| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| TalkingNeurons |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 06:32:03 AM
Have you ever yawned so hard you drooled a little?
That tells you you should go to sleep, but can't because you have school in an hour. |
| 25 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| dan p. |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 6:19:14 PM
of course she was popular. she could gleek on command! |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 6:10:53 PM
quote:
Originally posted by dan p.
it would be really cool if i could do it on command, instead of just at the worst possible moments only.
I actually knew a girl who could. She was weird but had huge boobs so she was popular. |
| Jiyra |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 5:21:26 PM
one of my best girl-friends used to be able to do it on command and then vanity interrupted and she closed the gap in her teeth. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 5:19:17 PM
it would be really cool if i could do it on command, instead of just at the worst possible moments only. |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 3:07:09 PM
quote:
Originally posted by PJK
I feel so deprived, I never heard of gleeking before! Jeez you learn something new everyday!
Gosh! You've never heard of gleeking? (gleeting) All the cool kids are doing it nowadays.  |
| PJK |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 10:30:39 AM
I feel so deprived, I never heard of gleeking before! Jeez you learn something new everyday! |
| tericee |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 06:53:55 AM
Nope, I call it gleeking too.
:-O.... (the closest I could come up with to a gleeking emoticon) |
| enthuTIMsiast |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 5:44:16 PM
Ha, gleeking... I thought that was just a local name for it. |
| {=HTG=} |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 10:43:12 AM
quote:
Originally posted by guitarted
How about talking to a member of the opposite sex and spitting while you talk?
guilty...
Thats been happening to me a lot lately . . . . |
| guitarted |
Posted - 01/21/2005 : 2:21:59 PM
How about talking to a member of the opposite sex and spitting while you talk?
guilty... |
| Hopeful Rolling Waves |
Posted - 01/21/2005 : 10:42:41 AM
A few kids in my middle school could gleek on command, and they'd hit people in the back of their heads while in class. I always found it mildly amusing; gross, but amusing. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 8:07:51 PM
oh, no, you're definately not alone. i would it's just not something that normally crops up in conversations. they ought to make a gleeking emoticon. i'd use it. |
| Arthen |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 8:06:55 PM
No, there is something wrong with you. And with all those other people too!
I'm just glad fluids don't come flying out of my mouth when I yawn. |
| Angelface01 |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 7:47:28 PM
It's good to know that I'm not the only one who has that weird spit thing happening when I yawn real hard. I thought something was wrong with me. |
| guitarted |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 4:52:03 PM
oops i meant to say 'practically' |
| dan p. |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 1:02:34 PM
gleeking, huh? sounds about right.
you literally flew? you mean you actually traveled through the air on your bike? i hate to be a skeptic, but i think i don't quite believe that. i think you meant "figuratively" and not its opposite, "literally" |
| Hopeful Rolling Waves |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 10:03:42 AM
I smashed about 6 clocks while in high school, I had stone walls, so it was pretty easy. My new clock has shotgun alarms on it. When they both go off simultaneously, you can't help but get up. That and if I'm late for work my boss takes a fat shit on me, literally.
NEXT!
BTW, it's called "gleeking" Dan P. |
| Jiyra |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 12:57:50 AM
I have four alarm clocks and I still find it hard to wake up every morning... |
| guitarted |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 12:47:20 AM
I remember waking up and seeing 9:02 on the clock (started at 8:30).
You've never seen someone get up so fast, i don't even really remember parts of getting there. I had an unsharpened HB pencil, thats all. So i remember grabbing my swiss army knife and sharpening it quickly. Later i found huge shards of pencil wood lying all around my room. I must have cut off a 1/4 of the pencil trying to sharpen it properly with a knife.
I jumped on my bike and literally flew there.
Made it in, blasted through the doors, out of breath panting drooling almost crying.
I said some gibberish to the prof and she sat me down and tried to calm me down.
I saw her laughing at me with the TAs several times the rest of the midterm. |
| therippa |
Posted - 01/20/2005 : 12:08:38 AM
quote:
Originally posted by guitarted
Have you ever reached for the SNOOZE button but hit the ALARM OFF button instead?
Effectively missing 40 minutes of your business law midterm...
Why do they make the snooze button so much larger than the turn off button? Here are the features I want in an alarm clock...
1. The off button is actually a switch, preferably in the back
2. When you set the alarm for, say, 8:00 am, somewhere in the middle of the night is randomly sets the clock ahead anywhere from 1-20 minutes. That'll keep you on your toes.
3. Same with the interval for the snooze. Hit the button, sometimes it will go off again in a minute, sometimes 10.
And guitarted, that's the funniest thing I've heard all month.
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| Arthen |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 11:11:37 PM
...danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? |
| guitarted |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 9:46:49 PM
my roomate told me his buddies once stuck a cigarrette up a girls nose while she was passed out drunk
she smoked the whole thing |
| Saint Jude |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 11:42:01 AM
ever yawned really big and some dude shoves his c.................... ............ ............. ................ .................. .................. umm................... happened to a friend of mine.... ..... not me. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 11:37:30 AM
nice. i hate that. what's even worse is yawning and having that little streamline of spit come flying from your mouth. what the fuck is that, anyway? |
| guitarted |
Posted - 01/19/2005 : 10:12:37 AM
Have you ever reached for the SNOOZE button but hit the ALARM OFF button instead?
Effectively missing 40 minutes of your business law midterm... |
