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spiff
Is Anybody Here?
USA
5 Posts |
Posted - 12/29/2002 : 11:08:03 PM
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i was in NJ yesterdayand it smelles funny ..... it wasnt just because i WAS there why do some parts of NJ smell so bad
ALso AKA "milk Duds" or "whoppers:
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go beat it with a cheese grater (: |
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spiff
Is Anybody Here?
USA
5 Posts |
Posted - 12/29/2002 : 11:10:27 PM
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whats in milk duds ?????? |
go beat it with a cheese grater (: |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2002 : 03:49:27 AM
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I dunno, but there ssoo good. Its what I like to eat sometimes when I go see a movie. |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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rhymsesthecat
Try A Little Harder
USA
64 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2002 : 4:27:23 PM
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i think a mix of milk and dud with chocolate on the outside
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Dickey500
Chatterbox
USA
144 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2002 : 11:31:41 PM
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I'm not sure what the incredibly unnatural substance in Milk Duds is, but I know if you chew up a mouthful and toss them at a movie screen, they stick and slide down at an incredibly slow rate. The "milk dud streak" is an awesome way to make a crappy movie much more entertaining...kinda like the pickle races in Billy Madison. |
"All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out." - Mark Twain |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2002 : 11:48:25 PM
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"She's like a Milkdud, Lis. Sweet on the outside, poison on the inside."
I've never liked Milkduds. Yuk! |
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Dickey500
Chatterbox
USA
144 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2002 : 11:51:58 PM
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should we even attempt to tackle the subject of Jujubes? It's like vulcanized rubber in all the colors of the rainbow. Should we really call it candy? I mean, anything that can pull the teeth out of your mouth if chewed to fervently can't be deemed "safe." |
"All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out." - Mark Twain |
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Jamie M
Chatterbox
Canada
404 Posts |
Posted - 12/31/2002 : 02:02:44 AM
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Hey, back off man, I love jujubes! I have a suggestion for you, try putting them in the microwave for a few seconds until they get soft. That's when they're at their best. |
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Dickey500
Chatterbox
USA
144 Posts |
Posted - 12/31/2002 : 12:23:04 PM
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hmmmm...warm jujubes. Interesting idea - but, HOT candy? All I keep thinking about is that final scene from Ferris Bueller's Day Off when the girl on the bus offers Ed Rooney a gummy bear that was in her pocket all day. |
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rhymsesthecat
Try A Little Harder
USA
64 Posts |
Posted - 12/31/2002 : 6:46:57 PM
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"All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out." - Mark Twain
i like that good quote |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2003 : 3:30:23 PM
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As it says on the box, chocolate covered CARAMEL
In 1928, Milton J. Holloway took over F. Hoffman & Company of Chicago, the original manufacturer of Milk Duds chocolate covered caramels.
The Milk Duds name came about because the original idea was to have a perfectly round piece. Since this was found to be impossible, the word "duds" was used. The word "milk" was used to reflect the large amount of milk in the product.
Holloway sold the business to Beatrice Foods in 1960. Leaf purchased the business in 1986 and, in 1992, the production of Milk Duds moved to Leaf's Robinson, Illinois, plant. Hershey Foods Corporation acquired the Leaf North America confectionery operations from Huhtamaki Oy of Helsinki, Finland in 1996.
