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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
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 Posted - 06/18/2002 : 11:37:12 PM
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2002 : 01:17:40 AM
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Hahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhah, thats funny.
"I tell you what, I'm not that easily amused ...wow, a blue car!" Homer Simpson.
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2002 : 01:20:58 AM
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No my friend, that's just sexy.
"Women and rhythm section first."
Mr. Jaco Pastorius
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2002 : 01:23:35 AM
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No my friend, that's just sexy.
Haha, thats funny too.
"I tell you what, I'm not that easily amused ...wow, a blue car!" Homer Simpson.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2002 : 01:51:27 AM
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Those aren't his legs, those aren't his legs!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2002 : 08:13:51 AM
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Xar I hope you compile your message board art sometime. I love it!!LOL!
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2002 : 10:40:06 AM
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Pure 100% aloe gel is much better than vaseline. It doesn't give
you that leftover greasy feeling. Also, less friction for a
smoother glide.
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2002 : 11:08:52 AM
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hahahahahahahahahah...wait a sec, catching my breath...hahahahahahahahahahahaha
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -Gandhi |
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genome
Fluffy-Esque
1098 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2002 : 12:29:35 PM
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Pure 100% aloe gel is much better than vaseline. It doesn't give
you that leftover greasy feeling. Also, less friction for a
smoother glide.
Wait. Is this true? I did not know this, and I thought I was The Masterbation Expert.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2002 : 04:43:25 AM
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You will be a true EXPERT when you learn to spell it......
m...a...s...t...U...r...b...a...t...i...o...n
Main Entry: mas·tur·ba·tion
Pronunciation: "mas-t&r-'bA-sh&n
Function: noun
Date: 1766
: erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies
Sounds so cold and technical when you put it that way.
(Another one bites the dust, kitten that is. HEHE)
Peace & Keep the Faith
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genome
Fluffy-Esque
1098 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2002 : 08:37:19 AM
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I'm an expert in practice, not theory.
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 06/21/2002 : 11:25:39 PM
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1005aloe gel is better...
asife from friction the aloe will help u're skin.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2002 : 01:26:38 AM
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I feel left out from the party....
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2002 : 05:15:29 AM
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It scares me that you feel left out by not being invited to Xar's party. He had to drag me there kicking and screaming. That seems so unlike him, I had heard he didn't like ones who were kicking and screaming.(But I am glad I went)
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2002 : 9:09:50 PM
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If you feel left out...then die and then you'll be happy....and so will Xar...
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2002 : 4:31:06 PM
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2002 : 5:58:42 PM
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Fluffy Said:quote:
You will be a true EXPERT when you learn to spell it......
m...a...s...t...U...r...b...a...t...i...o...n
Main Entry: mas·tur·ba·tion
Pronunciation: "mas-t&r-'bA-sh&n
Function: noun
Date: 1766
: erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies
You forgot to include the best part:
http://www.bartleby.com/61/wavs/56/M0145600.wav
teri 
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2002 : 5:59:02 PM
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I feel left out from the party.....
You must have had too much champagne. Don’t you remember? You showed up later. You were legless and riding in a Radio Flyer red wagon.
-Xar666
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee
2000 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2002 : 11:54:28 PM
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MWAHAHAHAHAHHHH
How could I have forgotten the night I lost my legs to a Radio Flyer?
Couldn't have been too much champaigne (don't drink), but maybe too much vaseline?
I'm schizophrenic. And so am I. am I. am I. am I. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 01:16:28 AM
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I don't know where to start, it's all so funny. First, Teri, that SOOO sounds like Butthead saying it. If you haven't clicked on Teri's link, make sure you do. I kept hitting the replay button over and over and over and over until.......a cat died(HEHE)
AS for the revised picture, I cannot stop laughing. I love the addition of the Mac&Cheese, and Jason looks hysterical with his dick stuck in the vaseline. What? That's not his dick? Looks like his dick is stuck in the vaseline and after his comments, I wouldn't doubt it. Kudos to you Xar for another hysterical comic. Maybe we should get that one made into the TR tour t-shirt. What do ya think? Oh and by the way, just think what I could do with some tongs!! Must run, can't type and maneuver the tongs!! Here kitty, kitty kitty.......
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 10:13:56 AM
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 10:29:35 AM
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-Xar666
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 11:03:14 AM
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Are you guys bisexual or trisexual?
Careful with that vaseline in this heat!!!
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 11:14:01 AM
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 11:52:08 AM
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well that would be a switch, but hey variety is the spice of life!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2002 : 5:28:53 PM
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VASELINE!!(in my best Frank Zappa imitation)
Peace & Keep the Faith
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2002 : 04:02:09 AM
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You can flick it.
But just this once, and only for 50 cents.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 07/30/2002 : 02:19:53 AM
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....Oh God I am the American Dream
But now I smell like VASELINE
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the American Dream
With a spindle up my butt til it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin' "Thank You, Fred!"
Oh God, Oh God, I am so fantastic
Thanx to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down
Peace & Keep the Faith
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