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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
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 Posted - 03/03/2003 : 07:34:59 AM
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Hey, did ya think I wouldn't notice? hehehe.
How are you? And Liz???? I thought of her when I heard the latest on TIM. Sounds a lot like what she went through last fall! Her rib injuries were from coughing too if I recall correctly.
Welcome to the board. So glad I got to meet you at the show!
Now don't be shy about posting!hehe Look forward to hearing from you! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Hoover
Is Anybody Here?
USA
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Posted - 03/03/2003 : 08:28:25 AM
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Hi PJk; Thanks for the welcome. Liz keeps telling me about the postings. Got somejokes for everybody A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win"
sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a
motorhome! I've won a motorhome!" The waitress says, "That's
impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch." But the blonde keeps on screaming,
"I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!" Finally, the manager comes over
and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly
won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize!" The blonde says,
"No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!" And she hands the ticket to
the manager and HE reads Win-a-bagel Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide Well Let's see now...
No beer, No booze, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No
football.
Never even a nice pair of legs in front of you as you stroll down the
street. No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties,No
hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No
shellfish.Not
even frozen fish sticks. Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are
no
doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas. You can't shave, your wife
can't
shave, You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over
burning
camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all
times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better
deposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
Is there a mystery here?
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2003 : 5:44:45 PM
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| HAHAHA those are pretty good Hoover! Glad to see you started posting! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2003 : 4:11:38 PM
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Hey there Pam, thanks for welcoming my sweetie!
Glad to see you posting honey! |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2003 : 4:30:09 PM
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| Pam I still haven't totally recovered with my ribs. And stupid me fell out of the bed over a week ago and tore up my ribs on the same side. The bedside table drawer was open and I slammed into it. Don't ask how I did it! LOL! Hoover took good care of me and put ice on it. |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2003 : 7:01:08 PM
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Welcome hoover... hope you don't... suck? I'm sure you've never heard that one before.
Liz, are you just a walking calamity? |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2003 : 8:20:41 PM
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Geez Liz that had to hurt! Hope you are feeling better! I guess Tim can expect to be sore for some TIMe then, eh?
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2003 : 8:38:00 PM
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Jeff someTIMes I feel like a walking train wreck! LOL! Seriously everyTIMe I start to get better something else happens. I'm having numbness in my left hand, my pinky and ring finger. So I have to take valium next week for a test, an EMG. They have to stick needles in me, oh joy. I think I'll need more than valium, LOL! Good thing Hoover is taking me, I don't think I would be safe driving, not that I would attempt it, LOL! He is such a good man, I don't know what I would do without him.
And by the way, rib injuries are very painful. The spasms are the worst.
Jeff, Hoover got his nickname from his appetite growing up. He's my big teddy bear. Thanks for welcoming my sweetie too. |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2003 : 8:53:00 PM
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Liz, sorry to hear you are having so many physical problems! Sure doesn't seem fair. As for the EMG don't sweat it. Many years ago I developed some serious health problems, they thought I had MS. I underwent EMG's of both legs 3 times! Not to scare you but they stick needles in you and then run electrical charges between them. They measure the TIMe it takes for the impulses to travel and do a bunch of calculations. Anyway, I had them done at one doctors office and 2 hospitals and I walked in to have them done and the one TIMe they did it so long and so much I couldn't walk for awhile afterwards.
I also had to have a mylogram which nearly killed me. My doctor told me he thought at one point I was going to die! Believe me, it was a long TIMe ago, but when I say I can sympathize with you it is true! |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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Posted - 03/05/2003 : 10:15:50 PM
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Pam I don't have much to stick if you know what I mean. I just hope they don't hit my bones. I know I have something going on with my ulnar nerve. It probably has something to do with the way I sleep. My arm is all twisted up, it's hard to explain. Anyway, it can't be as bad as childbirth, LOL, or went I broke my wrist, hee hee. I can laugh about it now. I'm an idiot! |
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Welcome Hoover!!!!
