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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
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 Posted - 06/28/2003 : 03:52:27 AM
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http://maddox.xmission.com/
Anyone ever read this guy's articles? He's a funny guy, just don't take him seriously, or you'll be offended at every turn. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2003 : 09:28:39 AM
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HAHAHA I wasn't offended in the least! Didn't read all of them but the ones I did really made me laugh! Guess which one I read first?
Huge balls? Now why would you say that? OK OK OK you're right, hehe |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
1099 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2003 : 5:55:33 PM
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5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
LAME. Who has time for this? Sounds like something out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock climbing or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of the bitch on a beach and a guy runs up behind her and puts his arms around her. Good job dumbass, you're dating a skank with herpes.
My sentiments exactly...I've always thought those herpes commercials were weird. |
Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque an Alien Abductee! |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2003 : 7:14:03 PM
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i've been reading maddox for likea year now. almost every article is based on a thought i've had, worded almost word for word. (minus the anti-lotr page.) everyone i know seriously thinks that maddox is actually, me, and friend, and a friend of that friend. that how much we are like him.
maddox is incredible. |
death to false metal. |
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bizarroeric
Is Anybody Here?
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Posted - 07/02/2003 : 01:50:31 AM
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| Seriously, Maddox's page is the only page that's ever screamed "Best site in the universe" and totally not been lying. |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2003 : 07:38:32 AM
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| Whoa...that's odd. |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2003 : 11:42:58 AM
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Yeah, but the whole thing is not to take him that seriously.
And half the time he does have some pretty good points. The whole vegeitarian/PETA article. And when he posts about something, he does his research.
But a lot of the time it's just sattirical. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2003 : 6:26:51 PM
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| What specifically are you talking about? The one about "Why Change your oil when your girlfriend can do it?"? |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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UVMDudeMan
Is Anybody Here?
USA
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Posted - 07/02/2003 : 8:03:56 PM
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Maddox sucks though, you want to know why? I have compiled many reasons:
www.uvmdudeman.com |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 02:02:24 AM
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Um....maybe I didn't see the link.
Where were your many reasons compiled at? I saw that you called him a "homo" and a child molester.
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Originally posted by UVMDudeMan, on: http://www.uvmdudeman.com/headerpage.htm
Do you know this guy ? I think you do! He is the one that went to your high school, always ridiculed everyone and thought that people cared about his opinion. He was the LOSER that you wanted to dropkick to the head every time he talked because of his sarcastic tone and repulsive odor. You can tell by the way he writes that he masturbates to computer programming books and gay porn. So, the internet is now a medium in which losers can be popular by making a website that people like! Even though some of his articles are funny, you know he is THE guy that picked his nose and ate it, he is THE guy that never had a girlfriend until he was 26 at which time she convinced him he was gay after spending a considerable amount of time with him, he is THE guy that for some reason or another is just crazy enough to think that his website makes him cool, he is THE guy that is gayer than AIDS, he makes me throw up in my mouth. We have proven by the picture above that Maddox is gay, and no, of course that won't stop us from going to his website and laughing occasionally, but at least we'll know what kind of person really creates that material. The best page in the universe ? I think not Maddox, but definitely the best gay page in the universe.
Those of you who find our websites similar must remember: Maddox is a 30 year old child molester, and we are so much cooler.
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Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 5:18:10 PM
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yeah, that's great, if you ignore the fact that all you did was call him gay. you really didn't "compile reasons" so much as use the word gay too much to describe something bad. but, i'm a fair man, and i'm here to help, so i'm going to compile reasons why what you wrote is worthless, just to show you what compiling reasons looks like.
1. you didn't compile anything.
2. you used the word "gay" way too much.
3. you applied the word "gay" to things that have no sexual preference.
4. you called maddox gay, even thought you said he had a girlfriend at 26.
5. you claimed he was a child molester, but didn't have an evidence.
there. i compiled 5 reasons why your post was worthless and a waste of everyone's time. for practice, try to compile 5 reasons why you're sorry for being a moron. |
death to false metal. |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 1:43:27 PM
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| It's like the pot calling the kettle black. Or however that one saying goes. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2003 : 03:43:04 AM
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| and we never heard from UVMdudeman again! hehehehehehehe |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy         
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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UVMDudeMan
Is Anybody Here?
USA
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Posted - 07/11/2003 : 4:04:20 PM
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You miss me Fluffy? I don't know that the Star Trek/Star Wars observation was exactly accurate. I'd say it's more like me making the observation that Maddox is a loser, and probably got beat up constantly in highschool, but now has a website and thinks he is cool as opposed to me, who has been cool since the get-go.
He calls himself a pirate...remember that |
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2003 : 4:20:20 PM
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| Indeed he is and if we could get Maddox here I could offer them both a Flaming Moe and maybe they could settle their differences. I doubt it but it is a wonderful thought, ahhhh Utopia!!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 08/02/2003 : 11:01:47 AM
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| yeah, you were cool from the get go, as was that think-piece you wrote about how maddox is gay. i challenge you to respond to me without reference my percieved sexual orientation. you can't do it. you have no game and nothing to say. |
death to false metal. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/02/2003 : 11:31:07 PM
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| Boo YA! As much as I agree with you Dan, I don't think we'll hear from him again. But, maybe it's better that way. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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