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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
 Posted - 01/21/2002 : 5:48:59 PM
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Ok, who's with me? I think we need one 
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2002 : 5:54:21 PM
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I'm not hugging Xar!
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2002 : 7:43:01 PM
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Second that... no Xar loving from me.
-J
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2002 : 8:27:04 PM
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The corpse in the middle is for Xar, OK?
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2002 : 9:17:26 PM
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MY pet Fish just died...or does he only dig human corpses? IT was a pretty damn big fish, though...i have a sick mind for a male of my young age...try to guess how old i am...come wihtin thirty years i'll send black lotus my ass-smelling air freshener...and Xar my dead fish...and ANYTHING your heart NEEDS to be HAPPY...
Jay
My last name is confusing...It is Spelled Wiegand but is pronounced Weegend...another insult to the English language... |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2002 : 9:51:49 PM
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Humm, I don't know if I could trust you guys?
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2002 : 01:31:02 AM
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*hugs...but grabs Liz K's sweet ass*
-Jason-
I am a servant of the power behind the nothing. |
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enthuTIMsiast
Alien Abductee
6990 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2002 : 01:35:54 AM
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 -> ->-> -> -> ->
-Jason-
I am a servant of the power behind the nothing. |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2002 : 09:47:41 AM
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AHAHAHAHHAHAH!
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Resident bastard.
Fascinated with dick and fart jokes. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2002 : 8:52:11 PM
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Why wouldn't you want to hug Xar?! Unless you're dead, you have nothing to worry aboot.
"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
"Why would you even shake a man's hand if you're not going to help him stand." |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2002 : 11:18:49 PM
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Boys, boys , boys!!! Thanks for the laugh!! I'm not hugging any corpse though. I prefer the living!!
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2002 : 11:43:58 PM
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Boys, boys , boys!!! Thanks for the laugh!! I'm not hugging any corpse though. I prefer the living!!
Have you ever tried it? Don't bash it until you have, lol!
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Resident bastard.
Fascinated with dick and fart jokes. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2002 : 12:03:30 AM
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Yeah! I am so sick of people denouncing necrophilia when they haven't even tried it. If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone do that, I'd have a buck!
"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
"Why would you even shake a man's hand if you're not going to help him stand." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 03:59:58 AM
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pcbdmb, You SLAY me!! ROTFLMAO!! Whoa! did I say Slay? Don't let Xar hear that. Stop, Stop, I'm not dead yet!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 2:04:56 PM
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He's not quite dead!
I feel fine!
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 2:23:59 PM
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He's not dead.
Yes he is.
No I'm not.
Shat-ap!
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 2:30:23 PM
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Sorry Black Lotus, hugging a corse is not on my list of things to do!
But who knows???? Not!
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2002 : 3:43:32 PM
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I think I'll go for a walk.
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 12:09:25 PM
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Don't forget your coat young man, its cold outside!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 3:46:06 PM
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*hugs...but grabs Liz K's sweet ass*
How sweet it is!!!
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 3:48:51 PM
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Someone is grabbing my ass too i think.... o ... its me... *sigh*.
- Cresentfresh. |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2002 : 5:19:05 PM
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I'm not a "tree hugger" per say, but I'll hug Evergreen .
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2002 : 3:19:52 PM
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I am afraid to say if you hug an EVERGREEN, YOU ARE a Tree hugger!! No way around it. Face the truth. You hug trees and defend stones. AND you have a dent in your ass cheek.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2002 : 04:26:47 AM
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Don't forget your coat young man, its cold outside!!
(looking down) you're telling me!!
"You tried your best and you failed miserably...the lesson is: Never Try." |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2002 : 2:09:03 PM
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I am afraid to say if you hug an EVERGREEN, YOU ARE a Tree hugger!! No way around it. Face the truth. You hug trees and defend stones. AND you have a dent in your ass cheek.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy [img]fluff_alien.gif">[img]yinyang.gif">[img]skull.gif">[img]bigeyes2.gif">[img]censored.gif">[img]weeping.gif">[img]kitty.gif">[img]sonar.gif">[img]darkside.gif">
I feel as though I have been violated ....
