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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
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 Posted - 03/06/2002 : 06:30:52 AM
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........PERFECT!!!
I swear it did.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 06:34:28 AM
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My ass!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Erich with an h
Yak Addict
USA
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 08:04:25 AM
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Was that right after thinking about cheese and mac or eating it?
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 09:22:56 AM
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My stomach is telling me to go eat before I totally waste away...
Somedays I don't think that's a bad idea. Life really sucks sometimes.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 09:25:34 AM
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Noooo!! I swear to God! My stomach made one of those gurgly noises, and for a quick second(I had just clicked something on the computer)I thought the computer said PERFECT. Then I realized it was a stummy noise. It went "Purrrfect"!! I swear it did. It was truly bizarre. I typed and added this topic immediately after it happened. So when I posted it was probably about 15 seconds after it had happened. As if you all care about the time frame all this happened in. I will shut up now, and hopefully so will my stummy!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 09:36:48 AM
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What's a stummy? hee hee I believe you..
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 10:29:33 AM
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It's my "cutesy" word for stomach. It's a cross between stomach and tummy. STUMMY
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 12:59:58 PM
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Mine straight up said, "Feed me bitch!"
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 3:15:26 PM
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Mine has been giving me a big FAH-Q today.
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 9:27:18 PM
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One day in class, I was sitting next to this pretty girl and my stomach makes this really odd sound. It was like I was pressing my butt to the seat and let one rip. It was embaracing, I just sat there, stunned. Thankfully, the lunch bell rang about 20 seconds after, and I didn't have to do any explaining, sigh* 
 "Lean upon me, I'll lean upon you, We'll be okay.
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 10:44:24 PM
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yeah sure u did, u riped a big one and u know it.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 10:00:37 PM
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He who smelt it dealt it!!
(Ancient chinese proverb, I think)
Peace & Keep the Faith
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 10:13:16 PM
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quote:
It's my "cutesy" word for stomach. It's a cross between stomach and tummy. STUMMY
Who's word is it?
teri 
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 10:25:07 PM
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MINE? (gulp)
Peace & Keep the Faith
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 10:32:11 PM
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MINE? (gulp)
We can ask Mom, but I'm pretty sure... it's MINE!
teri
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 11:40:18 PM
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I must have soaked it up thru osmosis!! Funny, I don't remember you saying it, but I wouldn't bet on that. I could have indeed picked that up from you. But I bet of the 2 of us, I am the only one still using it.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2002 : 12:16:24 AM
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Okay, you can have it.
teri
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2002 : 12:22:54 AM
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Thank you, and I will use it wisely and with the respect due a word you coined!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2002 : 05:36:29 AM
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......it would like a "Flaming joeMoe"!!! I swear it did!! j/k
Peace & Keep the Faith
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2002 : 8:02:27 PM
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Hhhmmm, let me give it a shot. . . . .BAM!
ON FIRE!
"Lean upon me, I'll lean upon you, We'll be okay."
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joemoe
Try A Little Harder
77 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2002 : 01:46:58 AM
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Missed another one. . . . . sigh*
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2002 : 11:46:02 PM
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The word I coined that you will not find in the dictionary is "outflux". It is being used by many people I know. I was always stunned that there was not an opposite for influx, so I coined "outflux". Below is the definition for influx. Shouldn't there be an outflux? You can't have an influx without an eventual outflux. Everyone always wants to use outflow, but if this is the case, it would be after the inflow? You can't have an outflow after an influx. You have an inflow and then an outflow, so if you have an influx you must have an outflux. Inflow gets and opposite, why not influx. Makes perfect sense to me! OUTFLUX Use it well.
Main Entry: in·flux
Pronunciation: 'in-"fl&ks
Function: noun
Etymology: Medieval Latin influxus, from Latin influere
Date: 1626
: a coming in
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2002 : 12:22:51 AM
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Outflux?! Sounds more like a laxative.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 08:15:02 AM
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TRY IT! You'll LIKE IT!!!
Once in sixth grade we had someone who was raiding the closet and going thru everyones lunch bags and taking the good stuff. After it went on for about a week, me and a couple of my friends got together and coated a candy bar with chocolate EX-LAX. The next day we knew exactly who was stealing from our lunch bags!! HEHE TRUE STORY!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 12:17:55 PM
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So there's this guy in our dorm who has been mooching off of everyone for the last few months. Cash, Lion dollars (our school's meal plan), blank CDs.....and it's starting to become blatantly obvious that he does not intend to pay anyone back. So we decided to get him drunk and when he went to the bathroom, we placed a few drops in his beverage. The best part is that he was so wasted, he believed that it was something he ate!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 12:27:10 PM
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Once, while in teh hippie-mecca named Conventry, Ohio, we put some laxative in my friend's coffee. IT was the funniest damn thing ever, he was chargin to the bathroom ever' five minutes!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee
2000 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 2:05:34 PM
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Like Major Paine.
