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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
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 Posted - 04/16/2002 : 03:34:48 AM
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 03:56:52 AM
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That kitty might even be named "Fluffy"
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 04:47:14 AM
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SHIT! Well thats what I get for paying more attention to school than the BOARD. Yeah I barely saw it and was laughing my ass off!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 06:54:28 AM
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It's back!!!! YEAH!! That thing still cracks me up!!! It also reminds me, TIMe to kill some kittens!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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My_Bad_Side
Alien Abductee
2000 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 08:40:43 AM
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MWAHHAAHA Killing kittens is fun.
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 1:28:47 PM
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Kittens, pussy, hahahahahahah!!!
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 3:38:56 PM
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That picture is great.
-J
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2002 : 6:54:23 PM
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Haha, i've never seen that before. Cool.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 07:56:59 AM
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Hey HTG, Do you live under a rock?
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 09:34:05 AM
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Either that or a dank smelly cave without much air ventilation and very little light.......oh yeah....and no internet capabilities.
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 9:56:02 PM
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i used to live in on 'o those..........wait i still do
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2002 : 11:32:55 PM
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Excuse the hell out of me. My local mall gives me all the internet capabilities I require to post here. . .but I best be on my way to my rock.
"I tell you what, I'm not that easily amused ...wow, a blue car!" Homer Simpson.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 04:26:42 AM
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Didn't mean any offense, was just surprised you had never seen it. That thing has been EVERYWHERE! On the internet, emails, a print out of it was even posted on our office door at 9:30 Club. I mean EVERYWHERE! Of course the one on our door was in b+w and did not look half as kewl as it does in color. When it popped up at work I made sure to send everyone a color copy. They like it much better in color.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Captain Petersburgh
Yak Addict
Canada
779 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2002 : 4:19:19 PM
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i can't imagine what it would look like in b/w.
i'm keepin' TIMe with my own set of keys.... |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 04:04:12 AM
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Not nearly as funny!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2002 : 04:06:22 AM
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I don't think he is talking about the same thing but it made me laugh twice as hard when I heard the song:
"Kill a Kitten"
By Stephen Lynch
When the game of like makes you feel like quittin'
it helps a lot if you kill a kitten.
Mark my words 'cause from where I'm sittin'
you can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.
There's no crime that you'd be committin.'
I know the law -- you can kill a kitten.
And if you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
you'll get plenty when you kill a kitten.
Feed it turpentine or break its spine.
Crush it with your shoe as long as you kill a kitten.
If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
she'll like you better if you kill a kitten.
And I'll quote the bible 'cause that's where it's written,
if ye loveth Jesus ye must kill a kitten.
Flush it down the can.
Hit it with your van.
Drown it in a lake.
Bake a kitty cake.
Throw it at a train.
Make it snort cocaine.
Stick some TNT up its cat booty.
Do what you must do as long as you
kill a kitten.
Killing kittens isn't easy
and if the thought makes you feel queasy
grab a pitchfork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead.
Kill a kitten.
Kill a kitten
a little furry kitten.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2002 : 03:16:32 AM
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.......wow....that is absolutely terrible.
"Life is what you make of it, not what you take from it." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2002 : 06:21:01 AM
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.......wow....that is absolutely hysterical!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2002 : 11:32:51 AM
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That was aweful. I think he was being serious. Let's shut him down. UP WITH ANIMALS! DOWN WITH HUMANS!
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2002 : 12:41:46 PM
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Non-human animals ARE better. I'd agree with that in a second.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2002 : 08:36:33 AM
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If you think about it in the context of masturbation = killing a kitten, then this one is hysterical:
quote:
If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
she'll like you better if you kill a kitten.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2002 : 12:41:42 PM
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hahahahahahahaha(falling off my chair laughing my ass off!!!)
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2002 : 08:32:20 AM
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Used to, when I either wanted or needed to laugh (for whatever reason), I would think of this picture, with the kitten running and whatnot.
Now, however, I have a new thing to think of....ok, on America's Funniest Videos two nights ago, there was this film of three kids running around for Halloween or something. One Batman (age 8), One Catwoman (6)and one Peter Pan (5). Well, the Peter Pan kid thinks ... (i just busted out laughing just then....) thinks that he can actually fly, so he gets up on the coffee table and dives directly into the floor. I mean, FACE PLANT. It is seriously the funniest thing in the world.
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victorwootenfan
Alien Abductee
USA
2128 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2002 : 12:32:48 PM
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hahaha, that's pretty good, but i don't think it tops this picture though.
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -Gandhi |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2002 : 12:42:00 PM
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Trust me... you'd just have to see the video. The kid *really* thinks he's about to take off...but he lands completely flat on the floor....it's amazing...
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2002 : 4:12:14 PM
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Imagine the feelings that kid is going to have for his parents when he's a teenager and he still won't be able to live that down... I feel a case of oppositional defiant disorder coming along.
-J
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2002 : 6:12:01 PM
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Those bastards at AFV didn't even nominate it for the money. If the kid had won money, he would have been the hero. Now he's just the fool. Shampoo will play you for the fool. [Arm falls off.]
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2002 : 6:14:45 PM
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Anyone ever notice how they do the three money videos? There will be:
One old person, either in the film (less likely; you can't make old people look bad) or having made the film.
One really young person, usually in the film, rarely having made the film.
And one film that is mildly funny. Mild in the sense of Mild Salsa to a Chili cook off judge.
I should rule the world.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 10:11:04 AM
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I had noticed this myself. Are we really surprised to find out AFV is rigged? I think not! I am just always amazed that they seem to give the big prize to the wrong one. It is never the one I would have picked. I think I just think I have a more twisted sense of humor and I find the weirdest one the funniest. I am a sick puppy!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2002 : 2:41:13 PM
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I think you're a sick Kiffen.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2002 : 06:23:43 AM
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Is God killing "kiffens" again?
GOD, LAY OFF THE KIFFENS!!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2002 : 03:37:45 AM
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I guess everyone has his/her addictions.
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2002 : 05:44:40 AM
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Once again, masturbation is a COMPULSION not an addiction!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2002 : 9:46:12 PM
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Not the way I do it!
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2002 : 2:40:29 PM
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You may be right, with your NEEDLE dick, it might just have to be considered an addiction. But you do it with more regularity that brings it more into the realm of a compulsion. HHHMMMMMMM Food for thought.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 06/21/2002 : 10:19:40 PM
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HHHMMMMMMM Food for thought.
That's gross!!!!! 
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2002 : 01:27:58 AM
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Now, however, I have a new thing to think of....ok, on America's Funniest Videos two nights ago, there was this film of three kids running around for Halloween or something. One Batman (age 8), One Catwoman (6)and one Peter Pan (5). Well, the Peter Pan kid thinks ... (i just busted out laughing just then....) thinks that he can actually fly, so he gets up on the coffee table and dives directly into the floor. I mean, FACE PLANT. It is seriously the funniest thing in the world.
I had totally forgotten about this...brings a smile to my face even now.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2002 : 05:26:54 AM
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If a FACEPLANT brings a smile to your face, did you see this picture of KevinLesko's FACEPLANT?
That should put yet another smile on your face. Unless of course you are the one doing the FACEPLANT!! HEHE
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy-Esque
1098 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2002 : 08:58:28 AM
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OUCH!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2002 : 12:54:51 AM
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I wish we could see the look on Kevin's face. It is a little(alot)blurry. I bet he has a look of "OUCH" on his face even before he hit that hardwood floor.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Ginohassideburns
Try A Little Harder
USA
56 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2002 : 01:07:12 AM
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that could lead to a nose job!
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just so you guys know....
