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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
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 Posted - 03/06/2002 : 10:48:08 AM
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Peace & Keep the Faith
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Erich with an h
Yak Addict
USA
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 11:11:01 AM
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100% natural super fluff will burst your bubble in bed! just kidding
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 11:29:40 AM
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INDEED, I am!!!!
INDEED, I will!!
I especially like the cute little hamster on the bag of "bed fluff" and the psychedelic packaging on the "BubbleFluff", but a product called "SuperFluff", how can you go wrong? I ask you.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 11:36:20 AM
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HA
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 12:56:01 PM
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Yeah, we know why you like the hampster ....
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 1:06:46 PM
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Black Lotus, I believe it is a gerble that you are implying..........
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 1:11:10 PM
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I like the SUPER FLUFF! just because of that exclamation point on it. Like someone would be that excited about a pillow...
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 2:47:08 PM
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Black Lotus, I believe it is a gerble that you are implying..........
SGWAG told me that you can use both. 
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2002 : 3:01:53 PM
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LOL! I think the tail maybe be helpful with removal.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 12:26:36 AM
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Fleabass said:quote:
I like the SUPER FLUFF! just because of that exclamation point on it. Like someone would be that excited about a pillow...
Hey Fleabass, I must agree and disagree with you. I get awfully excited about a pillow, but THESE people are getting awfully excited about the stuff INSIDE the pillow. I agree it seems odd that they would be so excited about the stuff INSIDE the pillow, but a pillow can be a truly wonderful thing, and I guess without the stuff inside it a pillow would not be much more than a pillow case. And that would be nothing to get excited about.
As per the topic of hamsters and gerbils, I am avoiding this topic as we have finally hit on a perversion I am totally digusted by. I am down with most perversions. I am a very perverse person myself, but the thought of hamsters and gerbils inside me really turns my stomach. I would be more inclined to spend a quiet evening in graveyard or morgue with Xar than inserting animals with claws inside my body. HEHE
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 12:32:06 AM
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I had this stange dream last night that I was eating a huge, white, fluffy marshmallow.......and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 12:44:56 AM
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I would be more inclined to spend a quiet evening in graveyard or morgue with Xar than inserting animals with claws inside my body.
Second that... I'll take my chances with our necrophiliac friend before I allow a rodent to enter my colon.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 12:54:06 AM
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Wait....people do that?! 
Does this have a disgusting name too?
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:17:19 AM
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I believe it's mostly heterosexually challenged people that do that. They also use light bulbs. Hell, I'll bet they stick anything up there.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 01:23:13 AM
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Here comes that vomit again......
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 02:06:46 AM
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PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND YOU!!!!!
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 09:12:57 AM
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Sorry to offend anyone with my remark. But, it's very true people do unimaginable things to there bodies. I've heard some very gross things men have done to themselves and ended up in the emergency room because of their "experimentation".
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 09:45:56 AM
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Quote from clerks
Randal: Ehh, thats nothing compared to how my cousin walter died.
Dante: How did he die?
Randal: Broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.
Dante: Shut the fuck up.
Randal: I swear.
Dante: Stop it.
Randal: Viable truth.
Dante: O my god.
Randal: Come on havent you ever tried to suck you own dick?
Dante: No!
Randal: Yeah your so repressed.
Dante: Because i didnt try to suck my own dick.
Randal: NO, becasue u wont admit to it. As if the guys a fucking pervert for trying to go down on himself. Your as curious as the rest of us pal, you've tried it.
Dante: So who found him?
Randal: My cousin, his mom found him in his room. He was a mess, legs doubled over himself.
Dante: He made it huh dick in his mouth.
Randal: Yep, balls restin on his lips.
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Dante: I could never reach.
Randal: Reach what?
Dante: You know, like u said i guess everyone gets curious and tries it some time.
Randal: I never tried it........ fucking pervert.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 10:20:56 AM
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LOL! That's a good one Saint Jude.
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 12:55:32 PM
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Yes, i would recomend everyone see clerks... but i warn u liz dont let you kids be anywhere near u when u watch it.. .and for htg i would recomend that your rents be nowhere near u as well.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 2:48:07 PM
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I have to admit... Clerks is my least favorite of all the Kevin Smith movies. I LOVE all the others though.
-J
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 9:50:46 PM
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Dogma and Clerks, my 2 faves of his. Clerks probably because I spent so much time in retail and in customer service working at the club so I can totally identify with the attitude and disdain for the customer.
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 10:16:22 PM
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I get awfully excited about a pillow, but THESE people are getting awfully excited about the stuff INSIDE the pillow. I agree it seems odd that they would be so excited about the stuff INSIDE the pillow, but a pillow can be a truly wonderful thing, and I guess without the stuff inside it a pillow would not be much more than a pillow case. And that would be nothing to get excited about.