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 2:06:54 PM
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Yes! It was so friggin funny!!!!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee
2000 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2002 : 2:33:39 PM
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2002 : 11:50:44 PM
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...629...
That is Jay's number.
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2002 : 09:32:27 AM
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...2533...
What's going on?
-What- |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2002 : 12:36:19 PM
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i dunno......but i kinda like it!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2002 : 8:35:12 PM
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ummm...2739?
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 12:43:39 AM
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OK EnthuTIMsiast and pcbdmb need to stop racing for post counts!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 08:08:50 AM
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We're not. The order is as it should be.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 08:15:23 AM
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Yes it is.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 08:49:54 AM
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Good then.
-what- |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 08:50:42 AM
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OK. Fine.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 08:58:04 AM
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Going to work now.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 09:02:00 AM
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Alright........try to not have too much fun.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2002 : 6:20:59 PM
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Post whores to the bitter end!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 3:12:39 PM
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Nothing bitter about this end.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 11:05:56 PM
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No end to this whoring.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 11:14:40 PM
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Fluffy, since you have the prodigal
stomache, can you ask it tommorrow's lotto numbers?
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 11:21:37 PM
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Fluffy, since you have the prodigal
stomache, can you ask it tommorrow's lotto numbers?
I believe the word you're looking for there is prophetic, rather than prodigal.
prodigal
SYLLABICATION: prod·i·gal
PRONUNCIATION: prd-gl
ADJECTIVE: 1. Rashly or wastefully extravagant: prodigal expenditures on unneeded weaponry; a prodigal life. 2. Giving or given in abundance; lavish or profuse: prodigal praise. See synonyms at profuse.
NOUN: One who is given to wasteful luxury or extravagance.
ETYMOLOGY: Probably back-formation from prodigality.
OTHER FORMS: prodi·gal·ly —ADVERB
While Fluffy's "stummy" may be prodigal, that attribute would not give it any special ability to predict lotto numbers.
teri
Did I mention that I finished a marathon? |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 11:24:55 PM
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If he had a prodigal stomach.....then it would run away, spend all his money, and then return feeling very sorry.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 11:28:09 PM
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believe the word i was lookin for was
get a grip... yall have nothing better to do?
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 11:31:09 PM
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Hahahaha!!! Apparently not!
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2002 : 01:51:07 AM
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If he had a prodigal stomach.....then it would run away, spend all his money, and then return feeling very sorry.
And the suckers would have taken him in gladly and fed him the fat cow and all that.
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2002 : 02:46:19 AM
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quote:
believe the word i was lookin for was
get a grip... yall have nothing better to do?
It is a known fact that I am a member of the grammar police on this message board. Live with it.
Besides, look at all the humorous posts that followed just because I "have nothing better to do." (I do have something better to do, which is write a paper on business ethics. Since I am a great procrastinator, it is much more fun to check spelling, definitions, and grammar here than to click on my MS Word window and work on my paper.)
teri
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genome
Fluffy-Esque
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Posted - 05/05/2002 : 12:27:01 PM
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I have absolutely nothing better to do right now. Just read this stuff. It's pretty interesting, really.
And Teri, I'll keep in mind that you're Gestap...I mean Grammar Police..
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2002 : 07:58:58 AM
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pcbdmb said:quote:
If he had a prodigal stomach.....then it would run away, spend all his money, and then return feeling very sorry.
MY STOMACH DID THAT TOO!!! Damn my stomach is PROLIFIC!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2002 : 03:51:32 AM
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Now the all-important question..........did you welcome him back with open arms?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2002 : 06:01:17 AM
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It came back to me, and I fed it.........
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2002 : 9:32:56 PM
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Was there any sad, slow music playing the backround?
I can see it now.....Fluffy is working hard in the wheat field....when he looks up and sees his stomach coming out of the woods and into the basking sunlight. Fluffy drops his hoe (hehe) and runs in slow motion to his stomach, which is doing the same. And right when they meet, the music comes to a climax (hehe)....and all the women in the audience start crying.....it is at that moment that I realize that my bladder can't hold the "tub" of Coca-Cola I just drank.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2002 : 9:14:51 PM
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pcbdmb said:quote:
Fluffy drops his hoe
I would never drop my hoe.
then pcbdmb said:quote:
it is at that moment that I realize that my bladder can't hold the "tub" of Coca-Cola I just drank.
