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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
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 Posted - 09/06/2002 : 02:22:19 AM
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BEIJING -- Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State of the Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best."
Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.
"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."
"Get up an move... or I'll put a curse on you... that all your children will be born naked." – Hendrix |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 04:06:40 AM
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Hahahahaha!!! Lemme guess........theonion.com?
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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Erich with an h
Yak Addict
USA
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Posted - 09/06/2002 : 04:08:20 AM
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haha... yeah, that sounds really oniony 
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 04:10:35 AM
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I'd say it smells really oniony.....
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 11:23:37 AM
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hehe...
Brought a tear to my eye, so I'm calling Onion, too...
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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Posted - 09/06/2002 : 11:26:49 AM
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That's what I thought, but the friend who sent it to me said it wasn't from the onion...i dunno.
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 09/06/2002 : 11:35:03 AM
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Maybe it's from the Axis of Just as Onion?
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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Posted - 09/06/2002 : 11:44:12 AM
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Maybe it is...maybe it is.....
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Erich with an h
Yak Addict
USA
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 4:43:34 PM
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Maybe it's from the Axis of Just as Onion?
hehe.......I'd read that!
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 5:02:50 PM
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What would a parody of the Onion actuall be?
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2002 : 04:19:01 AM
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I would say serious news........but I haven't seen any in a long TIMe, and I'm not even sure it exists anymore.
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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Posted - 09/07/2002 : 09:46:22 AM
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The Mcneil Leher new on PBS is one of the only "un-dateline-ified" news programs left. They just report whats happening, they don't speculate or extrapolate or quantate. Or Masturbate..hehehe
"Get up an move... or I'll put a curse on you... that all your children will be born naked." – Hendrix |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2002 : 3:29:59 PM
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No masterbation?! Now I've lost interest.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2002 : 7:21:34 PM
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So you mean that a news reporter would finish a segemnt, masterbate, and then contimue on with the news? That would be different.
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 10/26/2002 : 2:19:03 PM
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| Hmm, yes it would. It could be cool, too, as long as the reporter was Mary Jane...who incidentally will be a hooker in her newest movie. A hooker that likes very very erotic sex... |
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I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 9:40:29 PM
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| Who's Mary Jane? |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 9:52:39 PM
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| MARY JANE YOU BITCH! Mary Jane from Spiderman. Kirsten Dunst. Mmm I can't wait. |
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I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 9:55:29 PM
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| Geez.....sorry.....why didn't you just say Kirsten Dunst in the first place? |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:05:18 PM
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| Because I like to think of her from her days as a wonderfully beautiful comic book character. |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:08:31 PM
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| OK.......maybe you should go see a therapist. |
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2002 : 10:13:07 PM
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| I think that much is obvious. |
Tim Reynolds Downloads
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. - Leo Kottke
I hate beating people over the head with anything. We can all make up our own minds. What we don’t have is enough music. More music please. - Leo Kottke |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
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Posted - 10/28/2002 : 05:04:42 AM
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| What's the NEW Mary Jane?? |
Peace & Keep the Faith
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"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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