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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
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 Posted - 09/02/2002 : 01:50:06 AM
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Wow... now I know that she and I DO have at least one thing in common. This is some good reporting here.
-J
http://www.suntimes.co.za/2002/08/2...page/back01.asp
Britney turned on by lesbian porn
Pop star gets tight with sultry adult-movie queen
EXHAUSTED pop princess Britney Spears loves watching lesbian pornographic videos and is a good friend of one of the stars, say friends.
She has befriended Jenna Jameson, a sultry porn actress who "swings both ways" on screen.
And in June, 21-year-old Spears, who is now taking a prolonged rest from show business, amazed people at Club Spin in Miami Beach, Florida, by turning up at an after-hours party thrown by porn producers Vivid Entertainment. They put out such titillating titles as On Her Back, Where The Boys Aren't, She Town and Blonde on Blonde.
An insider told the US magazine Globe: "Britney was surrounded by porn stars. They partied till the wee hours."
A friend confided: "Britney isn't the goody-two-shoes everybody thinks she is. She loves to watch porn and has her own personal collection of hot sex videos.
"Britney has an interest in all kinds of pornography.
"She is particularly taken with lesbian sex, ever since she had someone rent an all-girl video for her. She and her friends watched it together and Britney is absolutely fascinated."
The friend revealed that Spears and her friends rent raunchy movies from a store in California, near her new home.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2002 : 03:07:59 AM
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A story like that.....has got to be true!
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2002 : 09:21:48 AM
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huhuh....where the boys aren't...huhuh huh....
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
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Posted - 09/02/2002 : 7:11:42 PM
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Title of Britneys first porno: "BRITNEY SPEARS JENNA JAMESON" in this story of lesbians and strap-ons!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 02:16:30 AM
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I'd settle for a Britney solo show. Just her and a magic wand...
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 3:40:00 PM
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Or a Nimbus 2000.......
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 3:46:52 PM
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Yep, either. Anyone know how much a magic wand costs?
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 3:49:16 PM
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I think something like 7 Galleons......
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 3:52:59 PM
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Well, I DO get paid tomorrow.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 3:58:23 PM
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In wizard currency?
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 4:04:18 PM
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Nope, in barking window seals.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 4:07:22 PM
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I don't think they'll accept that........
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 4:08:37 PM
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Kumkwats?
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 4:13:17 PM
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Ooohhhhh.......I might have to refer to my wizardry-kumkwats exchange rate book for that one......
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 5:39:19 PM
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I think there's some website that does the exchange rate for you...
"Get up an move... or I'll put a curse on you... that all your children will be born naked." – Hendrix |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 6:46:56 PM
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Oh really? And where is this mythical website?
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 6:59:40 PM
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Espania.
Peace, and spread the lampshades.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 7:27:27 PM
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OK Jason, I have to ask......what's with the spreading of lampshades and pineapples and pens?
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 12:29:06 AM
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About what are you talking?
Peace, and spread the plastic wrap.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 03:57:59 AM
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Talking I am about the plastic wrap.
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 11:19:06 AM
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Well, yoda, you'll have to be more clear.
Peace and spread the force.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 4:36:05 PM
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The Schwartz?!
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2002 : 5:00:55 PM
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What's the matter with this thing? What's all that churning and bubbling? You call that a radar screen.
No, sir. We call it, "Mr. Coffee." Care for some?
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2002 : 04:17:47 AM
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"Of course! Everyone knows I drink coffee when I watch radar!"
"Of course we do, sir!"
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2002 : 04:04:22 AM
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Do you guys ever feel any guilt, any whatsoever?
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2002 : 05:07:42 AM
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I did......once......but it turned out to be indigestion.
"Always follow your heart, but use your brain." - My dad |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2002 : 8:01:36 PM
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indegestion...good one. hey how do u kno if u'r having an idea? does it feel like gas?
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2002 : 12:17:02 AM
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Well that depends on the idea and what kind of gas you are referring to. When a brilliant idea hits me, I use my favorite Calvin & Hobbes quote "This is so cool, I have to go to the bathroom!"........but other ideas result in a burp with loudness varying proportional to the magnitude of the idea.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2002 : 6:58:46 PM
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i love C and H. i have all of the books. they'r friggin' hilarios. espeialy on those real crummy days when u need a pick me up.
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2002 : 04:56:59 AM
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Yeah......I remember reading them when I was 8 and not getting a lot of the jokes because of all the big words Watterson used. But now it's even better. However, my favorite strip was when he made that Bambi eyes face when he asks for a flame thrower. I can't find of it on the internet anywhere.....
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2002 : 6:01:30 PM
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i can have it copyed from my scanner but i don't kno how to get it to show up on the MB
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Britney Spears likes lesbian porn... hehe hehehe..
