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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
 Posted - 07/25/2002 : 11:02:14 AM
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dont worry, ben affleck will save us.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2002 : 12:16:51 PM
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AFFLACK
get in the car, little girl. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2002 : 12:42:51 PM
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We need Yogi Berra to talk to us...he'd say something like,
" Space rocks aren't dangerous unless we are caught naked, which is jsut as bad as getting caught in the act of sex."
Jay
" It's a scavenger hunt in the best of times, a one armed man with a box of dimes. Throw the stick and let the bulldog roll." KJP |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2002 : 1:50:50 PM
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That sucks, I won't be old enough to collect my retirement fund.
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2002 : 2:11:56 PM
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some say a comment would fall from the sky, followed by meteor showers and title waves, followed by faultlines that cannot sit still, followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2002 : 8:46:11 PM
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You know.......I was watching a special on the History channel about asteroids......and I found out some pretty kewl stuff. For example, going back to that discussion on Tesla and his relation to the asteroid hitting Siberia in 1908, it turns out that the asteriod actually exploded before hitting the earth's crust. In fact, it was at the perfect distance from the surface so that it could cause the most damage. The people on the show said that if it actually collided with earth......the damage would have been less. They said that people from as far as 30 miles away were thrown to the ground and knocked unconscious.......and people from as far as 300 miles away saw the asteroid and felt the tremors.
Another interesting fact is the extintion of the dinosaurs. The asteroid collided into the ocean near where Mexico would be, not only causing a huge tidal wave, but forcing the asteriod to break up...forcing the pieces to fly back out to space (about halfway to the moon) and recollide all over the earth. This is why there are thousands of asteroids found around the world near the TIMe of the extinction of the dinosaurs.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 07/26/2002 : 12:02:50 AM
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from toolband.com ... not really this cmmet, but about a commet... more to do w/ planet X.
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Members of the band are seriously debating whether or not to record any new material in the future due to recent revelations concerning the close approach of a mysterious celestial object. The invader, which some maverick astronomers believe to be a brown dwarf (failed sun) and others the tenth planet of our solar system (ALA Sitchin's planet X which the ancient Sumerians called Nibiru), could be responsible for perturbations in the orbits of Uranus, Neptune as well as tipped over Pluto (and also puzzles regarding their moons, rings, etc.). It's existence and close approach to earth in 2003 e.a., if a reality, would have profound gravitational effects resulting in, among other things, a magnetic pole shift and/or possible earth-crust displacement. All this spells the prophesied "End Times" (and all just because someone was praying for a tidal wave). Although the band members all have underground shelters with adequate provisions to survive such a catastrophic event (for the richest bands of 2002 see 'Rolling Stone' magazine), without an audience to perform for there would be no motivation to record any new material. (NOTE: Please understand that I'm not saying Nibiru is coming. It is a bit suspicious, however, that observatories in many states are suddenly closed for "remodeling.")
* Or so I've gathered from recent construction projects going on around the clock on each band member's property. In addition to all the digging and pouring of concrete, I've also noticed that shipments of red wine are being trucked by moonlight to 'Arizona Bay', a further indication that someone is well aware that something heavy is about to go down. In case you're wondering, yes, bats have been dripping on my boxes of supplies hidden in an abandoned silver mine in Nevada for almost a year now.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 07/26/2002 : 11:49:14 PM
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You know the worst thing about this is that I'm not gonna live to see my 36th birthday!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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revrendmaynard14
Chatterbox
USA
359 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2002 : 03:27:17 AM
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****comet****
*~Kaleigh~* |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2002 : 08:38:32 AM
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Hey girl! Glad to see you back, how are things?
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2002 : 1:01:52 PM
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It better be over by 2014 or else I owe a guy $20...
"Get up an move... or I'll put a curse on you... that all your children will be born naked." – Hendrix |
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2002 : 1:19:07 PM
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call me crazy....but...maybe...
If the Space Rock gets to close, TIM will load all us up, and take us back to HIS home planet, where we get to watch the earth's last day while listening to TIM play background music... just maybe...
Using the Force Daily
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revrendmaynard14
Chatterbox
USA
359 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2002 : 3:04:41 PM
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Hi Liz....things are fine. thnx
*~Kaleigh~* |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2002 : 3:31:58 PM
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It better be over by 2014 or else I owe a guy $20...
Ahhhh yes! Better not spend all your money on survival gear!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2002 : 5:46:04 PM
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He who dies with the most toys WINS!!!
For more info on the above discussed topic:
http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1990
StJude said:quote:
dont worry, ben affleck will save us.
Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't it Bruce Willis who will save us? So Ben Affleck can come back and get laid.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2002 : 8:20:21 PM
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dont worry, ben affleck will save us.
Actually, I thought that he and Matt Damon would try to prove God wrong and undo the universe.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2002 : 9:55:48 PM
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No No No, Afleck's going to go up north to battle the PHANTOMS YO!!!
"Get up an move... or I'll put a curse on you... that all your children will be born naked." – Hendrix |
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2002 : 11:02:27 PM
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Fictional Characters... (Waves Hands in classic Affleck manner)
Using the Force Daily
NeverKillADream@aol.com |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 01:28:16 AM
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May the FARCE be with you, that and a couple of........
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 01:29:02 AM
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Drink up!! It's the end of the world as we know it!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Looks like we're all going to die on Feb. 1, 2019.