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2002 : 9:50:06 PM
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I feel as though I have been violated ....
You feel violated, someone grabed my ass... o wait... it was me. *sigh*
- Cresentfresh. |
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 01:14:22 AM
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Violated? I am the Alien Abductee, let me tell you a thing or two about violated!! I will shut up now, it's not pretty!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 10:08:27 PM
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Mental Note: When hanging out in Nevada, always carry KY in your pocket. If you get abducted, politely ask them to use it.
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 10:16:44 PM
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What's KY?
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2002 : 10:19:02 PM
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What's KY?
"I do what I can with what I've got."
It's uh ... well .... hmmmmm .... femenine lubricant, sex lube. Uh, go check out your local pharmacy in the condum isle :)
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 08:30:59 AM
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FYI it's not just a feminine product. It's also used on men. It's the cold goop they put on a glove for rectal exams. I don't recommend using it on toast though!! LOL!
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 09:22:51 AM
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FYI it's not just a feminine product. It's also used on men. It's the cold goop they put on a glove for rectal exams. I don't recommend using it on toast though!! LOL!
I didn't wanna go there, but yes .... it's a general lubricant . I've even used it as grease on certain parts of my car.
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 09:30:44 AM
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Vasaline is better to use in place of grease. It's not water soluable like KY.
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 09:33:17 AM
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Yeah, but it gives me dirty thoughts when I use it.
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Stonimal rights activist with a dented ass. |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 4:51:28 PM
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oh. Sorry I asked.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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LizT
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1687 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 5:15:37 PM
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You have been educated pcbdmb! he he
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 5:37:01 PM
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Some questions are better left unasked ... or unanswered, but in this case, I couldn't resist.
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Xar666
Yak Addict
USA
546 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 5:53:30 PM
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 9:12:07 PM
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Yeah!! Maybe you should also use Icy Hot for those rigor mortis ones.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2002 : 10:09:27 PM
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That's plain foul ...
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 12:05:35 AM
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Hey Black Lotus, remind me never to ride in your car with you. I am not sure I want to know what kind of relationship you have with your car. All I want to know is, does your wife get jealous? At least she never has to worry that it is another woman.
Next door neighbor:Hey where has your husband been? I haven't seen him in a while, you sure he is not out with another woman?
BL's wife:Nah, he's out in the garage again with the car and a tube of KY jelly. Boys will be boys!!!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 01:46:37 AM
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BL's wife:Nah, he's out in the garage again with the car and a tube of KY jelly. Boys will be boys!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-j
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2002 : 09:22:18 AM
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Dude, if you only knew. I like the feel of cold hard steel ;)
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Fluffy
Administrator
USA
10739 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 03:53:28 AM
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Talk to the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER, I think he could recommend a bar you might like.
Peace & Keep the Faith
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 09:50:04 AM
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I seriously didn't get that.
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 6:01:41 PM
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Maybe he meant CENTRAL SCRewTINIZER
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2002 : 9:22:16 PM
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Yep still lost ... and apparently now I'm violating a message board rule. Liz, you may spank me now
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2002 : 12:12:24 AM
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Wait a minute.....that's not a punishment!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2002 : 09:22:34 AM
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Wait a minute.....that's not a punishment!
"I do what I can with what I've got."
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2002 : 6:42:39 PM
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oh right! Let the punishment spanking begin!
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2002 : 8:23:09 PM
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Now that I have your permission, thank you.
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Trade my life for a barrel of gold.
Find someone else before I get too old.
If I live my life for aesthetic gain,
will you repay me with all your pain? |
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pcbTIM
Alien Abductee
USA
6501 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2002 : 8:33:30 PM
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you're welcome.
"I do what I can with what I've got." |
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Group hug ..