From the Straight Dope:
Dear Cecil:Why are Milk Duds called Milk Duds? The "milk" part is obvious (milk chocolate), but what, in a confectionery sense, are duds? --David English, Somerville, Massachusetts
Cecil replies: You got a problem with Milk Duds, David? You would prefer maybe the Milk of Dynamic Overachievement? Still, I understand where you're coming from. Milk Duds. Milk Losers. Milk Hopeless Lamers. These don't seem like names calculated to move product. Then again, candy names in general tend to be on the inscrutable side. What, in a confectionary sense, is a skittle? A twix? A jujube? How do they come up with these names, anyway? Does it involve drugs? Once that nice Mr. Ashcroft gets done straightening out the Ay-rabs, he really ought to look into the candy business.But you want the facts. I turned to the Milk Dud Website. (What, you thought I'd have to file suit under the Freedom of Information Act?) I learned the following facts: (1) "In 1928, Milton J. Holloway took over F. Hoffman & Company of Chicago, the original manufacturer of Milk Duds chocolate covered caramels." The brand passed through many other hands in subsequent years and is now owned by Hershey. (2) "The Milk Duds name came about because the original idea was to have a perfectly round piece. Since this was found to be impossible, the word 'duds' was used."On the one hand you have to wonder what kind of marketing department sits around and thinks, "Hm. How can we call attention to the defects of our product?" On the other hand, there's a sort of heroism in this approach. Here's the product development team, contemplating a bunch of nonspherical chocolate covered caramels lying forlornly on the lab bench. Their leader speaks: "You know, boys, if this were New York or Los Angeles, we'd go nuts trying to put a positive spin on this, like here's the alternative candy for those who aren't afraid to be a little off-center and blah blah blah. But this is Chicago. I say we just call a spade a spade." |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2003 : 3:36:11 PM
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Apparently there is a scandinavian variation on the Milk Dud:
TOP ELEVEN SLOGANS FOR MILK DUDS
11. You aren't a dud if you have this milk
10. Milk Duds...dud they are good.
9. They are better than dud milk.
8. Milk Duds...we look like small turds, but we taste lot better.
7. Milk Duds...neither milk nor dud...discuss.
6. Milk Duds...they don't leave a mustache.
5. Milk Duds...leave them in your underwear and see what happens
4. Milk Duds...low in calories, high in enjoyment.
3. Milk Duds, not a cure for cancer, but darn they're good
2. Hey, Milk Duds gave herpes to lab rats, but is that a bad thing?
1. They are dudlicious.
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Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2003 : 3:39:44 PM
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Hummm, interesting, never knew Milk Duds were made by Hershey's. I guess that is because they were never my favorite candy. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2003 : 3:44:48 PM
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Unlike Milk Duds, Whoppers are MALTED milk balls
WHOPPERS Malted Milk Balls
The Overland Candy Company introduced a malted milk candy product called Giants in 1939. In 1947, Overland merged with Chicago Biscuit Company, Leaf Gum and Leaf Machinery. Leaf Brands reintroduced malted milk balls in 1949 under the name of Whoppers. The Whoppers brand, along with all other products manufactured by Leaf Brands, was purchased by W.R. Grace in the 60s. The brands were later repurchased by Leaf in 1976. Hershey Foods Corporation acquired the Leaf North America confectionery operations from Huhtamaki Oy of Helsinki, Finland in 1996.
Whoppers were first sold unwrapped, two for one cent. After the creation of cellophane wrapping machines, smaller Whoppers were packaged in cellophane and sold five for one cent. These were called "Fivesomes." Soon after, Leaf introduced the first confectionery milk carton package. In the early 70s, different flavors were tried and sometime between 1949 and 1952 an egg-shaped Whopper was introduced for Easter. A few years later, Robin Eggs were added to the line. Many sizes and varieties of Robin Eggs were developed and sold.
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Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Jamie M
Chatterbox
Canada
404 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2003 : 6:15:49 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Dickey500
hmmmm...warm jujubes. Interesting idea - but, HOT candy? All I keep thinking about is that final scene from Ferris Bueller's Day Off when the girl on the bus offers Ed Rooney a gummy bear that was in her pocket all day.
Don't make it hot... Just put them on defrost or something. I learned this cause once I left a bag of them in the direct sun for a few hours... And they were delicious!
