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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee

2000 Posts

Posted - 08/13/2002 :  10:43:54 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
http://www.fu-fme.com/



I'm schizophrenic. And so am I. am I. am I. am I.

LizT
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1687 Posts

Posted - 08/13/2002 :  10:50:07 PM  Show Profile  Send LizT an AOL message  Reply with Quote
LOL! Now you are showing your true Bad Side!!!

Silky will enjoy this one, thanks for the laugh!!

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Jay
Alien Abductee

Vatican City
2279 Posts

Posted - 08/13/2002 :  11:11:04 PM  Show Profile  Send Jay an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Oh Boy! Now THAT is creative!

Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee

2000 Posts

Posted - 08/13/2002 :  11:24:10 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


No. THAT'S the funny part.

I'm schizophrenic. And so am I. am I. am I. am I.
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Jay
Alien Abductee

Vatican City
2279 Posts

Posted - 08/14/2002 :  12:01:46 AM  Show Profile  Send Jay an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Hehehehe! Yeah...hey! This is the first post of today! Cool!

Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP
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revrendmaynard14
Chatterbox

USA
359 Posts

Posted - 08/14/2002 :  12:45:16 AM  Show Profile  Send revrendmaynard14 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
That's different...anyone who doesnt go to the link and just looks at the pictures must be quite confused...I was.

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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee

3712 Posts

Posted - 08/14/2002 :  02:04:11 AM  Show Profile  Send KevinLesko an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quick, post as many "tongue-in-cheek" computer jokes as you can...

- they are getting "interactive"
- he isnt using a "floppy"
- brings an all new meaning to "hard-drive"


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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/14/2002 :  05:38:31 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Now you can get a quickie at the office without commiting adultery!

Also..........They're making a "dial-up" connection.

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/14/2002 :  3:19:20 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
i always thougth somone should do somthin' like this. iwas thinknin' like a hohlogram or somthin' but this is cool.

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/15/2002 :  01:23:23 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
How would you be able to do it with a hologram? They're not even tangible.

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1687 Posts

Posted - 08/15/2002 :  08:47:36 AM  Show Profile  Send LizT an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I hope there is a safety feature so you don't get the shock of your life when it gets wet! LOL!

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/15/2002 :  4:56:28 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Ah yes! Death by sex.......the only way to go!

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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee

2000 Posts

Posted - 08/15/2002 :  6:14:24 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:

I hope there is a safety feature so you don't get the shock of your life when it gets wet!



You're not into that? Well, nevermind, then.

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revrendmaynard14
Chatterbox

USA
359 Posts

Posted - 08/16/2002 :  05:58:16 AM  Show Profile  Send revrendmaynard14 an AOL message  Reply with Quote
What a consept.

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:09:57 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:

quote:

I hope there is a safety feature so you don't get the shock of your life when it gets wet!



You're not into that? Well, nevermind, then.

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And you are? Good God, man! Now I'm afraid to touch those CDs you sent me.

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee

2000 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:12:18 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Did you listen to them yet? Good stuff....

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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:15:48 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:
death by sex
hey at least u could say u dide doing somthin' enjoyable..


as for the hologram idea i was thinkin' along the same principle as the holodeck in star treck. those holograms had solod objects that u could toucvh. that's basicly what i had in mind

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:19:26 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I got them yesterday....and I decided to hold off from listening to them until I drove to work today (which is where I'm at right now). But there was almost no gas left so I went to get it refilled, and when I got back into the car, nothing happened. I kept turning the key all the way to the right and nothing. Not even an attempt from the engine to turn over. I think it's the starter. But anyway, my mom drove over and we switched places so I had to drive the car without a CD player. But I'm listening to the T&D show right now and I love it. I also listened to the Light Up Ahead, and I really liked Light Up Ahead, Signs, #4, and, of course, Bad Side.