Ask Fluffy to show you his pillow if you ever meet him on tour. It's older than I am.
teri 
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 10:28:40 PM
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I just LOVES MY PILLOW!!! Don't leave home without it!!
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 10:48:21 PM
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 10:55:16 PM
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Call it a date... you bring the champagne, I'll bring the roofies.
-J
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2002 : 11:35:13 PM
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I don't think dead bodies put up much of a fight. Roofies might be wasted on them, but the champagne sounds quite nice. Ohh the bubbles just go to my head, Tiny bubbles................
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 12:02:39 AM
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 12:20:24 AM
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That is the funniest thing I have seen in, well, FOREVER!! I am ROTFLMAO!! Good Work XAR!! That thing rocks!! You even got the champagne in there. Only thing you forgot was a nose-clip for me. I am not as used to the smell as you. Hats off and Kudos to you. That is truly some funny stuff. Right up there with your front page of CNN. I imagine it, and you create it. You never cease to crack me up.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 01:37:52 AM
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I cannot stop laughing... that is some funny shit xar!
-J
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 01:41:43 AM
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That's the biggest tub of Vaseline I've ever seen!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 03:37:51 AM
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Guess you could say, "Xar is almost knee-deep in Vaseline!"
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 09:30:23 AM
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Xar, that is very funny!
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 2:43:33 PM
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I am glad you all enjoyed it. Here is a little info; those aren't my legs.
That picture is 4 years old (I have more hair now and am not that thin anymore) and in the original I am standing behind a counter top.
Those legs in the graveyard scene are off of a black man in a tuxedo I found on the web.
Maybe, someday I will make a digital comic book featuring the adventures of everyone in the messageboard. (If you put up pictures of yourself)
-Xar666
I never really hated a one true god, but the god of the people I hated. |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 2:51:03 PM
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That's a a great idea Xar!
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 2:53:36 PM
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Whew!!! Glad you explained about the picture. I was getting ready to ask YOU what you were doing tonight! HeHe!Is that really you Xar? If so....Ladies I think we have a winner! Will you be our official centerfold? Check with me later I think I'm dying tonight. Gotta check my calender!
EVERGREEN [img]http://www.timreynolds.com/icons/evergreen.gif"> |
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 3:07:13 PM
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 3:23:12 PM
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What state did you say you were in?
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 3:32:41 PM
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 3:46:52 PM
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I would say a state between genius and insanity. that's a compliment Xar.
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 3:51:54 PM
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Back Off Liz I saw him first!!!!!
J/K (maybe)
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 3:56:07 PM
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Evergreen you are a riot! I'm laughing my ass off!! Xar is your's my friend.
The owl is not what it seems..... that's one of my favorite lines from the Twin Peaks series.
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 4:02:38 PM
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We can share! But my new name is Necro Girl!
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 4:25:13 PM
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Xar666 and Necro Girl!
Oh my, it sounds like a lovely couple!!
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 4:32:11 PM
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A female with necrophilia doesn't sound very appealing to me.
The dude will have the Hanging Johnny problem!
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 11:10:35 PM
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I'll admit that I don't know what the Hanging Johnny problem is. And why would a girl need to have a necro fetish? I mean, aside from the stench and the tremendously rough skin and the cold cold cold body, it wouldn't be ALL that different from say, a good pack of batteries and an hour with a mechanical cucumber.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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Evergreen
Yak Addict
960 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 11:19:25 PM
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I think there may be some confusion.....
Its a XAR fetish
Didn't you see the pictures!!!!!!!
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 11:25:11 PM
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How can I say this tactfully? Unless the tool has rigor mortis, I would think it's a bit worthless.
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2002 : 11:29:16 PM
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Oh, I see Evergreen. So would you just watch Xar lather up the corpses and hump them, hump them good, or what?
And yes, LizK, that's what I was driving at about the corpses.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2002 : 04:43:03 AM
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But it does seem that Evergreen has her own little fetish!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2002 : 04:14:07 AM
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All this talk of necrophilia is gonna make me kill myself. No wait, thats not right. Necrophiliacs want me dead, that would be playing right into their hands. Anyway, I say a movie a couple of weeks ago, surprise surprise, it's an indie. And a very good indie at that. It is called Kissed. It is about a young girl who is obsessed with death and as she grows up it leads her into the field of embalming at a funeral home. From there she begins to satisfy her desires for dead flesh. I don't want to give it all away so you will have to check it out. Sounds morbid(and it is to some degree) but it is very tastefully done. Well as tastefully as you can be when dealing with the subject of relationships and necrophilia. Check it out!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/16/2002 : 7:25:08 PM
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Fluffy Pie uses HGCMN specially designed Fluffy Fungi, a pink fungus that covers the pie, and has hilarious hallucinogenic properties. The pie itself is a pasty treat, hiding a centre rich with the delicious Munt-o-Flavour Brownmeat #115, by popular demand. So, when you don't have enough time to serve your family a well-made, nutritious meal, don't! Serve up HGCMN's Fluffy Pie, instead.
