| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| guitarisPIMP |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 9:18:42 PM
Theese guys...and eveyrone like them.
http://www.khaleejtimes.com/DisplayArticle.asp?xfile=data/theuae/2005/November/theuae_November788.xml§ion=theuae&col= |
| 11 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| tericee |
Posted - 12/12/2005 : 04:04:16 AM
Just got this today. These guys probably didn't make the book, but they're pretty stupid too:
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason? "Too many deer were being hit by cars," and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when an
airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without tour knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
IDIOT CROSSING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?" She was a probation officer in Wichita, Kansas.
IDIOT TALKING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully,"This is fun. We should do this more often!" Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
IDIOT WORKING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself, and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's Office, no less.
IDIOT WORKING 2: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the Chevy dealership in Rock Hill, South Carolina!
They walk among us .... AND REPRODUCE! |
| dan p. |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 6:15:04 PM
yeah. every country has a lot of stupid people. |
| guitarisPIMP |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 4:07:10 PM
I'm glad there's now an entire book devoted to documenting all of America's phenomenally stupid people. I bet it's quite a thick book too. |
| tericee |
Posted - 12/05/2005 : 10:25:52 AM
quote:
Originally posted by guitarisPIMP
Yes. i was implying that there really are people that stupid in this country. and if you were wondering who was stupid enough to vote for bush, there's your answer.
I agree with the intent, but if a person is going to use stupid people as an example of who would vote for Bush, it would be good to use stupid U.S. citizens. Like these:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0812970829/102-1531045-1300932?v=glance&n=283155 |
| dan p. |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 12:54:25 PM
quote:
Originally posted by rubylith
who cares voting is contreolled by DieBold anyway.
rubylith, how i've missed thee. |
| rubylith |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 12:51:07 PM
who cares voting is contreolled by DieBold anyway.
www.blackboxvoting.org |
| guitarisPIMP |
Posted - 12/02/2005 : 06:01:01 AM
Yes. i was implying that there really are people that stupid in this country. and if you were wondering who was stupid enough to vote for bush, there's your answer. |
| pcbTIM |
Posted - 12/01/2005 : 11:02:47 PM
I think he was implying that someone that "stupid" must have voted for Bush. |
| rubylith |
Posted - 12/01/2005 : 09:04:01 AM
someone voted for bush? haha good one! |
| Arthen |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 11:39:49 PM
Color me confused as well... |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 11/30/2005 : 10:49:39 PM
quote:
Originally posted by guitarisPIMP
Theese guys...and eveyrone like them.
http://www.khaleejtimes.com/DisplayArticle.asp?xfile=data/theuae/2005/November/theuae_November788.xml§ion=theuae&col=
Your link is to this story:
quote:
Man claims to be bullet proof, gets shot dead
By Mohsen Rashid
30 November 2005
DUBAI Two UAE nationals Ali S. A. (38) and Abdullah M. S. (30) were sentenced to life imprisonment for shooting dead a Sudanese national Abdel Monaim M. Y., who claimed to be bullet proof, was shot in the stomach and the head, resulting in his death.
The court found them guilty of premeditated murder.
The history of the case dates back to November 1998 when the two defendants persuaded the victim to come with them to a deserted area at Al Rawyya. The first defendant fired at the victim on his chest from a pistol in his possession, while the second shot him in the head, resulting in his death. The pair left him lying on the ground and ran away. The coordination and cooperation between the police departments and the Emirates Telecommunications Corporation had contributed effectively in arresting the murderers.
This happened when the phone calls the victim received in his mobile telephone from the prime suspect were tracked. The first suspect had called the victim four times for he knew him. The prime suspect asked the victim that he wanted to meet and ask him about some matters related to magic and sorcery, which the victim claimed he knew. The two defendants met the victim at Al Hamriyya, and took him in the car of the second defendant to a deserted area, where they shot him dead.
The first defendant, when interrogated, confessed to the conversation made between them before shooting. He said: We had asked the victim when we pointed the pistol at him whether he was a superman, in the sense that he would not be affected by gunshots. The two men said they asked him before pulling the trigger that if he was impregnable, they would shoot him. The man nodded, saying yes, and I first shot him in the abdomen, but he pretended he was not hurt, the first defendant said. The second defendant fired at him on the head, and he fell dead. Later, the pair left him dead and ran away.
The Court of First Instance sentenced the first defendant, who was present, to a life-term in jail and the same sentence was handed to the second defendant in absentia. The lawyer of the defendant Ali Al Haddad appealed against the verdict yesterday. The majority of opinions called for penalising the two defendants to life imprisonment. Al Haddad said there was still the Court of Cassation to contest the verdict.
Now, what has this to do with Bush? |
|
|
