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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
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 Posted - 01/29/2002 : 7:16:08 PM
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This are no words that I could possibly use to describe the inherent humor in this article... just look at the picture of the Mayor... and look at what she says. And then read at the end where one of the residents is quoted about why they are opposed.
It's been a while since I've been able to make fun of an entire community... but it feels good to get it out of your system every so often.
http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/01/29/town.satan/index.html
-J
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 8:22:17 PM
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O my god.
Wait i dont have one. . . .
ok hows this.... What the hell?
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 9:30:08 PM
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Just say what Bender said on Futurama:
"Oh....your....God!"
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 9:31:58 PM
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O YOUR GOD!
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 9:42:38 PM
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Brilliant reading! Again!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 9:51:16 PM
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Don't get me wrong, I think it's great to ban Satan. But isn't this really just one more GOOD reason to HATE Florida? How stupid are they there? (hope none of you are from there, and if you are, please present proof of non-idiotness).
-Jason-
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 10:08:22 PM
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This is just another good reason to string up all religious extremists. She think's shes jsut simply because she's christian. Fuck her, fuck that town, fuck God and fuck all the morons that support her!!!!
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 10:27:50 PM
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this unfortunate pack of low grade genetic defectives should be disembowled with a wooden cooking spoon. end of story. that's some dangerous genetic matierial floating around down there.
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 10:51:24 PM
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When I was in NYC, specifically Little Italy, I saw one of those wooden cooking spoons that was about three feet long. I mean really, if your mom had smacked you with one of those, she would have probably broken a bone.
-Jason-
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 11:04:54 PM
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If i recall corectly, someones mother from here did smack me on the ass with a woden spoon, which was fallowed by a softened bone.... but it wasnt broaken thankfully. - pun
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 11:18:52 PM
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-Xar666
I never really hated a one true god, but the god of the people I hated. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 12:02:41 AM
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Don't feel bad Xar! Come on! It's Florida for God's sake! America's wing!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 12:09:23 AM
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I think u mean wang. Americas wang.
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 01:53:51 AM
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But some residents expressed reservations about the proclamation.
"I just think that when she put it on town letterhead, that she crossed the line," resident Polly Bowser told CNN. "There is an ordinance in our town that says that you do not use town letterhead for personal opinion, and that's exactly what she did."
It was this comment that put me on the floor laughing... it's like she completely missed the point. It was like in Dumb and Dumber... where you are expecting a serious reaction, but then the reaction is dumber than the initial stupidity.
"You know Lloyd... just when I think you couldn't get any dumber, you do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!"
-J
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 03:21:41 AM
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Xar, I would love to hear the Prince of Darkness' comments on this travesty. Care to enlighten us?
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 09:17:14 AM
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Actually, I'd like to hear what Xar has to say as well. I'll admit my respose was a bit hot headed, but at least it was honest.
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 3:28:27 PM
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I think it is pretty typical considering the average intellect of the populace. I do think it is a violation of the separation of church and State. However, it is just some redneck town and really doesn’t affect me.
I think it's humorous. I mean.. was Satan allowed there before?
There was a skit on Comedy Central about this article. It showed Satan running and growling towards the town and he saw a sign that said "Inglis City Limit". He started to yell and growl and I think he said "Oh know!", but it was garbled devil-talk.
-Xar666
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 4:01:24 PM
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Xar Said:quote:
. However, it is just some redneck town and really doesn’t effect me.
I think it's humorous. I mean.. was Satan allowed there before?
The last part of your quote is exactly what went thru my mind. I was LOL. The first part has me confused though. It doesn't affect you, how can that be, YOU ARE The Prince of Darkness. Don't you take it the least bit personal? Guess you are a bigger diety than those yahoos give you credit for. I thought you would be reeking havoc on their little township, plagues and disease and whatnot. Just a thought!! HEHE
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 4:06:37 PM
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It just amazes me what some people will do, really. This has got to be about the stupidest thing in the history of stupid. This woman should get kicked out of her position as a politician for combination of church and state at the very least.
That's fine if you firmly believe in your religion, that's your choice. But don't you dare try to force it down someone elses throat as if you are the messenger of some god. It is at that point, you become a biggot yourself.
Again, I have no problem with others that are religious, my wife is Catholic after all. Just "don't prey on me."
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 5:11:40 PM
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We should all dress up in devil costumes and take a trip to that town.
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 5:27:55 PM
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Now THAT would be fucking hilarious!
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 8:24:15 PM
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Wait a minute...wait a minute....this REALLY happened?!! I thought it was from the Onion or something like that!!! OK! I now have absolutely no respect for Florida anymore (like I had any in the first place). What kind of IDIOT BANS satan from a town?!!!! I'm really sure Satan is weeping because now he can't go to his summer beach house. And if he still decided to go there, I would live to see someone stop him!!
Ummmmmm....excuse me...Mr. Lucifer...sir....I have a warrant for your arrest for entering our town. (deputy is burnt to a crisp)
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 11:07:48 PM
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We should all dress up in devil costumes and take a trip to that town.
Count me in.
And once again, I can't stress enough to look at the last comment of the article. The resident is pissed not because of the new ordinance, but because the mayor put it on town stationary.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 05:39:12 AM
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We should all dress up in devil costumes and take a trip to that town.
Count me in, and Xar can lead the way!!!! Wouldn't that be a hoot!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 05:40:08 AM
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Actually make that, Xar and Rew, side by side, leading all of us. One angry mob of Satans!!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 09:37:49 AM
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you know what? watch this: i ban flying pigs from my town. it's pretty fucking easy to ban something that doesn't exist. how about banning murders and robberies. oh wait, that's tougher to enforce. but if we blame it on an invisible man, we don't have to take responsibility, do we?
when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 1:07:24 PM
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That's interesting dan p. I didn't think of that in that way. But insightful it is.
-Jason-
I am a servant of the power behind the nothing. |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 1:14:08 PM
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Dan definately has a point. But I think this woman really believes she is protecting the town from Satan and that he will never ever appear.
Hell, if there is an apocolpyse, that's probably the first town his minions will wipe off the map.
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 2:31:53 PM
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Hell, if there is an apocolpyse, that's probably the first town his minions will wipe off the map.
No, no, we have bigger headaches than rednecks.
-Xar666
I never really hated a one true god, but the god of the people I hated. |
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drummerboy82
Chatterbox
USA
118 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 3:19:38 PM
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looks like Satan cant go to Spring Break there anymore, damn....
slavery is a perfect example of America's ability to lie to itself. -Long Memory |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 7:00:48 PM
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Actually, I'd think that the prince of darkness would want to go somewhere cold for a change. Maybe Alaska.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 8:23:06 PM
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he should come to upstate new york. stir the shit up a little.
you know who else should come back to albany? tim reynolds.
when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt. |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 9:29:55 PM
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I think my dog is satan at times, does that count? I mean, would I be allowed to bring her to that town with me when I go there to burn down all the churches with xar?
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Satan banned in Fla. >>>>>