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:20:42 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:

as for the hologram idea i was thinkin' along the same principle as the holodeck in star treck. those holograms had solod objects that u could toucvh. that's basicly what i had in mind



I figured that. But isn't the only hologram the doctor? Yuck!

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee

2000 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:24:39 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:

I'm listening to the T&D show right now and I love it.


WHOA, I sent you a T&D show? I totally thought I sent you something else....shit, now I can't remember. Check that again and see what I labeled it... should say LK or Leo on there somewhere...

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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:27:29 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
no the hohlogram wasn't just the doctor. i saw an episode where they created an entired town in one of those holodeck things....women were there too.

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:28:08 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Any hot ones?

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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:31:25 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quite a few actually.

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:32:14 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Can you reprogram them so they can take the shape of celebs and porn stars?

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:35:52 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
in my version u could just scan s pic of someon's face and it woud creat that person. then u add personality. (ex; sex maniac or whatever) or u vould just make someone up from scratch. blonde 5'6". ayes green, breasts: how big do u want 'em and so on and so forth

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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee

2000 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:37:22 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Which celebs and which pornstars. I'd say that's important. Why don't we all get to pick three... Or I'll pick the pornstars.

Aria Giovanni
Gauge
Katie (I'll have to find a pic of her.)
alternate: Stephanie (too hard to find a pic of her with clothes...)

Now you all pick the celebs...I'll suggest

Gwenyth Paltrow as she looked in Shallow Hal
Sandra Bullock ala Mrs. Congeniality

That is all.

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:38:41 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Man......I would patent that so fast. That invention would single-handedly (hehe) destroy strip clubs, prostitutes, porn stars, porn magazines......hell, the entire porn empire.

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee

2000 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:41:50 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think it would only make it stronger. I'm not sure why I think that...but....

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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:42:30 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
heh heh. cool. i wouldn't want to but sikly out of a job though. hell let's hire him on the team. every couple of mouths we could bring out new versions. new version 6.9 featurin' cold dead corpses. ( i had xar in mind too) also new 64 person multi-fuck capibiltiy via internet or LAN connection

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:45:07 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Or we could just rent them out (give them a good cleaning of course) and not sell any. We'd be rich!....richer than astronauts.

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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:48:23 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
and we could sell all the cum to sperm banks. we would be richer if we didn't clean them out

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:50:20 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Ooohhhhhhh!!! Excellent idea! You just got promoted!

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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:53:48 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
promoted?!!?! what the fuck i own the company. ur in charge of our UK branch though

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:55:37 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
But I'm the mechanical engineer.....I designed it!

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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  8:59:30 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
but i'm the one who thought of makin' it run hohlogramed like they do in star terck. i'll make u head or pubic relations

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:02:54 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
That's a fake job! Tell me.......who's gonna fix them when they break down?

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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:06:21 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
well sice we haven't herd from My_bad_side latly helpin' us decide key company information we'll get him to do it

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:12:18 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Agreed.

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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee

2000 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:13:18 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'll fix em' but only after you two clean em'.

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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:15:25 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
cost's too much to clean them

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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee

2000 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:18:30 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Then I won't fix em'. It's that simple.

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:19:16 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
But I would rather pay for the cleaning than for a lawsuit where someone got an STD from our machines. Think of the negative publicity.

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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:21:19 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
yeah. i do agree. well i guess we hire soeone who will clean or just get the cyber-whores to do it

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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee

2000 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:21:20 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok, well if you clean em' I'll fix em'. And then you can clean them again after I'm done "fixing" them.

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:27:03 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
That's a really good idea. The machines would clean each other. Money lost on cleaning......$0

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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:27:46 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
nicely put. fix 'em good will ya?

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:30:07 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
....and, we could sell tickets to people who want to watch them clean each other.

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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:37:55 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
sponge baths would be a nice touch

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Captain Petersburgh
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Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:38:45 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
we could have wash an' wax her weekends

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:40:17 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
And Wet Wednesdays.

