| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Hopeful Rolling Waves |
Posted - 11/13/2007 : 6:31:59 PM
Is Hilary fucking Clinton gonna be President? Should I off myself now? Lieberman Lackey, Big Bank Baby Barak Obama? Jovial John Edwards? Where's your pal, Kerry now? *plays excerpt of TR's 'Betrayal'*
Does Rudy Guiliani have a chance at getting the nod on the other side? Neo-con apologist Jon McCain? Fred 'Die Hard 2' Thompson? Mitt Romney, Mike Bloomberg...The Billionaires' Club Team?
Does anyone have any idea what separates these invalids and others from Paul, Kucinich, and Gravel?
What the hell is going on? Is it even possible to have a real election anymore? Are we doomed to repeat history?
Explain. |
| 23 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| rubylith |
Posted - 11/19/2007 : 12:26:17 PM
Wow you all just turned by turd of a day into a great one..I love you all...
"Operation MurderFist" scarily funniest thing I have ever heard, ever, ever. |
| Jay |
Posted - 11/18/2007 : 7:50:04 PM
I promise my people very, very dank shit. Seedless like grapes.
Also, we will not eat beef. We will eat buffalo, much better. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 11/18/2007 : 1:45:16 PM
murder is metal.
well for magic immunities, i got you covered with my armor plan. armor depends on who's using it. ground troops have to be protected, but they also have to move. i'd probably give them dragonhide platemail. it's got a max dex of 8 and +9 ac. all you have to do enchant it with some damage reduction and you'll be all set. having a dr of 5 will basically cancel out any damage done by offensive cantrips as well as magic missile. i guess rings of elemental resistance would work, too. dr 15 against all elements. that takes care of lower level casters who specialize in evocation. |
| Hopeful Rolling Waves |
Posted - 11/17/2007 : 2:33:01 PM
Jay, as Department of Agriculture, I grant you 1.5 billion dollars to grow some of the dankiest, stankiest ganja you can muster.
Also, you are all now vegetarians. Meat is murder. AHAHA |
| Arthen |
Posted - 11/17/2007 : 1:14:25 PM
I can only imagine the operations against Iran will be known as Operation Donkeypunch.
What about magic immunities Dan? |
| dan p. |
Posted - 11/17/2007 : 12:05:36 PM
awesome.
as my first act as the head of department of war, i am going to completely rename the campaigns. operation iraqi freedom is now operation murderfist. also, in addition to modern equipment, soldiers will now each have a +3 keen scimitar of smiting. this blade, in addition to doubling the soldier's critical hit range, allows them to perform the act of smiting, as the paladin special ability. they may smite civilian 3 times per day. soldiers add their effective character level to damage dealt and their charisma modifier to their attack bonus against non-combative bystanders.
actually, i decided to donate those scimitars to blackwater. |
| Arthen |
Posted - 11/17/2007 : 02:33:00 AM
I'd prefer Secretary of Education, I think my future Ph.D would go towards that. |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 11/17/2007 : 01:53:26 AM
quote:
Originally posted by dan p.
can i have department of war? justice is hollow contrivance.
Hmm... I'll trade you. That hollow contrivance sounds right up my alley. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 11/16/2007 : 7:30:45 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Jay
I shall be cheif grower of combustiblesweed.
fixed.
can i have department of war? justice is hollow contrivance. |
| Ranting Thespian |
Posted - 11/16/2007 : 7:05:19 PM
Hmmm, me for department of Homeland Security. Well, we are getting rid of the color threat shit, and have all the warnings different guitar riffs! And we will have loud speakers that will be louder than tornado sirens all over the place, thousands upon thousands! And of course, 5 out of the 10 will be Tim. |
| Jay |
Posted - 11/16/2007 : 5:14:19 PM
I shall be cheif grower of combustibles. |
| rubylith |
Posted - 11/16/2007 : 3:50:53 PM
Come on guys...easy answer...
FLUFFY FOR PRESIDENT!
REW for VICE PRESIDENT
TR NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR
Dan p. Department of Justice
HRW Department of Agriculture
Arthen Department of Energy
Zachomach department of War
Ranting Thespian Deparment of Homeland Security
And I'll own the oil companies and sit back and let the blood money roll in...
(insert evil laugh here) |
| Robin |
Posted - 11/16/2007 : 12:45:09 PM
Another reason for me to have moved to Canada....Peace, Robin |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 11/15/2007 : 10:18:25 PM
No violence. Well maybe but hopefully not. I would just assume follow the legal process and elect a new government which will happen when our economy falls flat on it's face because we keep shipping so many dollars overseas to pay for war amongst other stupidities. |
| Arthen |
Posted - 11/15/2007 : 3:50:40 PM
There Will Be Blood. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 11/15/2007 : 2:13:04 PM
will there be violence? |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 11/14/2007 : 11:16:28 PM
What makes me feel better is that after the US invades Iran, there will be a small but slightly greater chance for a revolution to thwart the current power system. |
| Hopeful Rolling Waves |
Posted - 11/14/2007 : 07:41:26 AM
Well, now I feel better.  |
| dan p. |
Posted - 11/14/2007 : 01:19:38 AM
and nothing else matters. |
| Ranting Thespian |
Posted - 11/14/2007 : 01:18:33 AM
SOCIALISM! |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 11/14/2007 : 12:54:31 AM
"Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." |
| dan p. |
Posted - 11/13/2007 : 7:26:53 PM
easy. nothing makes sense. nothing works and nothing matters. not science, not religion, not politics. reason, right and wrong, good and bad; these are all empty, meaningless concepts with no intrinsic truth or value. but no one has the heart to say it. |
| Arthen |
Posted - 11/13/2007 : 6:58:12 PM
I feel ya. Hillary scares me. |
