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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 6:58:31 PM
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Is it a requirement, like with the male Harley, that women have to have beer-bellies and facial hair to ride the female model?
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 7:24:36 PM
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That is really great! A special gift for the bearded, beer belly bearing Woman you love...
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone." -Son of a Boss Arthenc@hotmail.com
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 7:41:24 PM
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Although that house in the background definitely does not look like the home of the "Hells Angels". I guess you could give the chicks a leather jacket with the new Harley for women that said "Home Akers"!
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 7:49:56 PM
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Next time I see a gang of female bikers I'm going to suggest that term to them!
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone." -Son of a Boss Arthenc@hotmail.com
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 7:57:44 PM
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quote: Next time I see a gang of female bikers I'm going to suggest that term to them!
I wouldn't if I were you... You don't want to mess with a woman biker.
I work with 2 women that ride Harley's and I wouldn't go there, LOL! The one girl has a beautiful purple one!!
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 8:57:54 PM
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Hehe.......the funniest thing about that picture is that the handlebars have streamers. And now it's TIMe for.......How Fast Can You Vaccuum!!!!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 9:09:15 PM
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Silky, I seriously thought this was going to be a picture of a regular Harley with a dildo attached to the seat...
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 9:16:31 PM
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Actually, that's the Harley Davidson for men.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 9:18:40 PM
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Is there a waiting list? I'll take a shiny silver one and one with a French tickler in purple...
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 9:20:48 PM
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They're all out of those.......I checked.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 9:30:16 PM
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Out of battery operated ones, too?
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 9:39:14 PM
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Yep. Supply and demand, my friend.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 10:05:31 PM
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Well, what's left?
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 10:10:32 PM
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All they had in stock was this thing.........and they make you buy your own dildo.........notice how the back of the seat curves up for that little bit of extra enjoyment.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 10:20:12 PM
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I'll take two.
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 10:22:00 PM
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I think you get two......hence the name......and something else.....
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 11:06:44 PM
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Victoria's Secret?
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 11:08:11 PM
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No no.......think "Deuce" and "dildo"
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2002 : 8:35:03 PM
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Liz said:quote: I work with 2 women that ride Harley's and I wouldn't go there, LOL! The one girl has a beautiful purple one!!
Hey Liz, does she need a BITCH to ride on the back with her? I volunteer. I always wanted to be a female biker's BITCH!! Of course the fact that it is purple doesn't hurt one iota.
By the way, I am not sure you would need a dildo on a motorcycle. Having a motorcycle between your legs, vibrating away, kinda makes the motorcycle like one big vibrator between your legs.
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2002 : 9:10:39 PM
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"And you know this, maaaaannnnn."
____________________________________________________________ I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2002 : 11:59:17 PM
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Fluffy you have a very broad and vast amount of knowledge.
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone." -Son of a Boss Arthenc@hotmail.com
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/01/2002 : 2:30:51 PM
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Some people might say, "WISE beyond my years!!"
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2002 : 10:17:25 AM
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What can the rest of us say?
____________________________________________________________ I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2002 : 7:05:19 PM
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"Wide Empty space between my Ears"????
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2002 : 02:19:30 AM
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Why empty WHAT on Britney Spears?
____________________________________________________________ I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2002 : 02:28:35 AM
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I think the answer to that is obvious!
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2002 : 04:40:44 AM
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Why would you want to empty your load of laundry on Britney Spears?
"Always follow your heart, but use your brain." - My dad |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2002 : 06:23:06 AM
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If you have to ask, you obviously wouldn't understand.
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 04:00:33 AM
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Man, where do you guys find these pictures, hahahahaahhaa.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 08:10:31 AM
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The Harley Davidson website is my best guess.
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 4:56:08 PM
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Probably not......I know I wouldn't want to piss off those biker chicks.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2002 : 8:46:07 PM
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heh heh. this is a scream.
hey did jay ever tell you guys why they won't let wowmen be canadian mountys?
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2002 : 11:17:18 PM
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No........is it because they would get too much enjoyment out of riding?
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2002 : 7:26:03 PM
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well u kno those bumps i the front of the saddle...well add the bouncing of the horse and u'll get the idea....or the sensation...
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2002 : 8:15:47 PM
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wow.........I really didn't expect that answer! I was just joking......but damn.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2002 : 4:18:03 PM
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yeah it seemed like a logical explanation to me.
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2002 : 4:34:59 PM
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OK now THIS is funny. Couldn't let this one slip to the bottom. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2002 : 04:57:27 AM
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I can imagine how it sounds:
Vrroooommm Vaccuuuummm Vrrrroooommmmm!!!!
Vacuum the Room!!! |
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy "THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH-- A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS. THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE..." -Hunter S. Thompson |
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