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dirtysloth
Fluffy-Esque
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
 Posted - 11/07/2002 : 08:22:32 AM
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"I like my eggs like I like my alcohol, in a shotglass filled with alcohol (minus eggs)."
Hehe...that was just too funny.
Here's what I am (seriously, and I answered honestly).
You're a Sex on the Beach! Your party-hard eccentricity is exceeded only by your urge to hump like a rabbit. You live by the 'Sex, or be sexed' motto.
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Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 08:30:52 AM
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CONGRATS!
You're an Shirley Temple! In the alcoholic world, you have no respect. You can't hold your liqour, you're usually designated driver, and in general, you're just a woman/bad person.
Hehe.....it's funny because it's true. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 08:42:46 AM
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| I'm glad I didn't get martini...eeww...those are nasty to me (no offence dirtydirty). |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 09:51:39 AM
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You're a Gin & Tonic! Smart, but mellow you let conversation come to you. |
Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 10:03:24 AM
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 10:09:08 AM
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I've never even heard of that one Xar.
And you know until yesterday I didn't ever know your signature quote was from Marylin Manson (even if it was discussed here before, which I imagine it was...) in Disposable Teens. |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 10:21:37 AM
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| I too have never heard of that drink. Yes, Disposable Teens. Good stuff. |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 10:24:23 AM
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| Hey Patrick O, I'm a martini too! |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 2:29:42 PM
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I'm a Cosmopolitan...mondern, hip, and always in fashion. A regular slave to society!!!! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 3:40:33 PM
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I'm a Jello Shooter
I'm a jello shot, quick painless and wiggly. I tend to get
people messed up without delay. I'm an absolute essential for
any party just like toilets!
Interesting because I've been known to down a few jello shots periodically, in fact they are one of my fav's.
I got the biggest kick out of question # 9.
Your ideal first date with someone is...............................
a concert and a bag of weed.
Too Funny!
I also have a funny story about sex on the beach(the drink!!). I used to be a bartender in Lake Placid, NY at a swank resort right on the lake. One time we were hosting a big corporate week where all these high falooting mucky mucks were around. One day when all the corporate wives were in the bar while their husbands were golfing I introduced them to sex on the beaches. I couldn't make the blenders go fast enough to keep these crazy women satisfied. They were guzzling like crazy and getting more wasted by the minute. They were getting the biggest kick out of the name of the drink. None of them had heard of one and they thought for sure that I had made the name up. Asking me, whats that drink called again, fully knowing, and then rolling around laughing(sheltered life or prudish?) So I got the idea of making them do shots of them off the bar with no hands. Hands behind the back, if you use them or spill it, you drink another one. By this time the prim and proper, well dressed and pressed women were putting their whole mouths over the shot glass and sloshing them down with no hands. It was the funniest thing I had seen bartending and I'd seen alot. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 3:48:08 PM
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putting their whole mouths over ... and sloshing them down with no hands.
Oh my...ooohhhh my... |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 3:51:07 PM
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| I knew you'd like that |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 4:40:23 PM
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Hey Evergreen, I was a "Tim board" lurker until Liz talked me out of it...just wanted to say I get such a laugh from the things you write about....the bartender story is halirious!!! I have been around those types of conventions where the men go one way, the women the other and I could just picture that happening. You are sooo funny. Some TIMe everyone from the board has to go to see Tim play at the same venue...now that would be wild!!!! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 6:44:13 PM
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Very cool Patrick, I'm one of those people that are what you see is what you get! LOL! |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 6:51:12 PM
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Hmm, well...what you get with a martini is pretty much what you see ... vodka ... drunk ...
And if you drink Everclear straight, then you've got some serious problems. And that's not a good thing. |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2002 : 8:05:42 PM
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| Heres a stiff drink: A FlamingJoemoe |
'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2002 : 04:50:22 AM
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I can't believe with those weird questions mine actually came out to one of the my fave drinks, and keep in mind they are few.
CONGRATS!
You're a Strawberry Daiqery! You're the person that everyone just wants to have sex with. Nothing more, nothing less. |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy         
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2002 : 11:53:06 AM
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Like brother like sister...
Only these people can't spell. It's spelled one way on the picture and another way in the quote. Tacky.
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teri 
Twittering about the DC adventure since Dec '09...
(Micro)Blog * Photo Album
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2002 : 11:58:55 AM
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Okay I must be a total lush, because I've heard of depth charges. Actally, since I've never drunk one, maybe I just have a lot of lush friends. I did go to quite a drinking school...
Also, the no-handed shots that Evergreen was talking about are often referred to as "blow jobs" for obvious reasons.
teri
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2002 : 12:16:04 PM
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No hands shot...hehe...
Anyone ever heard of a "mind eraser"?
I wish that's what I'd been. |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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SpaceMonkey
Chatterbox
315 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2002 : 3:33:02 PM
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| Vodka & Tonic with a twist of lime....I don't know what similarities I share with this drink, but I sure like drinkin'em! Uh-huh! |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2002 : 12:37:32 PM
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| Hey SpaceMonkey, is that your fave drink or is that the answer the quiz gave you? Or is it both, that would be weird!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2002 : 10:30:31 PM
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CONGRATS!
You're a WHITE RUSSIAN!
Milky, cloudy and gross, you're a horrible drink. Who got you to try it anyway?
Vodka = Kudos.
Kaluhua = Kudos.
Milk = You're a damn fool
Well that sucks, I'm a horrible drink...
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"Now that's ripe!"
lnk cr b82rez 2g4
"Me was tryin' to save time."
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2002 : 11:27:46 AM
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| You're a Vampire! Hisssss! You're the oddball who sits quietly at parties. You rarely speak, but when you do, its usually so crazy that you probably shouldnt have said it at all. You dumb vampire. |
death to false metal. |
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SpaceMonkey
Chatterbox
315 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2002 : 1:12:23 PM
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| Dude, I can't be a White Russain!?!?!...they suck! |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 11/27/2002 : 11:37:02 PM
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| I thought you were a Vodka & Tonic with a twist of Lime? |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2002 : 08:56:33 AM
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I'm confused too....so what else is new? This said I was a Cosmopolitan but I wish I had been a Kamikaze because that's my favorite drink! Vodka and triple sec...don't know what else is in them but they sure are good and go down so easy..... |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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SpaceMonkey
Chatterbox
315 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2002 : 12:23:17 PM
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| Nah, my pre-test prediction was Vodka & Tonic because I drink them at an alarming rate....but I am a caucasian and I have Russain in my blood so I guess this is an accurate assesment. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2002 : 12:32:17 PM
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Ha, this is what I am.
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Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2002 : 1:05:55 PM
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| Ooooooh Very Nice!!!!! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2002 : 5:24:58 PM
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| One thing nice about Thanksgiving is after dinner I can drink and relax and not go anywhere! (Can't drink before dinner or I'd screw it up!hehehe) Suffice to say I am feeling no pain right now!!! |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2002 : 7:35:31 PM
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ROTFLMAO Hey enthuTIMsiast, if that is what the "drink test" assessed for you, I would say you are an ALCOHOLIC!! HEHE
Moe:Phone call for Al, Al Coholic!!
PS: I will never open this thread again as it took over 6 minutes to open with my slow-ass 56k modem. SERIOUSLY |
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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What drink are you?
