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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 12:45:16 AM
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This will be a quick one...
Would you rather drown in shit or vomit?
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone." -Son of a Boss Arthenc@hotmail.com
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 12:54:25 AM
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Neither!!!
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 08:39:01 AM
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How exactly would you drown in shit? |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 11:16:14 AM
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Think of the thinnest, wettest, diarahea (sp?). A gallon of that.
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone." -Son of a Boss Arthenc@hotmail.com
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 4:57:08 PM
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I think if you chose the shit one, you'd puke until you drowned in your own vomit.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 5:29:44 PM
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This is a good one! I'll go with vomit, jsut because it wouldn't be as bad as shit...I mean shit is SHIT...
Jay " It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 7:28:02 PM
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I'd die of fear before you could drown me in either one!! Anyway, I guess to make my decision I would have to know whos puke and shit it was. Mine? Someone elses? Is that someone else Milla Jovovich or some homeless guy with TB and is HIV positive. Guess it doesn't matter since I am going to drown(to death) in it. Mentally, it would be easier to prepare if it was the prior. Strange exactly how much thought I put into these stupid(read:intelligent and thought provoking)questions.
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 7:29:02 PM
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True but you don't know what they ate.
I asked my two friends if they'd rather drown in Semen or Urine, I thought for sure they'd both say Urine. One said Urine, and one said Semen, and they got into a big argument about what would be better to drown in. It was funny as hell. So if you want to answer that one....
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone." -Son of a Boss Arthenc@hotmail.com
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 7:37:34 PM
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Having tried both, I would have to go with.......WOOPS!! I've said too much!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 7:50:38 PM
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I couldn't imagine either, personally!
"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone." -Son of a Boss Arthenc@hotmail.com
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 8:51:04 PM
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Having tried both, I would have to go with.......WOOPS!! I've said too much!!!
No you haven't. Keep going. Which would it be? I'd choose urine because most everyone here knows how I feel about creamy white substances.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/01/2002 : 2:01:03 PM
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So I guess we know what your answer would be to the question:
Which would YOU rather drown in, mayonnaise or mustard?
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/01/2002 : 3:36:36 PM
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"Mustard? Mustard?! Now let's not be silly! Lemon, now that's different....."
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2002 : 10:01:41 AM
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Think how much mustard would burn your nose before you died....ewwww...
____________________________________________________________ I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2002 : 7:37:16 PM
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Think how bad the mayo would taste before you drown. Lemon would also burn pretty bad as well.
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2002 : 04:05:57 AM
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Hmmmmmmm......that link doesn't seem to work......
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2002 : 07:40:11 AM
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I think it was supposed to be www.shitcity.com , but of course, I couldn't be sure.
Peace & Keep the Faith Fluffy |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 03:44:22 AM
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Man oh man, I cant belive I clicked on that link. After looking at that, i'd rather drown in vomit.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2002 : 4:35:16 PM
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Live and learn, my friend. I am never going to click on that thing!
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2002 : 6:54:34 PM
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never say never PCB...u might be temped by fateor deamon that come up and burn your to death and ......sorry rambling on here like in really kno what the hell i'm taklking about even thought it's completly obvious that i don't .
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2002 : 8:26:35 PM
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fateor deamon
What the hell is that?
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2002 : 9:01:29 PM
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hhhhhmmmm, is it french? lol.
"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2002 : 6:40:57 PM
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quote: what the hell is that?
fuck....i don't even kno what i wrote!!!!!!
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2002 : 04:04:28 AM
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That's not a good sign.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2002 : 7:56:50 PM
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u kno what this MB needs??? spell check. now that would help
A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2002 : 12:12:04 AM
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Good idea........but you'd probably crash it in the first 5 minutes.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2002 : 01:14:11 AM
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It would take a look at one of the captain's posts and just be like, "no."
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2002 : 01:49:47 AM
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Hahahaha!!!!! And whenever Capt. wanted to post something, the spell check would take over and say "I am a fucking moron" for every post.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2002 : 02:34:17 AM
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I wouldn't be so harsh as to say "moron" ... the captain doesn't strike me as a moron... maybe something more like 'I AM SPELING IMPARRED.'
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2002 : 06:34:02 AM
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Hehe.....good point. But when I read that, Cletus just comes to mind.
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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