I love Whoppers too. Way better than Milk Duds. |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2003 : 09:07:29 AM
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I like Sugar Daddies
Milk Duds would elude one into thinking that there was a creamy white substance in the middle of that chocolate. Milky Duds! |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2003 : 10:15:10 PM
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I'm a white chocolate man myself, and I am pretty sure that is made from a creamy WHITE substance as well. |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2003 : 8:22:41 PM
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I HATE white chocolate.....I like chocolate brown and only brown!!! The darker the better.....hehehe
Fluffy,so what's up with you and milky white substances? Oh, wait don't answer that, I will just take my place in the gutter now, thank you.hehehe |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2003 : 10:27:24 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Fluffy
Yay, Fluffy!! I love Whoppers! They are great snacks at the movies. Twizzlers are also good, and Red Vines will do in a pinch.
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2003 : 10:33:04 PM
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You know what else is good for the movies... |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2003 : 10:34:08 PM
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Yes, thats right... a flaming moe. |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2003 : 10:42:49 PM
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LOL |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2003 : 2:09:43 PM
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Many moons before you were posting on the board, there was a discussion that included my love for Miracle Whip and it was then referred to as "a creamy white substance". Of course, then, the conversation took a decidedly more disgusting discussion of creamy white substances. Now I like to bring it up at any opportunity that I can. I am just sick that way. HEHE |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2003 : 4:34:40 PM
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Oh, I understand....I must be just as sick as you or worse because I think the new meaning is a lot more fun....hehehe! |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2003 : 10:50:11 PM
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NOONE is sicker than ME!!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2003 : 11:15:51 PM
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I don't know about that but I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, hehehe. |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2003 : 11:51:44 PM
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YEAH, I win, I am the SICKEST!!!!(maybe that's why I can't get a date) |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2003 : 11:57:40 PM
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Oh, yeah right, like I am really going to believe you can't get a date???? HAHAHAHAHA
Hey, why don't you and Evergreen get together? Not that I am trying to play matchmaker or anything.....hehehehehe |
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
1099 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2003 : 5:26:10 PM
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For some reason, the title of this post made me think of the scene in Kids In the Hall "Brain Candy" where the cabby tells the passengers what he is SURE is in the happiness drug they develop in the movie...
[1/7/98 -l] Cut to a cab with Lacey and Raj in it.
LACEY: Well Casey's on it.
RAJ: Uchera's on it.
LACEY: Robi's on it.
RAJ: Seven's on it.
LACEY: Josh is on it.
RAJ: Sky is on it.
LACEY: Well of course Sky's on it. Sky's on everything.
RAJ: Yeah. Including you!
LACEY: Once!
RAJ: Yeah, well. (they both laugh)
CABBIE: It's made from monkey come, you know.
RAJ: Pardon me?
CABBIE: The drug, it's made from monkey come. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know, and then they make them jack off and then they boil it or something and that's what they drug is made of.
RAJ: They make them jack off?
CABBIE: Oh yeah. They show them this animal pornography. Kinky stuff like two dogs making love to a cat or a bat and a pig, you know.
RAJ: That's bullshit!
Cabbie screeches to a stop.
CABBIE: O.K. you two. Out of my cab. I don't like that kind of language, alright?
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2003 : 3:58:18 PM
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I love that KITH skit! eeeewwwww Monkey cum! Not a favorite creamy white substance. (Insert mr. yuk face here)
quote: Hey, why don't you and Evergreen get together?
I just don't think it would ever work out. I'm a bit demanding, actually VERY demanding. I'd have him slaving all the TIMe. Collar, leash and whip type of deal. "Do this, do that. Get me this, get me that"! And there would be no mac and cheese or miracle whip EVER, he'd have to find a whole new kind of creamy white substance to eat and I hate mayo AND miracle whip. I'm possessive and clingy and he probably couldn't even go to the bathroom without me having to know where he was going. And all those crazy colored flashy clothes he wears...well they'd have to go too. We better just be friends instead. He'd just wanna smack me all the TIMe otherwise. Sorry to burst your little fantasy bubble Pam! But we have to think about Fluffy here! Tim doesn't need a miserable tour manager! But it was a nice thought! |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 08:34:08 AM
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quote: Collar, leash and whip type of deal.