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pcbTIM
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USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:40:55 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
And Moaning Mondays.

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pcbTIM
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USA
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:41:22 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
And Fuckin' Fridays.

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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:42:55 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
heh heh. how about strippin' saturdays

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:44:21 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
And Saturated Sundays.

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pcbTIM
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USA
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:45:14 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
And tHorny Thursdays.

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Captain Petersburgh
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Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:45:55 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
for the virgins we could have timid tuesdays

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pcbTIM
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USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:47:24 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
We could have Orgasmic Octobers.

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Captain Petersburgh
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Canada
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:49:43 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
jerkin' januarys


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pcbTIM
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:51:07 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Naughty Novembers.

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pcbTIM
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USA
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:51:29 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Dickin' Decembers.

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Captain Petersburgh
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:52:27 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
masturbatin' may's and marches

steamy september

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pcbTIM
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USA
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How about Macho Marches for the ladies? There's a market we forgot about.

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pcbTIM
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USA
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:54:42 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Arian Aprils where we show nothing but blones.

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Captain Petersburgh
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:56:18 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
i thught about just maskin' another hologram simulatur so we could sell that.

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  9:57:40 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Just Juggs Junes

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Captain Petersburgh
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fuckin' febuarys

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pcbTIM
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  10:02:56 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Just Legal Julys.

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NeverKillADream
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  10:04:52 PM  Show Profile  Visit NeverKillADream's Homepage  Send NeverKillADream an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Just have a whole yankin year


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pcbTIM
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Delicious decades!......and Cummin' centuries!

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NeverKillADream
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  10:07:07 PM  Show Profile  Visit NeverKillADream's Homepage  Send NeverKillADream an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Carpet Munchin Millineum


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Captain Petersburgh
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  10:08:04 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
u get paid in two weeks then u get paid in bysexual weeks

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  10:08:22 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Brown-nosing Bicenntenials

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee

2000 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  10:09:54 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Holeoween (Oct. 31)

Labia Day (Sept. 2)

Ass Wednesday (Feb 13)

St. Pat Dick's Day

Palm Sunday

Mammorial Day

Thanksgiving (that's good enough left alone)

Day Of The Dead (Nov 2 - for Xar)

Erection Day (Nov 5)

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Is this legal, man? - - - Only here and in Mississippi.
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  10:11:19 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
mary christina's-ass to u too

i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys....
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  10:12:23 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:

Palm Sunday



That's the best one.

Don't forget Secretaries' Day.

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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Captain Petersburgh
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Canada
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  10:17:05 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
or labored-breathin' day

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2002 :  10:20:22 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
And for the homosexuals.........New Queer's Eve and New Queer's Day.

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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Captain Petersburgh
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Canada
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Posted - 08/17/2002 :  10:22:01 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
ha ha there's somthin' for everybody.



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NeverKillADream
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USA
652 Posts

Posted - 08/18/2002 :  12:43:03 AM  Show Profile  Visit NeverKillADream's Homepage  Send NeverKillADream an AOL message  Reply with Quote
this is getting out of hand, i must contact the internet authorities.

Using The Force Daily...
NeverKillADream@aol.com
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KevinLesko
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Posted - 08/18/2002 :  02:51:10 AM  Show Profile  Send KevinLesko an AOL message  Reply with Quote
i thought of another cheap computer joke: "That computer has a lot of RAM"

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My_Bad_Side
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Posted - 08/18/2002 :  03:00:41 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Or a really hard drive.

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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict

USA
652 Posts

Posted - 08/18/2002 :  2:49:06 PM  Show Profile  Visit NeverKillADream's Homepage  Send NeverKillADream an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Do you have DSL, or FiftySex K?

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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/18/2002 :  5:01:06 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
isn't it great how u can turn almost everything into somthin' sex realated?

