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Silky The Pimp
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
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 Posted - 02/21/2002 : 9:49:13 PM
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What the fuck is dwarf tossing?
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 02/22/2002 : 12:02:43 AM
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I'll give you a hint... it's not just a clever name.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 02/22/2002 : 12:07:38 AM
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ooooooooooookkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy.........
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Fluffy
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USA
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Posted - 03/03/2002 : 07:02:46 AM
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Did the USA win the dwarf-tossing competition in the Olympics this year? I missed them while I was on the road.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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dirtysloth
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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Posted - 03/03/2002 : 12:40:49 PM
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Not at first... there was a scandal involving the judges. But our performance was so obviously superior so they awarded us a second gold medal.
Peace,
Patrick
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 03/03/2002 : 1:50:02 PM
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dwarf tossing is all polotics these days... no one really has the passion that they used to have back in the good ol' days.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
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Posted - 03/03/2002 : 3:20:04 PM
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Well yeah, not to mention now all the countries are using tossers from their professional leagues, which is horrible for the sport cuz it's right in the middle of the season....
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 03/03/2002 : 5:02:41 PM
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Yeah...and there's nothing worse than a ringer dwarf-tosser.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
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Posted - 03/04/2002 : 05:16:53 AM
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And lets not forget how angry those dwarfs get, especially if their testicles get caught on the throwers wristwatch and get ripped off.
Let me see, I think of I have a picture of just such an occurence.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
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Posted - 03/04/2002 : 05:20:30 AM
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Anyway, back to boybands. Here's a chance to slap those bitches silly! Don't miss the chance to bitch slap Hanson, Springer, Osama Bin Laden, Celine Dion, and a boyband. I had fun with this one for hours. I could not stop laughing. Check it out and make sure you take your turn at WARPING Osama Bin Laden as well.
http://www.urban75.com/Punch/index.html
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 03/05/2002 : 12:58:26 AM
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But back to drawf-tossing......I just watched Lord of the Rings at the movie theater, and there was that part where the party is running from the Balrog in the Mines of Moria. Anyway, they come to the stairs that are falling apart and Gimli says "No! No one tosses a dwarf!" I was laughing so hard when I heard that!
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
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Posted - 03/05/2002 : 08:38:49 AM
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Speaking of Lord of the Rings, check this out. I thought it was very funny and I am not even a huge LOTR fan.
http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 03/05/2002 : 6:57:14 PM
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That was great! I bet you must have enjoyed all that talk aboot the purple dress Fluffy!
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 03/05/2002 : 11:50:19 PM
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Those diaries were pretty funny Fluffy. I only generally perused them, I didn't read them closely. But maybe I will soon.
-Jason-
If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out the top of your head, which does not exist! |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
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Posted - 03/06/2002 : 06:29:48 AM
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Yeah, thats what I did, peruse them. Hopefully I will have time to go back and read them in greater detail. What I read was hysterical, and I LOL when I read about the purple dress. SYNCHRONICITY(we haven't heard that word in a while)
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Silky The Pimp
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2002 : 3:30:51 PM
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Hahahahahahaa!!!!!!!! That is the funniest thing I've ever played!! What took so long?! I've been waiting for over two months for someone to give me an answer. Damn! Now I'm never gonna get any work done.
My mom:"Patrick! It's TIMe for dinner!"
Me:"In a minute!"
Mom:"Hurry up! It's getting cold!"
Me:"Almost done!"
Mom:"What are you doing?!"
Me:"Just tossing some dwarves around!"
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 04/26/2002 : 3:40:06 PM
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I just came across that today... better late than never!
-J
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BigEyedPhish
Is Anybody Here?
USA
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Posted - 04/26/2002 : 3:51:38 PM
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so i have a question... how would one become a professional dwarf tosser?? i think i can do it 
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 04/26/2002 : 6:25:43 PM
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I managed to injure as few as 75 midgets in a single round.
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Boy bands and their affects on our children>>>>
