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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
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 Posted - 03/14/2002 : 6:09:26 PM
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Fluffy
furry Buddy
chewed his leg
on the porch
why'd you do it fluffy
on the porch
good dog fluffy
o-old friend my pal
fluffy's got his buddy
on the porch
penny she's my girlie
she sits here with me
on the porch
penny looks so pretty
on the porch
penny takes fluffy for a walk out on the path
fluffy chases the other doggies on the path
but big sister penny kept fluffy back on the porch
so me and fluffy and penny where on the porch
See i told you guys a while back they are always on soemthin. Here's a very pretty, awesome song, that will stay in my mind forever,and if you can you should download it. This entire album is mocking country music, but at teh same time, including some great songs, such as this, YOu were the Fool:
You Were The Fool
bless the father bless the son
cross your heart cos you're the one
collectin' moon-beams in the mornin'
curvy sticks and wooden poles
assistin' you in pluggin' holes
plug them holes till you see
straight through to the mind's eye
think about it turn around
and go back to the quiet sound
of Jim and Dan prancin' round the pool
you were the fool
and i feel sorry for you
you were the fool
but there's something you can do
you can wash your arm in a pool of mud
you can chop a tree prevent a flood
you can speak with a turtle just by flippin' him around
you can build a boat sail the sea
you can buy a moat forge a key
initiate the sequence create catastrophe
think about it turn around
and go back to the quiet sound
of Jim and Dan prancin' round the pool
you were the fool
and i feel sorry for you
you were the fool
but there's something you can do
bless the father bless the son
cross your heart cos you're the one
collectin' moon-beams in the mornin'
curvy sticks and wooden poles
assistin' you in pluggin' holes
plug them holes till you see
straight through to the mind's eye
think about it turn around
and go back to the quiet sound
of Jim and Dan prancin' round the pool
you were the fool
and i feel sorry for you
you were the fool
but there's something you can do
you were the fool
And then the ultimate sing along song for when you are pissed off at your woman, Piss up a Rope, It's a bit harsh, but it is great!
my dinner's on fire
while she watches TV
and if you've ever wondered
what it's like to be me
she takes all my money
and leaves me no smokes
yells at my buddies
and insults my folks
i'm breakin' my back doin' the best that i can
she's got time for the dog and none for her man
and i'm no dope
but i can't cope
so hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope
you can
piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin'
pack your bag
i don't need the ag
on your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
you ride my ass
like a horse in a saddle
now you're up shits creek
with a turd for a paddle
and i can't cope
piss up a rope
uh you can piss up a rope
and feel the pissy dribble
you can piss up a rope
and watch me giggle
for the last 6 months
i been packin' your bag
you can wash my balls
with a warm, wet rag
till my balls feel smooth
and soft like silk
i'm sick of your mouth
and your 2 percent milk
and i'm no dope
but i've lost all hope
so hit the fuckin' road and
piss up a rope
you can
piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin'
pack your bag
i don't need the ag
on your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
you ride my ass
like a horse in a saddle
now you're up shits creek
with a turd for a paddle
and i can't cope
piss up a rope
(solos)
you can
piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin'
pack your bag
i don't need the ag
on your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
you ride my ass
like a horse in a saddle
now you're up shits creek
with a turd for a paddle
and i can't cope
piss up a rope
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Erich with an h
Yak Addict
USA
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2002 : 6:12:57 PM
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is that a shocked whoa, or a , "they were right!" whoa?
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Erich with an h
Yak Addict
USA
853 Posts |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2002 : 6:22:01 PM
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hehehe
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2002 : 10:58:07 AM
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Ween rules. You guys should check out Ween: The Mollusk.
-Xar666
I never really hated a one true god, but the god of the people I hated. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2002 : 3:07:43 PM
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sweet! a Ween fan! I love the mollusk is a great cd. My favorites are Lillywhite Lips and I'll be your Johnny on the spot
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 03/16/2002 : 11:43:08 PM
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oops, not Lillywhite Lips...It's Cold Blows the WInd
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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Fluffy, the Ween song:
