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| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 11/27/2001 : 8:48:25 PM
It's a simple question. Cake or Death?
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| Isaac |
Posted - 12/12/2001 : 09:48:45 AM
Yeah i just don't see any other way to take that.
The idea of eating cake or even just the icing while receiving oral sex is quite appealing though a bit off subject.
Isaac
"And when King Alexander saw the breadth of his domain he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer" |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 5:13:31 PM
you know Fluffy, that last statement could totally be taken differently when read out of context.
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 1:50:27 PM
MMMMM Icing on Cake!! for that matter, Icing with head as well!
Peace & Keep the Faith
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| Isaac |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 09:26:20 AM
I'm possitive the HBO special I have is called "dressed to kill" maybe the mp3's your downloading don't have it all or something. I do beleive that part was during the 45 minute encore.
I definatly agree with Fluffy, his faces and gestures greatly enhance the comedy, check out the video if at all possible.
Isaac
"And when King Alexander saw the breadth of his domain he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer" |
| Xar666 |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 07:54:17 AM
oh |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 05:18:15 AM
LET THEM get OFF WITH HEAD and CAKES!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 05:17:17 AM
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 05:16:49 AM
"LET THEM EAT CAKE!"
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 03:29:07 AM
continue looking shocked and move slowly toward the cake...
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| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 02:37:57 AM
umm..yeah..ya see, the funny thing about that is...YOINK!!! (Grabs the cake and runs.)
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 02:25:39 AM
and I'm waiting for my death.
Xar666, I'm looking in your direction.
On a side note, I'd like to say that jsoldo, Xar666, and I all have 150 posts(at least for the moment).
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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 01:51:23 AM
I'm still wating for my cake.
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 01:21:20 AM
o wait, i think in DTK he only does parts of his bit in french to show how britain has to be bilingual or something...so, i'm probably wrong. He does have a web site though, check that out.
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
| crash258 |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 12:58:08 AM
Are you sure?
I just listened to it.
The one I saw, he mentioned how things you learn in french class (i.e.words and phrases) are impossible to work into a conversation.
(i.e. the monkey is under the table),
I dont think it is dressed to kill., is it?
ill try and download it again.
Philip
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| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 12/11/2001 : 12:21:51 AM
I'm positive, it's Dressed to kill.
"People always tell you to color inside the lines, [but] who drew the lines in the first place? [Think about that.]" -Victor Wooten |
| Fluffy |
Posted - 12/10/2001 : 9:20:44 PM
I WAS sure, but now you got me doubting myself. I have it videotaped somewhere. I am almost positive that was the name. It is the name on the video on ebay. I'm sticking by it.
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| crash258 |
Posted - 12/10/2001 : 7:05:27 PM
You sure its Dressed To Kill?
I just listened to it and couldnt find it.
Philip
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| Fluffy |
Posted - 12/10/2001 : 3:22:47 PM
Hey Fleabass, Dressed to Kill is indeed hilarious, but i think it is twice as funny when you can see him. Dressed in drag, and the faces he makes speak volumes toward his humor. When he is doing the whole Englebert Humperdink thing it is way funny when you can see him and not so funny when you can't. It is true, better to hear it than to not experience it at all. Just my 2 cents!
Peace & Keep the Faith
Fluffy |
| Isaac |
Posted - 12/10/2001 : 3:15:39 PM
Yeah, its part of Eddie Izzard - Dressed to Kill. They used to play it on HBO all the time, but I haven't seen it in a while. I checked ebay quick, this shits kinda pricey though.
http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1495195119
http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1494877844
Isaac
"And when King Alexander saw the breadth of his domain he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer" |
| crash258 |
Posted - 12/10/2001 : 3:10:59 PM
I am in a french class at FSU, and on the last day the teacher played a excerpt of one of his shows. The skit was about learning french (not the exchange student skit). Well he talked about how the words you learn in french class wont help you at all if you go to france. I know he wears drag when he does standup, in this particular one he was wearing a pink outfit with black dots on it. If you can help me find this skit I would be most appreciative.
Philip
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| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 12/09/2001 : 11:15:22 PM
quote:
Is the "cake or death" thing the work of Eddie Izzard?
If anyone knows anthing about this guy, let me know. Im looking for one of his shows.
Philip
Yeah, he's hilarious, if you're looking for a show, look for "Dressed to kill" I dled it off of morpheus, I could only find audio, but that's all u need really. It's still hilarious.
