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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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 Posted - 01/25/2002 : 10:03:08 AM
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I figured with all the ball talk lately I'd do a search and see exactly how many topics in this forum have had discussions about balls, or someone has said balls.
And here they are:
Many messages take sloth many moons to read
eat, drink, and be merry
pearl jam....
PURPLE HAIR!!!
Interesting Question
Thanx to this message board.....
God (what ever God Is) bless Thrift Stores!
What to do if you cant sleep, ARGH!
Has TR ever had a bad fan incident at a show?
A hard night
My FINAL thought on this mess
God clarifies the "no killing Rule'
The next best rock band ...
Thankful ude
The Lord Of The Rings
Knee deep in shit ... literally.
Happy Solstice
Any Blink-182 fans here?
Favorite South Park Line!
Do you hate Fred Durst?
Ich bin in Ihrem Land neu
hey maybe you should ask me before you steal??
Favorite new song? K
Fluffy says "Be Careful"!!!
THANX + WELCOME!!! Update from the Road
I Love This Fucking Board!
Hello
Question for you all?
Eugene, Oregon OCT. 5
Los Alamos almost gets me there
Any Pink Floyd fans here?
(sob) the horror (sniffle...)
Has anyone heard about this....
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 10:30:02 AM
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That is sure alot, now lets add this one to that list!
BIG BLUE BALLS
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 10:37:29 AM
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No blue balls here ... 
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 10:37:30 AM
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No blue balls here ...
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 10:40:54 AM
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YOU'RE MARRIED!! FEEL FOR THE REST OF US!!(and I don't mean feel our balls, I knew someone would say it if I didn't)
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 10:45:27 AM
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Being married does make a difference in a few ways:
1) The headache excuse become smore frequent, and you cannot do anything about it anymore.
2) It becomes more adventurous when you get it.
3) Taking a shower in the morning has a whole new meaning.
4) Sex in general just feels different - emotional and physical - after one gets hitched.
5) She gets it whenever she wants it, you have to beg most of the time.
6) Cleaning the house for her does wonders for your labito - especially if you do a good job.
There are more, but I'm just brain dead now. It's friday, I am on autopilot.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 11:00:27 AM
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RU trying to tell me that is what I got to look forward to? You sure don't paint a pretty picture. Maybe I should just stick with my Kleenex. This way I get it whenever I want. No headaches, just gotta worry about cramping. And I don't mean the feminine kind.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 11:01:58 AM
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Hey ... that's why they have locks on bathroom doors. Shoot the bowl, no kleenex necessary.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 11:20:09 AM
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Yes, but I like laying in my nice warm cozy bed and it is far to far to the toilet from there. Thanx for the suggestion, but I will stick with the kleenex. Plus I really don't think I would like standing up at that moment. Legs get weak, I might fall and hit my head on one of the many hard surfaces in the bathroom. That would make for a really bad, embarrassing situation. I'm sticking to Kleenex!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 11:31:13 AM
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Well, you could aim for the tub if you don't want to get up. And being married isn't that bad, I actually like it.
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2002 : 5:16:27 PM
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Thats the really kewl thing about being married. All that stuff you hate and that sucks, but you still love her so much its better than being alone. That speaks volumes. I wanna be "IN LOVE"!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2002 : 05:57:36 AM
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YOU'RE MARRIED!! FEEL FOR THE REST OF US!!(and I don't mean feel our balls, I knew someone would say it if I didn't)
Sat goodbye to your two best friends! And I don't mean the ones in the Winnebego!!
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
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Posted - 01/29/2002 : 12:40:27 PM
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But really, when some of my best friends got married, that was the last of them for me. I mean, one of them was a pretty good hiking buddy, and when he got married, that was the end of our hiking together. Now my rock climbing buddy is about to get married, and that will be the end of that, too. I know you didn't mean these kinds of friends, but you were right, either way.
Marriage sucks.
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 12:45:25 PM
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Once you get married, there's a whole new world of responsibility. So, unfortunately, friends become aquaintences any more. It sucks, but you have to take care of the one you love. Your spouse has to be the most important thing in your life and get all of your time until they allow you to waste your time with something else.
Fortunately, my wife knows how important my friends are to me, so I still have the guys night out. And with paintball, she knows that it keeps me in shape and somewhat athletic and that I simply love playing, so she doesn't object there either.
The main difference is that you can just drop what you're doing and head out with your pals or something. You have to plan ahead.
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Did a search for balls ..