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/19/2002 :  12:30:36 AM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
What I found really funny was that some guys say "She's got DSL".........and when my friend first said this about Angelina Jolie, I replied, "How the hell do you know about her internet connection?" He said, "No no........Dick Sucking Lips."

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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NeverKillADream
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USA
652 Posts

Posted - 08/20/2002 :  01:09:14 AM  Show Profile  Visit NeverKillADream's Homepage  Send NeverKillADream an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Dear lord... speechless.

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Silky The Pimp
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3321 Posts

Posted - 08/20/2002 :  6:35:46 PM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
That was, indeed, one seriously funny link. Thank you!

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NeverKillADream
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USA
652 Posts

Posted - 08/20/2002 :  7:20:47 PM  Show Profile  Visit NeverKillADream's Homepage  Send NeverKillADream an AOL message  Reply with Quote
i sent that to like everyone i know.

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Jay
Alien Abductee

Vatican City
2279 Posts

Posted - 08/20/2002 :  7:48:28 PM  Show Profile  Send Jay an AOL message  Reply with Quote
It is a good oe...ME and Mike were laughing aboot it earlier today.

Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP
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NeverKillADream
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USA
652 Posts

Posted - 08/20/2002 :  10:33:57 PM  Show Profile  Visit NeverKillADream's Homepage  Send NeverKillADream an AOL message  Reply with Quote
but then again, i had to selectivly send it to those who would appreciate that form of humor, of course.

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
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Posted - 08/20/2002 :  11:38:31 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Actually, I would have found it funny if you sent it to your mom......

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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NeverKillADream
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USA
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Posted - 08/20/2002 :  11:46:06 PM  Show Profile  Visit NeverKillADream's Homepage  Send NeverKillADream an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Who said i didnt........

Muh haha

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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/20/2002 :  11:47:36 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
You're sick........I love it!

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict

USA
652 Posts

Posted - 08/20/2002 :  11:49:58 PM  Show Profile  Visit NeverKillADream's Homepage  Send NeverKillADream an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Glad someone does. its a chosen few

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LizT
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1687 Posts

Posted - 08/21/2002 :  10:02:06 AM  Show Profile  Send LizT an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Your mom?????

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enthuTIMsiast
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Posted - 08/21/2002 :  6:35:20 PM  Show Profile  Send enthuTIMsiast an AOL message  Reply with Quote
To the top, for Silky's bitch ass.

I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot.
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Silky The Pimp
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Posted - 08/22/2002 :  10:36:48 AM  Show Profile  Send Silky The Pimp an AOL message  Reply with Quote
To the top?? Damn thing was all the way down on the bottom!

I have to say... reading this thread makes me proud. I feel like a father who's son just graduated college and is ready to take over the family business. Sexually active holograms... it will revolutionize the pimping business. I think you boys are ready to make it on your own. *tear*
-J

By the way... you forgot a pretty obvious bastardization of "easter sunday."



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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2002 :  4:19:10 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Beaster Sunday? For beastialities?

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict

Canada
779 Posts

Posted - 08/24/2002 :  9:16:57 PM  Show Profile  Send Captain Petersburgh an AOL message  Reply with Quote
i like it Pcb.

**sniffle....don't worry silky..we weon't let u down

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Arthen
Alien Abductee

USA
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Posted - 08/24/2002 :  9:21:38 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You've imparted unto us, a view of the world which we will never ever lose. The Pimp side.

"Don't drink the pickle juice from the pickle jar, until all the pickles are gone."
-Son of a Boss
Arthenc@hotmail.com
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Fluffy
Administrator

USA
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Posted - 08/25/2002 :  10:16:48 PM  Show Profile  Send Fluffy an AOL message  Reply with Quote
1 entire post of post whoring! AMAZING!!

Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee

USA
6501 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2002 :  10:19:14 PM  Show Profile  Visit pcbTIM's Homepage  Send pcbTIM an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Put it over the top, Fluffy!

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
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