DAMN, you missed the end of the flick. Don't worry, the DVD will have both endings. The one you missed and the 29 min alternate ending deemed to risque by the MPA.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 06/21/2002 : 10:05:28 PM
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And will it have behind the scenes? And deleted scenes?! And outtakes where you trip in slow motion like in Monsters Inc.? And interviews with your stomach?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2002 : 07:21:50 AM
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Definitely a behind the scenes, making of and deleted scenes and outtakes. Only no interviews with my stomach, since no one seems to care what it has to say, but my stomach will narrate the bonus material.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2002 : 4:06:25 PM
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All right!!!! And when can we expect this DVD to hit the world market?
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2002 : 04:15:21 AM
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Probably not!! Sadly, after my last film(What My Toes Do While I Sleep)got panned so badly, I am having a hard TIMe finding a distributor. There was one whose current release(The Chemical Composition & Make Up of Belly Button Lent)has done so badly in retail outlets they have no money to throw at me, although they are very interested in releasing it. They say it would be a welcome addition to there current line-up of star-studded anti-drug spots. I am not sure my film would appeal to the same demographic. Gotta run, phones ringing. I am sure it's Hollywood again.(Hollywood Pennsylvania that is, HEHE)Plus, my stomach is yelling at me again. I would tell you what it said, but NO ONE CARES.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2002 : 10:58:02 PM
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They say it would be a welcome addition to there current line-up of star-studded anti-drug spots. I am not sure my film would appeal to the same demographic.
What are you saying? That your stomach does drugs? Although, the visual of a stomach smoking is pretty funny.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2002 : 12:11:09 AM
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pcbdmb:quote:
Fluffy drops his hoe (hehe) and runs in slow motion to his stomach, which is doing the same. And right when they meet,
This description sounds much like you just reversed the action in ALIEN. I will have you know my film is much more creative than that, and NO! my stomach does not do drugs. At least not around me, I have no idea what it does when it is off on it's own. Who knows what it gets up to. SCARY
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2002 : 6:04:54 PM
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And how will I know if it's more creative than ALIEN, since I won't be able to see it?
If you decide to see only ONE movie this summer, see Spiderman! If you decide to see two, see Fluffy's Stomach!
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2002 : 8:27:12 PM
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Also........this might the funniest thread yet....
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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NeverKillADream
Yak Addict
USA
652 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2002 : 11:43:57 PM
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(Didn't think Alien was very creative in the first place) But, what fluffy would put in a movie, this is a movie, i wanna see.
Using the Force Daily
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2002 : 11:46:46 PM
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Too bad we'll never be able to see it.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2002 : 5:15:44 PM
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Maybe I should go topless the next time I see you at a show pcbdmb.
As David Banner used to say, "You would like me when I'm naked!"
Or was that "Angry"?
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2002 : 8:14:17 PM
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Naked......angry.........what's the difference?!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 01:46:13 AM
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WOOPS!!
That should have been:
As David Banner used to say, "You wouldn't like me when I'm naked!"
Or was that "Angry"?
The difference between naked and angry? You figure it out:
Main Entry: na·ked
Pronunciation: 'nA-k&d, esp Southern 'ne-k&d
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English nacod; akin to Old High German nackot naked, Latin nudus, Greek gymnos
Date: before 12th century
1 : not covered by clothing : NUDE
2 : devoid of customary or natural covering : BARE: as a : not enclosed in a sheath or scabbard b : not provided with a shade c : of a plant or one of its parts : lacking pubescence or enveloping or subtending parts d : lacking foliage or vegetation e : of an animal or one of its parts : lacking an external covering (as of hair, feathers, or shell)
3 a : scantily supplied or furnished b : lacking embellishment : UNADORNED
4 : UNARMED, DEFENSELESS
5 : lacking confirmation or support
6 : devoid of concealment or disguise
7 : unaided by any optical device or instrument
8 : not backed by the writer's ownership of the commodity contract or security
synonym see BARE
- na·ked·ly adverb
- na·ked·ness noun
Main Entry: an·gry
Pronunciation: 'a[ng]-grE
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): an·gri·er; -est
Date: 14th century
1 : feeling or showing anger : WRATHFUL
2 a : indicative of or proceeding from anger b : seeming to show anger or to threaten in an angry manner
3 : painfully inflamed
- an·gri·ly /-gr&-lE/ adverb
- an·gri·ness /-grE-n&s/ noun
The difference seems pretty obvious to me.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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My stomach just said.............