Be on the lookout for more products for the snack industry from HyperGlobalCompuMegaNet!!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/16/2002 : 11:05:08 PM
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That looks good! All i need is more halucinations! God, one time i saw a flock of rabbits chasing me. I swear to everthing i hold sacred i saw them...the little bastards. Oh...okay...I'll take forty-nine. Extra Fluff please.
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2002 : 05:08:12 AM
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Be on the lookout for more products for the snack industry from HyperGlobalCompuMegaNet!!
That or FlanCrest Enterprises.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2002 : 7:40:02 PM
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Welcome back Fluffy! Hope you had an enjoyable vacation!! Missed ya!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2002 : 7:54:43 PM
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Thanx Liz and no need to apologize for the Fluffy+Uranus Tee. Mr Soldo showed me that while I was up there with him doing the fotos. I wanted to post it myself, especially after the big back and forth with pcbdmb about "URANUS". Here is the pic for everyone in case you didn't get to see it. I have got to get one of those shirts. How many times do you find a shirt with your name and Uranus on it?
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2002 : 7:56:34 PM
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Oh, and if Uranus is involved, you can bet "#2 HAPPENS!!"
Peace & Keep the Faith
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2002 : 7:59:44 PM
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Oh so sorry, I wouldn't have posted if I knew.
I haven't perfected that reading minds thing yet! LOL!
And what size shirt do you wear? hehe
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2002 : 8:05:10 PM
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You missed it again, Thank you for posting it. I could never find it again after returning home. I wanted to post it but couldn't because I had lost the link. Thanx for posting it and you didn't need to apologize for posting it. I would have if I had still had the link. A big fat guy like me wears XL or bigger. Like Rew always says, "Just what you need Fluffy, another Tee shirt!!" (and he says it very sarcastically, HEHE)
Peace & Keep the Faith
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2002 : 12:01:10 PM
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I think we should change friends aboard the space pod to........ Studs upon the Board!
Fluffy don't sell yourself short! I agree with Evergreen. And you are at the top of the list in my opinion!! 
And you can never have enough Tee shirts!!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2002 : 06:52:29 AM
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Awww shucks, Gee Whiz, Thanx Liz! but you have never seen how many t-shirts I already have, it is just ridiculous.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 6:14:35 PM
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In case you haven't figured out, I HAVE TOO MUCH STUFF!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2002 : 8:27:50 PM
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The only thing I want is that Hitler rock band world tour shirt you told me about. Too bad you only found it on a Nazi webpage.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/01/2002 : 1:48:51 PM
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I have the tshirt somewhere from my punk rock daze. If "I come across it" as I start sorting thru stuff, I will set it aside for you. Who would want it besides you after I come across it.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2002 : 10:20:38 AM
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I dunno, but if you come across it, let me know.
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I am not the albatross of love, I am the human ellipsis. I am dot dot dot. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2002 : 7:02:29 PM
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Sorry pcbdmb had first dibs on it. You have already stated on numerous occassions how you don't want anything I come across. You voiced your disgust on more than one occassion. pcbdmb gets the shirt when I come across it.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2002 : 03:54:02 AM
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[Nelson] Haw haw! [/Nelson]
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." - George Bernard Shaw |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2002 : 07:22:01 AM
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Strangely, he sounds excited about it....HMMMMMM.....here's your sign!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2002 : 6:42:17 PM
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...tiny bubles
hey did any of u guys watch the mole? they locked this one guy up in a rooma dn played tiny bubles for the entire night. they had a disco ball and a bubble maker in there too... the played it sdrawkcab (backwards) forwards. really fast r-e-a-l-l-y s-l-o-w.... [orange]REALLY LOUD [orange], real quiet..all sorts of ways
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2002 : 05:17:07 AM
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[sarcasm] Damn! I must have missed that! And I was really wanted to see that episode.[/sarcasm]
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman: you just have to read the manual and push the right button." - Homer |
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2002 : 7:51:07 PM
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i feel so crule...i'm watching an ant die. i smashed it 10 min ago and then i saw it like scoot across the decka dn it's stlll kickin'. i fantisized that the ant was PcbDmb because of his sarcastic remark. Great mounds of poop poo. it's moving!!!!!! it jut jumped off the figgin' desk. fuck. ok now i'm going to kill it
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2002 : 05:44:07 AM
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The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Kewl stuff I invented. Bet ya didn't know
