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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee

3321 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2002 :  8:06:56 PM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/toys/B00005NEBW/qid%3D1030895887/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/002-7945624-6789659

Look at the toy... read the description... then read the reviews down below. I just about died at the one that says "my 17 year old daughter loves it too."

Too funny.

Street-Samurai
Is Anybody Here?

USA
37 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2002 :  8:19:33 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That is pretty classic. The way the kid is holding it is also very questionable.

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2002 :  8:53:58 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Oh come (hehe) on! It's just a toy that the porn industry came (again, hehe) up with to allow people who get embarrassed easily to buy vibrating, pleasure devices legitimately and without question. I mean, I have three, and people think that I just really liked the books.........that is....until I posted this message.......

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw
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Erich with an h
Yak Addict

USA
853 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2002 :  9:01:24 PM  Show Profile  Visit Erich with an h's Homepage  Send Erich with an h an AOL message  Reply with Quote
this is fucking hysterical. I doubt the validity of some of the reviews, but its reeeeeally funny

Erich w/ an h
Erichwanh@yahoo.com

Stay Tuned For The New Tim Site....
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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2002 :  02:02:35 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Silky Said:
quote:
I just about died at the one that says "my 17 year old daughter loves it too."

I think the stranger review is the the 32 year old man who "RIDES" it as well. How long is he spending on the broom a day that he knows exactly how long it takes the batteries to run out? And then complains it isn't long enuf, I really wonder more about him. The 17 year old girl's jubilation does not surprise me at all.
quote:
I'm 32 and enjoy riding the broom as much as my 12 yr old and 7 year old. The vibrations, along with the swooshing sounds make for a very magical journey! It is a very durable toy, as well. My only complaint is, I wish the batteries didn't run out quite so quickly!
This toy is a wonderful escape into a world of imagination!


And could they have made the product picture with the kid any more suggestive? I THINK NOT!!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee

USA
2342 Posts

Posted - 09/13/2002 :  03:13:56 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That is easily the funniest thing i've seen today. But as one woman said on a review,
"Personally, it's just a broom stick, don't waste your time."

"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee

3321 Posts

Posted - 09/13/2002 :  10:27:26 AM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Damn... I didn't see the one where the person was talking about their 17 year old, or the one that exclaims that their daughter will be using it, but without the batteries. Those were the best ones.

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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 09/22/2002 :  7:52:22 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
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quote:
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I'm 32 and enjoy riding the broom as much as my 12 yr old and 7 year old. The vibrations, along with the swooshing sounds make for a very magical journey! It is a very durable toy, as well. My only complaint is, I wish the batteries didn't run out quite so quickly!
This toy is a wonderful escape into a world of imagination!
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worlds of imagination, eh? LOL!!!!!!

A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1687 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2002 :  02:01:28 AM  Show Profile  Send LizT an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:
This item is not stocked or has been discontinued.


LOL! I wonder why???

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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2002 :  7:01:21 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
now that u mention it i wondered why i couldn't buy one...i mean order one FUCK....oh screw it i'll take 2

A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word
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GuitarGuy305
Alien Abductee

USA
2007 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2002 :  2:46:52 PM  Show Profile  Send GuitarGuy305 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
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riding it around her room or outside in her yard until she's exhausted






Adam

Everybody's talkin' at me, I can't hear a word they're sayin'...Just driving 'round in Jon Voight's car...

Email: Guitar_Boy1@yahoo.com

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GuitarGuy305
Alien Abductee

USA
2007 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2002 :  2:48:45 PM  Show Profile  Send GuitarGuy305 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
BTW, did they delete some of the funnier reviews? There are only 5 now.


Adam

Everybody's talkin' at me, I can't hear a word they're sayin'...Just driving 'round in Jon Voight's car...

Email: Guitar_Boy1@yahoo.com

AIM: GuitarGuy305
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque

Kazakhstan
1099 Posts

Posted - 10/03/2002 :  5:49:39 PM  Show Profile  Send therippa an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Someone called Mattell to verify that this is infact a vibrator...listen and enjoy!

http://www.theserialcaller.com/index5.html

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Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque

"I heard Tim stopped playing with Dave when he got pregnant"
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