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 12/09/2001 : 02:27:05 AM
Yes indeed it is... that man is hilarious.
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau |
| crash258 |
Posted - 12/08/2001 : 9:34:50 PM
Is the "cake or death" thing the work of Eddie Izzard?
If anyone knows anthing about this guy, let me know. Im looking for one of his shows.
Philip
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| LizT |
Posted - 12/05/2001 : 09:18:39 AM
OK now I have lost my mind, has anyone seen it? Xar,I meant to write the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood. I was thinking of the wolf in grandma's clothing! Liz |
| LizT |
Posted - 12/03/2001 : 8:35:22 PM
Ok, you guys are really messing with my head! I thought it was really strange that you would be having a conversation with yourself! LOL!
Hey Xar, I did see your pic! You reminded me of the wolf on Goldilocks and the 3 bears! Liz
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| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 12/03/2001 : 7:40:42 PM
Blasphamy is fun, but don't forget to wear your safety goggles! I'll shut up now.
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
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| dan p. |
Posted - 12/03/2001 : 08:24:36 AM
that's some fierce blasphamy. powerful funny, too.
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| Xar666 |
Posted - 12/03/2001 : 03:54:48 AM
wait |
| Saint Jude |
Posted - 12/03/2001 : 01:07:02 AM
I dont think she will ever believe us if we keep posting right after each other
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 12/02/2001 : 9:33:27 PM
Yeah, we're just way too alike...and now we're all asses because you assumed Liz, thanks alot. 
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
-Da Bush |
| Saint Jude |
Posted - 12/02/2001 : 7:55:03 PM
Me and Fleabass are two different people Liz... he is a friend of mine though.
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau |
| LizT |
Posted - 12/02/2001 : 6:17:06 PM
Gee Saint Jude or is it Fleabass76, you're confusing me! How many of you guys have multiple personalities here? I must say that the big blast of hot air one was very creative! Liz
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| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 11/29/2001 : 01:33:58 AM
quote:
quote:
SI
Si
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau
Give him Death. 
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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 11/29/2001 : 12:19:04 AM
quote:
SI
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Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 11/28/2001 : 11:03:04 PM
quote:
Fleabass es me amigo Liz.
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau
SI
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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 11/28/2001 : 11:28:59 AM
Fleabass es me amigo Liz.
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau |
| Isaac |
Posted - 11/28/2001 : 10:31:35 AM
Wanna rack a baby? We've got babies on spikes!
Dressed to Kill is one of the funniest stand up routines i've ever seen in my life. Eddie Izzard is a genius
Isaac
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| LizT |
Posted - 11/28/2001 : 09:10:04 AM
That's a bizarre question, are you Zar's friend or something? Anyway, I would choose cake first because we're all eventually going to die sometime. I don't plan on dying anytime soon! But, I'm gettin the creeps with the member list. My name is right next to Zar's and I'm the 13th one on the list. Watch it Zar, I've been watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! LOL! Liz |
| Xar666 |
Posted - 11/28/2001 : 04:21:42 AM
now now |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 11/27/2001 : 9:17:23 PM
quote:
supposin you choke to death on the cake. then what?
when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.
Natural Selection 
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| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 11/27/2001 : 9:15:53 PM
quote:
Death... no wait cake... CAKE I MEANT CAKE!
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau
Ah, u said death first!
just kidding, give him cake.
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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 11/27/2001 : 9:08:35 PM
Death... no wait cake... CAKE I MEANT CAKE!
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| dirtysloth |
Posted - 11/27/2001 : 9:08:11 PM
Hmmm... now that I think about it definitely not death... I wouldn't want Xar to get his hands(or whatever else) on my corpse...
Peace,
Patrick 
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| dan p. |
Posted - 11/27/2001 : 9:05:24 PM
supposin you choke to death on the cake. then what?
when you think about it, mud is just wet dirt. |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 11/27/2001 : 9:04:59 PM
He says death, give him death. For now. Maybe cake later. But death for now.
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| dirtysloth |
Posted - 11/27/2001 : 9:02:32 PM
I don't know, my answer would change depending on when you ask me. I've had a horrible day and I'm really not a big fan of cake, so right about now I'd say death. But then again I'm not a big fan of death either. Never tried it out though. Jesus man, I don't know. You pose a tough question.
Peace,
Patrick
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