| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Jay |
Posted - 01/15/2008 : 8:13:05 PM
Machine Shop. Third Shift. I am very tired. My hands are very cut. There is much noise and no one to talk to except myself. I listen to NPR all night. Yeah, I really do. I have not fucked up much, yet. But I have cut myself many, many times. And I smell like coolant, always, and am covered in metal dust. And there are many small, stinging cuts. Fun. |
| 16 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Jay |
Posted - 01/25/2008 : 02:17:38 AM
I'll tell ya, I just washed and packed fifty shiny new dingleberry forks. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 01/18/2008 : 5:11:25 PM
quote:
Originally posted by dirtysloth
I have no idea what a masterwork rapier is
don't you talk to me. |
| dirtysloth |
Posted - 01/17/2008 : 5:28:05 PM
I have no idea what a masterwork rapier is, but who wants a platinum cock ring?
Still gotta pay for it. I get scanned by police officers every night before I leave work. Platinum is $1600 or so an ounce. That's a deal. Still less than girl scout cookies.
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| Hopeful Rolling Waves |
Posted - 01/17/2008 : 5:22:33 PM
My need for drug paraphernalia far outweighs your fuckin' Wizards and Wienies bullshit, Dan-O.  |
| dan p. |
Posted - 01/17/2008 : 5:08:42 PM
do you guys make masterwork rapiers? i want the +1 bonus to attack and damage, but i don't want to use a magical enhancement for it. that way i can stack +5 in enchantments on top of the +1.
you can do that, right? |
| Hopeful Rolling Waves |
Posted - 01/17/2008 : 4:06:46 PM
Oh snap. Lemme dust off AutoCAD. |
| Jay |
Posted - 01/16/2008 : 9:22:11 PM
Yeah, if you've got blueprints. |
| Ranting Thespian |
Posted - 01/16/2008 : 9:11:15 PM
Could you help me forge together the pieces of Narsil for me? Aragorn needs it before he leaves Rivendell in a few days |
| rubylith |
Posted - 01/16/2008 : 2:10:26 PM
About time someone said it. |
| Hopeful Rolling Waves |
Posted - 01/16/2008 : 1:23:19 PM
How about fashioning a nice titanium bong slide for me? |
| Jay |
Posted - 01/16/2008 : 1:09:59 PM
Haha! You guys're funny. Dirtysloth, I make a wide variety of shit---some surgical tools, engine parts, machine parts, tools to make more machine parts for making more machine tools...pretty much if it fits in our mills we do it. Mostly aluminium and steel, but a few are titainium. So some nights I sit and wait for the majority of my shift, other nights I run three machines each with a cycle lasting under three minutes---so it's either hectic or incredibly lazy work. But platinum, man...I'd be hawking scraps, dude! |
| dan p. |
Posted - 01/16/2008 : 11:35:28 AM
that sounds pretty metal. |
| Hopeful Rolling Waves |
Posted - 01/16/2008 : 11:28:51 AM
It'll build character. |
| dirtysloth |
Posted - 01/16/2008 : 01:55:58 AM
I got a machine shop job this year too, so I know what you mean. I cut platinum, which isn't that hard to handle, but I've gotten sliced pretty good a couple times. It's a pretty low stress job for a machine shop though - actually the easiest job I've ever had. What do you make? |
| Ranting Thespian |
Posted - 01/15/2008 : 11:56:19 PM
Atta boy there Hamstray . . . No, wait, I mean Hamster! . . . I mean Stramstar . . . Homegrown! . . . Ramrod? . . . Humphel?! |
| Arthen |
Posted - 01/15/2008 : 11:14:33 PM
Don't let anyone from the future take it from you. |
