corporate scandals happened during the Clinton administration, and only came out while Bush was in office. Not to mention the fact that Clinton LIED under oath. |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2003 : 2:26:49 PM
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Yes, I agree, there are some things that were in direct correlation to 9/11. The North Korea treaties kept them from being dicks like they are now, it's called containment, and it worked. Weak foreign policy? Clinton's administration was not the one which called off the search for Osama shortly after entering office, it also didn't give Al Quada millions of dollars for "working to end drug trafficing." You're also attacking maybe 20$ of the items listed, even with out that 20% there is still a good case that Dubya sucks the donkey's ass.
Oh, and Clinton lied under oath and to the American people about sexual activity in the Oval office. Yeah..that's kinda bad. What about lieing to the American people in the State of the Union address about reasons TO GO TO WAR? I think the latter is a bit more serious.
Flaming moe anyone? |
Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2003 : 2:33:29 PM
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Originally posted by justlgi
That article completely neglected to mention that the reason for most (if not all) of the economic problems cited were caused by 9/11, which in turn was caused by 8 years of weak foreign policy and BS treaties (see North Korea), or that all of the corporate scandals happened during the Clinton administration, and only came out while Bush was in office. Not to mention the fact that Clinton LIED under oath.
Thanks for commenting(even tho you probably won't again). Personally i think all our presidents have did a pretty terrible job foreign policy wise, since after WW2. Ask all around the world why they hate america, and they'll tell you, our foreign policy sucks, always has sucked, not because they're jealous of our "freedoms." Anyway, Bush is just a good example of a terrible president, espcially in the times of 9-11.
If there was a more open-minded, peaceable president that could step in and say "Alright, you've taken some of our citizens lives, and instead of just bombing random middle eastern countries until we've paid for those lives in blood(eye for an eye makes the world go blind-gandhi), how about we try to figure out why you bombed us? Let's figure out your problem with us, the world's problem with us, and try to fix it." Instead, Bush has ignored the UN, disolved tons of treaties, and in economic hardships given many a tax-cuts??!?! He reacted poorly to 9-11, except for just feeding the urge to be aggressive and vengeful, which is NOT justice. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2003 : 2:34:39 PM
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So did Bush! "16 words," etc...He lied and still lies. Clinton was trying to save what little dignity he had left...and who the hell cares if he got a blowjob?! Bush needs one hell of blowjob right now.  Bush is killing people left and right and overall being a bastard. I think that if he wasn't in office, 911 wouldn't have happened. I think that they saw it as an easy time to catch the most powerful nation off guard. I also think they knew that the country was gonna go to hell in a handbasket anyway with Bush in office so they figured now was the best time. I'm not saying any of the other major candidates would've been better, because they probably wouldn't have been, but Bush was the worst of the bunch. |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2003 : 4:18:28 PM
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Oh, and Clinton lied under oath and to the American people about sexual activity in the Oval office. Yeah..that's kinda bad. What about lieing to the American people in the State of the Union address about reasons TO GO TO WAR? I think the latter is a bit more serious.
Well, I'm pretty sure that is one of those "rhetorical questions" but just in case it isn't, let me answer it for myself. I could care less whether or not Bill lied about getting head, it didn't effect our national security, and more importantly not one person died as a result of Clinton getting head. Last I checked, between 6,000 and 8,000 civilian casualties have occured as a direct result of Bush's lies about going to war with Iraq. And in case there is any doubt in anyone's mind whether or not Bush did lie, just read the recently unclassified 9/11 investigation report which was only declassified after the Iraq war, which states that there is no connection between Iraq and the 9/11 attacks. Bush said otherwise. |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2003 : 5:34:33 PM
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| what scares me most about bush is that he doesnt give answers for anything. he always avoids the question. what scares me more is that he wants to limit the investigations into 9-11. there should be no logical reason that we dont have full investigations for it, unless he is hiding something. |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2003 : 8:21:25 PM
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what scares me about bush...
We have an evil man, that's the leader of pretty much the world, who is greedy to boot, who uses military solutions(which are never true solutions, you learn that in 1st grade, fighting doesn't solve anything, especially in the long run), who wasn't even voted in by the majority of people, who...the list just runs on..
God..please take bush out of office...please see him not re-elected in 2004...please god! |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2003 : 9:00:41 PM
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| You can't say that 9-11 wouldn't have happened if Al Gore was president. The years of planning that must have gone into the actual event would've been going on during Clinton's presidency. I doubt Osama Bin Laden was waiting to see who won the 2000 election. |
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victorwootenfan
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USA
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