No problem there. quote: And there would be no mac and cheese or miracle whip EVER,
Well THIS is RIGHT OUT!!! NO WAY!! CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT!! quote: he'd have to find a whole new kind of creamy white substance to eat and I hate mayo AND miracle whip.
As I have said TIMe and TIMe again, as long as it isn't cottage cheese, we can talk. quote: I'm possessive and clingy and he probably couldn't even go to the bathroom without me having to know where he was going.
I find it HARD to pee when accompanied to the bathroom. quote: And all those crazy colored flashy clothes he wears...well they'd have to go too.
Naked is good for me!! quote: We better just be friends instead.
HMMMMM, friends who are naked, peeing together, wearing leashes and collars, and eating creamy white substances? Sounds like and S&M relationship I was once in. I think if these things were happening we would be more than friends. quote: He'd just wanna smack me all the TIMe otherwise.
Did you say spankings? Spankings are also OK. Especially when accompanied by collars, whips and leashes.
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Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 09:17:03 AM
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Geeze Fluffy, you were right....you are way sicker than I am!!!! Sounds to me like I made the right call....you two ARE meant for each other!
So glad I was never in a S&M relationship!Guess whatever turns you on but thats just SICK!
I'm into to satin sheets, oils and sweet gentle messages using hands and tongue! Slow and sensual! Now that is making love.... |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2003 : 10:45:00 AM
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Pjk, Have you met Xar yet? You may not want to read his posts HaHaHa!!
I guess I WAS being kinda mean. I should be Nice instead of Naughty. OK Fluffy, you can have the mac and cheese AND the miracle whip. sincerely, N&N |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/14/2003 : 12:15:07 AM
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For the record, I have never had an S&M relationship, but I do have to say, to each his own. As long as it doesn't hurt anyone else(who doesn't want to be hurt, that is) As far as making love vs fucking, I prefer BOTH. There is a TIMe and a place for each and I believe you can have both at the same TIMe as a wonderful relationship. To me, variety spices up the sex life of a couple and nothing is off limits as long as both want to give it a try. Don't get me wrong, I am a sick puppy, but I just wanted you to know that I am a sick puppy for the right reasons and not just some sick, depraved, alternative sex freak.(Although I am one of those as well. HEHE) If a couple wants to role play, use toys or whatever, to each his own. As long as it does not infringe upon my rights or safety, or anyone elses, they can do whatever they like and I will think none the less of them. Give me satin sheets, oils and candles as well, just let me be tied up on the satin sheets and have the oils rubbed on me before the candle wax is dripped all over my body. Who's says that just because you are into alternative lifestyles you can't be a romantic? The two are not exclusive. Just my thoughts on the matter. If you think I am a sick puppy I just want it to be for the RIGHT reasons, not the wrong ones HEHE.
And Evergreen, if the Mac & Cheese and Miracle Whip are back in, I guess you got a date. HEHE |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 01/14/2003 : 11:25:20 AM
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quote: As far as making love vs fucking, I prefer BOTH.
quote: If a couple wants to role play, use toys or whatever, to each his own.
quote: And Evergreen, if the Mac & Cheese and Miracle Whip are back in, I guess you got a date.
Only if you wear a ring for me, because it'll be so hard when we're apart.
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2003 : 7:49:51 PM
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Whoa Fluffy, I almost missed this one. It's been a slow night so I am catching up on posts I didn't get a chance to read last week.
So glad you were never in a S/M relationship. I am confused by the rest of your post though. Right reasons/wrong reasons???? I am thinking you were talking about choice but not quite sure.
As for Evergreen, whats up with the ring???? He said ok to a date not to marriage......unless I missed a whole lot more than I thought?????
Once again, Confusion Reigns Supreme! |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2003 : 8:35:40 PM
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Oh my I think it's TIMe for a krispie cream donut! LOL! That a ring Fluff! |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 02/03/2003 : 5:21:09 PM
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A crispy cream ring? NOW, that sounds perverted! HEHE |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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