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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 7:48:03 PM
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ARR. i be back from Some TIMe away at sea. for all de new crew mates i be Captain Petersburgh of de pirate ship Gnomer. (Capt. Postwhoreburgh to those select few) looks as thogh me travles have brought me to this ol' port of call. TIMe to swop some ol' stories i s'pose.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 8:36:21 PM
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........soooooooo......how many of your crew resorted to homosexuality this TIMe?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 8:40:08 PM
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and or canabalism.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 10:20:49 PM
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Ooooooohhhhhhhh!!! Kinky!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 07/31/2002 : 4:16:53 PM
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we ran out of supplies and rum. along w/ us all havin' cabin fever.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
1099 Posts |
Posted - 07/31/2002 : 4:33:41 PM
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--------------- Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque
"I heard Tim stopped playing with Dave when he got pregnant" |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 07/31/2002 : 4:50:06 PM
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quote: LAND HO!!!!!!!
Did somebody say ho?
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 07/31/2002 : 4:56:05 PM
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Woah!!! Call off your dogs!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:46:19 PM
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dogs???? we have hounds here
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:49:26 PM
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No no.....we got bitches here.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:55:23 PM
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isn't that what jay's tryin' to sell? sad man. i necver though i'd see a man who was tryin' to get rid ofg his bitches.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 8:56:55 PM
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Maybe they're giving him too much lip.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:00:22 PM
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lip ,eh?
which pair?
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:05:30 PM
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I would figure that they would be the ones that never shut up.....no wait....that can be seen all the TIMe....no wait.....the ones that you kiss....no wait.....the ones that don't smell bad....no wait......the ones with sharp teeth behind them....no wait......the ones north of the border.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:29:35 PM
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one question: which border? and where is it located?
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:31:33 PM
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Mexican border. Because all the Mexicans cross the border illegally to get away from the smell.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:32:52 PM
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smell fro what? gas?
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:35:51 PM
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The "other" pair of lips.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2002 : 9:41:48 PM
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queef queef!!!!!!!!
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2002 : 12:52:27 AM
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manners for the love of god!!!!!!!
Using The Force Daily... NeverKillADream@aol.com |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2002 : 9:04:18 PM
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ok fine!!! pussy-fart pussy-fart
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2002 : 9:25:09 PM
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Um...why is your post count so important? We aren't going to like you any better if you plaster the board with one line posts that mean nothing...oh well..
Jay " It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2002 : 9:30:05 PM
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what does it matter? u need to lighten up some
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2002 : 12:53:12 AM
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yeah
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2002 : 3:20:49 PM
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Yeah?
Jay " It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 12:33:09 AM
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I get in post frenzy modes, specially when im nearing the end of a short era, if this doesnt amuze you as it does i, then well, ok.
Using The Force Daily... NeverKillADream@aol.com |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 11:50:25 AM
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if WHAT amuzes me as it does I...or no...What amuses you as it does I...no wait...Does what amuse me as it does you?
Nevermind...I think I've coined a nw phrase! Posting binge! Hehehehe! Yeah I get those to...It's so cool when you finally get to the next level for some reason...yu jsut want to start a new topic so everyone can congradualte you! Hehehehe! Good luck dude! Only ten more to go! I am a crazy bastard!
Jay " It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 12:03:55 PM
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I jsut realized your incredible posting binge! WOW! IT had me laughing and crying at the smae time! Good job!
Jay " It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 7:22:38 PM
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My Binge is about to come to a end.
Using The Force Daily... NeverKillADream@aol.com |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 7:47:43 PM
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I do belie it has already...it'll start up again around 950, trust me!
Jay " It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 9:12:26 PM
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You speak from experience, Jay.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2002 : 9:56:44 PM
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lol, cant wait to see the next enslaught
Using The Force Daily... NeverKillADream@aol.com |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2002 : 9:10:35 PM
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What's a post binge? I've never heard of/done that.
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2002 : 9:21:03 PM
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That's because you leave no evidence of one.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2002 : 9:29:17 PM
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That's the funniest thing I've heard yet today.
You know how much funnier this topic would be if there was ONE single comma in the title?
I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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