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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
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 Posted - 02/09/2002 : 12:01:51 AM
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Three years ago, I was at my aunts house with my bro for the annual Christmas party. The adults slowly got drunk while singing ona karokee machine. Me, I was in a room watching T.V Well, my mom decides to leave, and we say good bye, hope in her car, and drive off. Everything is good, then, about a mile away from our house,
this rabbit runs across the road. NO! It was pretty big. For a split second I thought I could see the rabbits eyes, wide with terror as it realized that death had come for him. Then . .THUNK! The right side of the car lifts up a little, and with that, it's over.
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
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Posted - 02/09/2002 : 12:15:03 AM
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HAHAHA, poor thing, you can just imagine the rabbit taking presents to it's young, and it's babies (you know how them rabbits are, gettin it on 20 times a day) sayin something like, "Mommy, when's Daddy getting home?" Then *SPLAT!*. hahaha, kinda funny.
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2002 : 9:39:25 PM
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I once ran over a possum late at night... funny thing was that I fealt bad, but at the time I was more concerned with if I might have a severed possum head to clean out of my wheelwell. Damn I'm a heartless bastard.
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2002 : 12:48:59 AM
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I ran over a skunk once. Stunk up my car an awful smell bye and bye. Hic-yuk.
Seriously though, it sucked ass.
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2002 : 10:01:53 AM
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I had a bird him my car once ... driving down the road, the bird flew out and slammed in to the drivers door and bounced down the side of the car.
After I stopped and got out (to check for dents and kill the bird for messin' up my car), I noticed bird guts and feathers all over the door handle.
At that point, I realised my work was done and I drove the the car wash =)
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2002 : 11:29:28 AM
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BL your story reminds me of something that happened to a friend of mine. He was on his way back to Atlanta from N.C. in what at the time was his mom's Mercedes... it was about a 1986 S Class so it had the big Mercedes hood ornament on the front. Anyway, somewhere about 100 miles north of Atl. a bird swooped down while he was on the highway and needless to say, he hit it. The wrapped around the hood ornament like a pretzel. He said the head flew off and got caught under the passenger side windshield wiper and guts were all over the windshield. I saw it when he got back and it was absolutely hysterical... allthough he had used the wipers so the head flew off. It was quite funny.
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2002 : 8:19:05 PM
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 Holy crap.
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
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Posted - 02/12/2002 : 8:48:26 PM
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I guess they're right....real life is much more exciting and gory than on TV.
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2002 : 8:32:45 PM
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HAHAHA, poor thing, you can just imagine the rabbit taking presents to it's young, and it's babies (you know how them rabbits are, gettin it on 20 times a day) sayin something like, "Mommy, when's Daddy getting home?" Then *SPLAT!*. hahaha, kinda funny.
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It happened on Christmas Eve........
