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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
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 Posted - 03/31/2002 : 7:47:40 PM
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hopefully, i'll get a pair of crutches. Then, i'm gonna walk into a crowd and yell, " HEAL ME SATAN!" throw the crutches down, and start running around...that's if i get the means....
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2002 : 7:56:45 PM
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That'd be hilarious.
"Timmy's going to play something for you, and i'll be right back. I just, I just cant go an evening without him doing something, so I dont have to anything, I can just get blown away. He's the man." Dave Matthews. |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2002 : 8:00:05 PM
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That is great. Have fun.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2002 : 8:04:37 PM
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Haha.. sounds like fun! In high school my best friend and I staged a fight. we were throwing some real punches at each other just to make it look extra real... Our Drama teacher and my friends girlfriend saw and started yelling at us to stop. When they tried to break us up we jumped up (beaten and bruised) and yelled April Fools! Ahhhh the good ol' days!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2002 : 8:05:57 PM
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Tonite, i'm gonna replace the sugar in the sugar bowl with salt.
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2002 : 8:15:48 PM
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I'm gonna shake up a beer so much that it will make the house explode!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2002 : 8:21:10 PM
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Officer: ARE YOU OF A LEGAL DRINKING AGE, SIR?
Jay: Um...i guess...so...yeah...
Officer: Do you have a license on you?
Jay: no
Officer: What is your favorite color?
Jay: Black, cause it matches my personality...
officer: walk this line, sir!
jay: No.
Officer: Okay, you ahve a nice nite! Hugs and Kisses!
That is what i think of the police here in Chardon Ohio, pronounced SHAR-DUN. Also known as Hard-on.
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2002 : 8:31:31 PM
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My Spring break ends tomorrow on the 1st and I have to start a new quarter of freekin classes. Plus rent is due... hopefully that is all an intricate April Fools joke!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2002 : 8:36:30 PM
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My spring break has really blown so far. I'm so sick i didn't even go to my Aunts for easter. I'm gettign better though...i have one hell of a cold...i guess smoking wont help that much, whew! I figured that one oot today!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2002 : 10:24:28 PM
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Jay your idea reminds me of those Doritos commercials where the guy says, "Yes you are bold... but are you bold, AND DARING?"
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2002 : 01:10:36 AM
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Spring Break, a week away! WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh wait.....I'm not doing anything, DAMNIT!!!!!!!!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2002 : 2:36:54 PM
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well, i guess i ain't doin it, cause i can't find any crutches...crap...
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2002 : 3:49:49 PM
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That would be a fun one to pull in that Florida town that banned Satan. We should all go there and do it.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2002 : 5:50:18 PM
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yes, and wear satan suits while doing it, and get fake tattoos of pentagrams on our foreheads and such. o that would be great.... o yes.... i went there.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2002 : 7:00:12 PM
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But dont you guys remember on JACKASS? That guy that wore that devil suit and walked around holding a sign saying something like, "i'm not a bad guy!" And some angry passerby pushed the dude into a car, then punched him upside the head. 
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2002 : 8:01:37 PM
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No........maybe that's because I never watch MTV.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2002 : 8:50:10 PM
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Well...that may be true, but who hasnt seen at least one episode of JACKASS?
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2002 : 11:46:54 PM
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...................me
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2002 : 11:54:56 PM
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who keeps saying that........
(in hans mole man voice) it was him..... lets get him fellas.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2002 : 12:25:26 AM
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Dental plan!!.....Lisa needs braces.....Dental plan!!.....Lisa needs braces.....Dental plan!!.....Lisa needs braces.....Dental plan!!.....Lisa needs braces.....Dental plan!!.....Lisa needs braces.....Dental plan!!.....Lisa needs braces.....Dental plan!!.....Lisa needs braces.....Dental plan!!.....Lisa needs braces.....Dental plan!!.....Lisa needs braces.....Dental plan!!.....Lisa needs braces.....Dental plan!!.....Lisa needs braces.....Dental plan!!.....Lisa needs braces.....Dental plan!!.....Lisa needs braces.....Dental plan!!.....Lisa needs braces.....
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2002 : 2:02:30 PM
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so so very glad i don't need braces! MY teeth are straight, i tell you! Heheheheeeeeehehehehahahe! I shall never know the awful pain and sorrow of having metal attached to your teeth in an attempt to turn them so they are arranged neatly in one's mouth!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2002 : 3:24:31 PM
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i had braces for 6/7 years, retainer, head gear, and 2 gum grafts. now those arnt fun.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2002 : 6:17:27 PM
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A friend of mine at 9:30 club just had to get braces and his wisdom teeth pulled. He is about 25. He said it really sucks. I always wanted them when I was a kid, cause everyone else had them. I also wanted glasses really bad. Luckily I have never had to have either. Gosh was I dumb or what when I was a kid.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2002 : 8:37:11 PM
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i LOVE having glasses! I got them in August, and i think they make me look better!
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2002 : 9:04:51 PM
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I have such a strong gag reflex that they couldn't give me braces......so they gave me this cool retainer instead. But the downside was that when they took impressions, I gagged for the entire 30 seconds that they needed to form the cast.....and when they pulled it out, I threw up on myself. Now that I think aboot it, that it pretty funny!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2002 : 10:56:42 PM
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Speaking of April Fools Day, did I ever mention that this is the day my parents were married. Half the people they invited didn't even show up because they thought it was a gag. Great way to be able to invite lots of people knowing they probably won't show up. HEHE Good planning. Plus, it just seems like the obvious choice.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Jay's April Fools Day Prank
