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Arthen
Alien Abductee

USA
4845 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2002 :  12:45:16 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This will be a quick one...

Would you rather drown in shit or vomit?

"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com

LizT
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1687 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2002 :  12:54:25 AM  Show Profile  Send LizT an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Neither!!!

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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee

6990 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2002 :  08:39:01 AM  Show Profile  Send enthuTIMsiast an AOL message  Reply with Quote
How exactly would you drown in shit?
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Arthen
Alien Abductee

USA
4845 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2002 :  11:16:14 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Think of the thinnest, wettest, diarahea (sp?). A gallon of that.

"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2002 :  4:57:08 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I think if you chose the shit one, you'd puke until you drowned in your own vomit.

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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Jay
Alien Abductee

Vatican City
2279 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2002 :  5:29:44 PM  Show Profile  Send Jay an AOL message  Reply with Quote
This is a good one! I'll go with vomit, jsut because it wouldn't be as bad as shit...I mean shit is SHIT...

Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP
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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2002 :  7:28:02 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I'd die of fear before you could drown me in either one!! Anyway, I guess to make my decision I would have to know whos puke and shit it was. Mine? Someone elses? Is that someone else Milla Jovovich or some homeless guy with TB and is HIV positive. Guess it doesn't matter since I am going to drown(to death) in it. Mentally, it would be easier to prepare if it was the prior. Strange exactly how much thought I put into these stupid(read:intelligent and thought provoking)questions.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
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Arthen
Alien Abductee

USA
4845 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2002 :  7:29:02 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
True but you don't know what they ate.

I asked my two friends if they'd rather drown in Semen or Urine, I thought for sure they'd both say Urine.
One said Urine, and one said Semen, and they got into a big argument about what would be better to drown in. It was funny as hell. So if you want to answer that one....

"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2002 :  7:37:34 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Having tried both, I would have to go with.......WOOPS!! I've said too much!!!

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Fluffy
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Arthen
Alien Abductee

USA
4845 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2002 :  7:50:38 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I couldn't imagine either, personally!

"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2002 :  8:51:04 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:

Having tried both, I would have to go with.......WOOPS!! I've said too much!!!



No you haven't. Keep going. Which would it be? I'd choose urine because most everyone here knows how I feel about creamy white substances.

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 09/01/2002 :  2:01:03 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
So I guess we know what your answer would be to the question:

Which would YOU rather drown in, mayonnaise or mustard?

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Fluffy
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 09/01/2002 :  3:36:36 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
"Mustard? Mustard?! Now let's not be silly! Lemon, now that's different....."

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee

6990 Posts

Posted - 09/02/2002 :  10:01:41 AM  Show Profile  Send enthuTIMsiast an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Think how much mustard would burn your nose before you died....ewwww...

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I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot.
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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 09/02/2002 :  7:37:16 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Think how bad the mayo would taste before you drown. Lemon would also burn pretty bad as well.

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 09/03/2002 :  04:05:57 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Hmmmmmmm......that link doesn't seem to work......

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw
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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
10739 Posts

Posted - 09/03/2002 :  07:40:11 AM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I think it was supposed to be www.shitcity.com , but of course, I couldn't be sure.

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Fluffy
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee

USA
2342 Posts

Posted - 09/13/2002 :  03:44:22 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:

Man oh man, I cant belive I clicked on that link. After looking at that, i'd rather drown in vomit.

"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven



"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 09/13/2002 :  4:35:16 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Live and learn, my friend. I am never going to click on that thing!

"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2002 :  6:54:34 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
never say never PCB...u might be temped by fateor deamon that come up and burn your to death and ......sorry rambling on here like in really kno what the hell i'm taklking about even thought it's completly obvious that i don't .

A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2002 :  8:26:35 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:

fateor deamon



What the hell is that?

"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee

USA
2342 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2002 :  9:01:29 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
hhhhhmmmm, is it french? lol.

"Oh come on boy think-what would Jesus do? He'd shake his head like an angry mother Smoke the boy and said I did what I could do." DMB-Raven
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 09/26/2002 :  6:40:57 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:
what the hell is that?
fuck....i don't even kno what i wrote!!!!!!

A nice word and a gun will get you alot farther than just a nice word
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2002 :  04:04:28 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
That's not a good sign.

"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 09/29/2002 :  7:56:50 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
u kno what this MB needs??? spell check. now that would help

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2002 :  12:12:04 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Good idea........but you'd probably crash it in the first 5 minutes.

"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee

3321 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2002 :  01:14:11 AM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
It would take a look at one of the captain's posts and just be like, "no."

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2002 :  01:49:47 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Hahahaha!!!!! And whenever Capt. wanted to post something, the spell check would take over and say "I am a fucking moron" for every post.

"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee

3321 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2002 :  02:34:17 AM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I wouldn't be so harsh as to say "moron" ... the captain doesn't strike me as a moron... maybe something more like 'I AM SPELING IMPARRED.'



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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2002 :  06:34:02 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Hehe.....good point. But when I read that, Cletus just comes to mind.

"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer
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