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drummerboy82
Chatterbox
USA
118 Posts |
 Posted - 02/04/2002 : 12:14:20 AM
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I stopped on mtv over the weekend, and MTV news was covering the tryouts for the guitar spot for Limp Bizkit, and they interviewed some poor soul that uttered these painful words "limp bizkit is the only reason i wanna be in a band"....i felt quesy, and the room started spinning...i had to sit down, then formulate a plan to hunt that kid down, and end his suffering.....
Temporaryism has been the black plague, and Jesus of our age -Incubus |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 02/04/2002 : 12:32:04 AM
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My cousin auditioned ... if he made it, he was going to say, "No. I don't want the job, because YOU GUYS SUCK!!!"
That would have been fucking great. They wouldn't want him anyway, he's too god damn good - he'd run musical circles around those fucks because he actually HAS talent.
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 02/04/2002 : 12:45:54 AM
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I love Limp Bizkit. They are very good...
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 02/04/2002 : 12:56:59 AM
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Good one silky.
- Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.
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FeelingDoors
Is Anybody Here?
USA
49 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2002 : 12:19:07 PM
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I actually auditioned at my local guitar center. I went down there with my epiphone hummingbird (piece of crap) and played a folk version of break stuff, the song that makes them sound the stupidest. After fred durst laughed, I told him he sucked and that if he was any more of a tool, they'd call him hammer. He got angry and bitched me out while I walked away playing over the hills and far away. It was fun.
Happiness is like peeing your pants, Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2002 : 12:54:44 PM
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Say what?
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2002 : 2:24:27 PM
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Que?
-J
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee
USA
2342 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2002 : 12:39:15 AM
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quote:
Happiness is like peeing your pants, Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,
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TalkingNeurons
Yak Addict
523 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2002 : 5:44:57 PM
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quote:
Happiness is like peeing your pants, Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth
LOL, makes sense.
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dirtysloth
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1302 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2002 : 8:44:03 PM
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Has anyone ever seen that stuff they sometimes put in the pools doing its job? I'd really love to see a little kid with a purple cloud around him, splashing about in the water as his mistake has been made known to all.
Peace,
Patrick
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2002 : 9:48:30 PM
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Now only if they made an air freshener that did that for farts.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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dirtysloth
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1302 Posts |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2002 : 10:36:37 PM
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Even if you make an SBD, you had better call safety or else you'll get screwed!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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the worst thing i ever heard....
