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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2003 : 10:46:22 PM
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ok so i'm driving inMI...that's where i was thsis past week so i couldn't get to the MB and as we're driving down we see this sign... it reads the following...
"Do Not Pass If Opposing Traffic Present"
really good idea... D'oah (D'AOH) |
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2003 : 06:16:15 AM
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HAHAHHAHAHA LOL Okay, let me guess. Some idiot had a head on collision on that road and sued because there was no warning sign! I have NEVER seen a sign like that. You should go and get a picture of it and send it in to Jay Leno! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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bizarroeric
Is Anybody Here?
6 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2003 : 01:56:06 AM
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I grew up in Michigan. Driving there scares the bejeezus out of me, because drivers there aren't half as polite as they are in NorCal.
And what's sad is that some people probably need that sign to remind them... |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2003 : 03:09:46 AM
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People are stupid.
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2003 : 4:19:52 PM
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yeah i know it's really stupid...i tryed to get a pictre but my mom and i couldn't get the camera out in TIMe...oh and there was more than just one...there was @ least 10 of the bloody things. it's true people inn MI drive like weirdo's... |
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
1099 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2003 : 5:17:35 PM
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quote: Originally posted by bizarroeric
...because drivers there aren't half as polite as they are in NorCal.
You're kidding, right? If I had a dime for everytime some asshole in a SL600 almost ran into me I have my own SL600! |
Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque an Alien Abductee! |
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bizarroeric
Is Anybody Here?
6 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2003 : 6:42:01 PM
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Okay, maybe 'polite' wasn't quite the right word for NorCal drivers. But I've definitely been on the road with worse :) |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 1:03:01 PM
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SL600 right??? I HATE MERCEDES!!!!that's all i have to say... |
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
1099 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 1:17:33 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Captain Petersburgh
SL600 right??? I HATE MERCEDES!!!!that's all i have to say...
Agreed...Real rich bastards drive S8's |
Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque an Alien Abductee! |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 1:22:57 PM
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true... they are rich bastards....but i love BMW's....kinda a sport car/ luxury sedan thingy that i combuined at the hip like siamese twims comming out of miami in a string bikini...yeah kinda like that |
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 1:25:39 PM
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Wow...There's just something about that that really frightens me...Something like Martha Stewart with a meat cleaver...Something like that, along those lines...Yeah. |
"Hey man...you smell..." "Oh yeah?" "yeah...like dinner..." |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 1:29:44 PM
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we have about 20 or so signs hanging in our apt that we have "borrowed"... hehe two of my favorites is an "A" grade restraunt sign in our kitchen, and a "no dumping" sign in the bathroom.
also.. what about this one
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 2:19:40 PM
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[gasp/state of shock]WOW A GENERAL ELECTRC SIGN...I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THOSE IN AGES!!![gasp/state of shock] |
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2003 : 2:58:15 PM
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HA HA ROTFLMAO!!! Thanx Kevin, when I saw this topic title my intention was to post that pic, nice to see it had already been done. I would like to point out that the sign is fully mounted, it has not slipped, it is actually hanging that way. What could it possibly mean? We actually drove about another mile laughing our asses off about it before we decided we had to go back and get a picture. Obviously, it was a slow day hehe. |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2003 : 4:29:29 PM
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I must just be missing the boat here, I didn't find it all that funny, isn't it a NO U Turn sign? Ok now I get it, it looks like no going up? Sorry, I just think differently. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2003 : 4:39:09 PM
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Look at the WHOLE picture, it's on the wrong side of the road AND facing the wrong direction for it to make ANY sense. |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 10:57:31 PM
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oh now i get it... quote: we have about 20 or so signs hanging in our apt that we have "borrowed"... hehe two of my favorites is an "A" grade restraunt sign in our kitchen, and a "no dumping" sign in the bathroom.
you should come over to my house... i live across the street from a ballfield and a service grage for munson twp...lots of road signs there. |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2003 : 2:45:13 PM
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DAMN captain! I may just have to visit... luckily there is always a lot of constuction going on here at UCI as they always seem to be adding a new building or something... actually I just read they are putting a new state of the art hospital on campus, so those construction sites are always good for something. |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2003 : 10:24:24 PM
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ya know when you think about it your tax dolars pay for the signs |
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2003 : 09:01:05 AM
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your tax dollars...giggle
In Virginia, your tax dollars would go to this chair i'm sitting in, this computer i'm typing on, and this bus that i sleep on at work. I'm getting paid with those same tax dollars to sleep, to post on this board, to talk to people on AIM. What a waste!!
On a related note, one of my friends has a road sign outside of his house that gets stolen a lot, "Dynamite Road." Small surprise, it's a cool name! |
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2003 : 09:27:19 AM
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Flamming Moe anyone?? |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2003 : 2:11:16 PM
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Is Dynamite Road the name of the street he lives on? If so that is a pretty cool name. Much better that the street my brother lives on... "Lovely Lane" |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2003 : 03:01:31 AM
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I remember one of our BORED members attended a high school that with one small letter change became very obscene. Can't recall the specifics now, but that seems to fit the topic. |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2003 : 4:51:55 PM
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Nope, it was simpler than that, you just had to take away one letter to make it read different. I will see if I can find it. Good ole search engine. |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2003 : 5:18:43 PM
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It was JAY quote: I think i already posted this, but the high (DON"T TELL ME TO LAY OF THE WEED JUST CAUSE I SAID "HIGH!") school in my town says Chardon High School on the front, and in one of Chardon's famous snow storms, it fell of, turning Chardon High School into....Hard-on High School...it was on all the news channels, and everybody thought it was funny, so the school left the "c" off for the rest of the school year, but put it back up in the summer. And now if you go up to the school, there are aboot thirty screws in it so it won't fall down again...yes, good ole Chardon
from:http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=573
Speaking of funny road signs, I rediscoved this one from another thread while searching for the Chardon reference:
For the history and location of this sign, SEE: http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2204 |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 07/14/2003 : 7:04:00 PM
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LOL at both of those Fluffy, glad you brought them up. Now that I have internet in my new apt I'll try to post some pics of my signs around the house. |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 7:54:45 PM
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quote: Now that I have internet in my new apt I'll try to post some pics of my signs around the house
as I said:
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god Kevin |
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prsmartin
Yak Addict
USA
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prsmartin
Yak Addict
USA
547 Posts |
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prsmartin
Yak Addict
USA
547 Posts |
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