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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  4:39:02 PM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote


Also... make the pillsbury dough boy fart. It's stupid, yet I just can't stop doing it.
http://www.derekgrout.com/doughboy/doughboy2/poopboy.swf

Fluffy
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  6:58:31 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Is it a requirement, like with the male Harley, that women have to have beer-bellies and facial hair to ride the female model?

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Arthen
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  7:24:36 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That is really great! A special gift for the bearded, beer belly bearing Woman you love...

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Fluffy
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  7:41:24 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Although that house in the background definitely does not look like the home of the "Hells Angels". I guess you could give the chicks a leather jacket with the new Harley for women that said "Home Akers"!

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Arthen
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  7:49:56 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Next time I see a gang of female bikers I'm going to suggest that term to them!

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LizT
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  7:57:44 PM  Show Profile  Send LizT an AOL message  Reply with Quote
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Next time I see a gang of female bikers I'm going to suggest that term to them!


I wouldn't if I were you... You don't want to mess with a woman biker.

I work with 2 women that ride Harley's and I wouldn't go there, LOL! The one girl has a beautiful purple one!!

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  8:57:54 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Hehe.......the funniest thing about that picture is that the handlebars have streamers. And now it's TIMe for.......How Fast Can You Vaccuum!!!!

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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  9:09:15 PM  Show Profile  Send enthuTIMsiast an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Silky, I seriously thought this was going to be a picture of a regular Harley with a dildo attached to the seat...

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  9:16:31 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Actually, that's the Harley Davidson for men.

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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  9:18:40 PM  Show Profile  Send enthuTIMsiast an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Is there a waiting list? I'll take a shiny silver one and one with a French tickler in purple...

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  9:20:48 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
They're all out of those.......I checked.

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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  9:30:16 PM  Show Profile  Send enthuTIMsiast an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Out of battery operated ones, too?

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  9:39:14 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Yep. Supply and demand, my friend.

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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  10:05:31 PM  Show Profile  Send enthuTIMsiast an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Well, what's left?

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  10:10:32 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
All they had in stock was this thing.........and they make you buy your own dildo.........notice how the back of the seat curves up for that little bit of extra enjoyment.



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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  10:20:12 PM  Show Profile  Send enthuTIMsiast an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I'll take two.

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  10:22:00 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I think you get two......hence the name......and something else.....

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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  11:06:44 PM  Show Profile  Send enthuTIMsiast an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Victoria's Secret?

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 08/28/2002 :  11:08:11 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
No no.......think "Deuce" and "dildo"

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Fluffy
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Posted - 08/29/2002 :  8:35:03 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Liz said:
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I work with 2 women that ride Harley's and I wouldn't go there, LOL! The one girl has a beautiful purple one!!

Hey Liz, does she need a BITCH to ride on the back with her? I volunteer. I always wanted to be a female biker's BITCH!! Of course the fact that it is purple doesn't hurt one iota.

By the way, I am not sure you would need a dildo on a motorcycle. Having a motorcycle between your legs, vibrating away, kinda makes the motorcycle like one big vibrator between your legs.

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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 08/29/2002 :  9:10:39 PM  Show Profile  Send enthuTIMsiast an AOL message  Reply with Quote
"And you know this, maaaaannnnn."

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Arthen
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Posted - 08/29/2002 :  11:59:17 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Fluffy you have a very broad and vast amount of knowledge.


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Fluffy
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Posted - 09/01/2002 :  2:30:51 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Some people might say, "WISE beyond my years!!"

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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 09/02/2002 :  10:17:25 AM  Show Profile  Send enthuTIMsiast an AOL message  Reply with Quote
What can the rest of us say?

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Fluffy
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Posted - 09/02/2002 :  7:05:19 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
"Wide Empty space between my Ears"????

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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 09/05/2002 :  02:19:30 AM  Show Profile  Send enthuTIMsiast an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Why empty WHAT on Britney Spears?

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Fluffy
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Posted - 09/09/2002 :  02:28:35 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I think the answer to that is obvious!

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 09/09/2002 :  04:40:44 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Why would you want to empty your load of laundry on Britney Spears?

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Fluffy
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Posted - 09/09/2002 :  06:23:06 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
If you have to ask, you obviously wouldn't understand.

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{=HTG=}
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Posted - 09/13/2002 :  04:00:33 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Man, where do you guys find these pictures, hahahahaahhaa.

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Fluffy
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Posted - 09/13/2002 :  08:10:31 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
The Harley Davidson website is my best guess.

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 09/13/2002 :  4:56:08 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Probably not......I know I wouldn't want to piss off those biker chicks.

"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer
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Captain Petersburgh
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Posted - 09/18/2002 :  8:46:07 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
heh heh. this is a scream.

hey did jay ever tell you guys why they won't let wowmen be canadian mountys?

A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word
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pcbTIM
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Posted - 09/18/2002 :  11:17:18 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
No........is it because they would get too much enjoyment out of riding?

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Captain Petersburgh
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Posted - 09/22/2002 :  7:26:03 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
well u kno those bumps i the front of the saddle...well add the bouncing of the horse and u'll get the idea....or the sensation...

A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word
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pcbTIM
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Posted - 09/22/2002 :  8:15:47 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
wow.........I really didn't expect that answer! I was just joking......but damn.

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Captain Petersburgh
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Posted - 09/23/2002 :  4:18:03 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
yeah it seemed like a logical explanation to me.

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Evergreen
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Posted - 10/28/2002 :  4:34:59 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
OK now THIS is funny. Couldn't let this one slip to the bottom.
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Fluffy
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Posted - 11/21/2002 :  04:57:27 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I can imagine how it sounds:

Vrroooommm Vaccuuuummm Vrrrroooommmmm!!!!

Vacuum the Room!!!

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